Another plus for Ubuntu over Windows

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com
>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the
>>>>>>>>>> new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with
>>>>>>>>> their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update
>>>>>>>> to open-
>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>>>>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of
>>>>>>> your ass again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your
>>>>>> experience to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since your
>>>>>> OS permits updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure that you
>>>>>> have applied updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the new
>>>>> idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one single
>>>>> update so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens .docx files.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Nobody gives a sh*t about you sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Let us know when you're capable enough to create an MS Office .docx
>>> document so we can put all this to rest. HAAHAHAHAHA! Game, set,
>>> match, boy.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> I've already done that balless sheep-fukker...hahahahaha...and you and
>> open sores and open orifice [Alias' note: Frank the Wank is using and
>> open source newsreader, ah the irony]
>
>
> and urbuttoo lost...LOL!
>
>> Frank
>
>
> No, you haven't sent me one single doc to test. Not one. So, you have
> NOT done that.
>
> Alias

Ok sheep-fukker. Here's is what I will do just for you. I will hand
carry the doc to you when I'm in Europe this Fall, ok?
So you'll see it and me and I can watch you try and open it on your
computer, ok...LOL!
Now, if you really want to see this doc that oo will not properly open,
just let me have your real name, address and telephone number ok?
Well...?
Frank

 

[kurttrail]

Re: What Open Orafice Is Used For

Bill Yanaire wrote:

> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
> message news:yOsRj.1183$g%1.460@fe71.usenetserver.com...
>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>
>>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>>> message news:NgrRj.23271$Iz3.4885@fe84.usenetserver.com...
>>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> If you want to use OpenOffice, go right ahead. OpenOffice can be
>>>>> used to write out a shopping list, write a note to your Mom, and
>>>>> maybe even do a primitive spell check.
>>>>>
>>>>> OpenOffice is about 10 years behind MS Office. The GUI sucks
>>>>
>>>> As bad as the ribbon in MSO07? I think not.
>>>>
>>>> I'll take function over gaudy any time, thanks.
>>>>
>>>>> and their
>>>>> macros aren't that good. I guess you get what you pay for.
>>>>
>>>> No, you get much more than you pay for, and it doesn't turn off when
>>>> you change your hardware, unlike any MSO version since MSO2KSP1.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> MS Office doesn't turn off when you change hardware.
>>
>> No, it just doesn't start again until you reactivate. And the first
>> time it happened to me was with MSOXP, at 2am on the 4th of July. And
>> guess what, I couldn't get activated for like a day and a half.
>>
>> Yeah, I'm gonna run a small business on very expensive
>> disabled-by-design crapware! NOT!
>>
>> As the FUD blows clear, smart people will start moving away from MS
>> solutions, just because of the increasing risks involved in computing
>> the Microsoft way is inherently insecure and insane from its very core.
>>
>>> I would rather pay
>>> for MS Office than get the free OpenSores Office. (I get my Office
>>> free so it really doesn't matter to me)
>>
>> So you have basically devalued your declaration that you'd rather pay
>> for it, since you don't have to pay the hundreds of dollars for it.
>
> If that is what you think then go ahead.

It's what any reasonable person would take from your acknowledgment that
you don't pay for you software.

> My comment is just stating
> that I think MS Office is that much better than OpenSores Office.

No your statement was that you'd rather pay for MSO than use OO for free,
but since you readily admit that you get MSO for free, it makes your
assertion of rather paying for MSO meaningless.

--
Peace!
Kurt
Former Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

 

[Bill Yanaire]

"Frank" <fab@notspam.com> wrote in message
news:%23UJGIPgqIHA.3900@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com
>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>>>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>>>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with
>>>>>>>>>> their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to
>>>>>>>>> open-
>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>>>>>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of
>>>>>>>> your ass again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your
>>>>>>> experience to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since your
>>>>>>> OS permits updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure that you have
>>>>>>> applied updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the new
>>>>>> idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one single
>>>>>> update so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens .docx files.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Nobody gives a sh*t about you sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Let us know when you're capable enough to create an MS Office .docx
>>>> document so we can put all this to rest. HAAHAHAHAHA! Game, set, match,
>>>> boy.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> I've already done that balless sheep-fukker...hahahahaha...and you and
>>> open sores and open orifice [Alias' note: Frank the Wank is using and
>>> open source newsreader, ah the irony]
>>
>>
>> and urbuttoo lost...LOL!
>>
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> No, you haven't sent me one single doc to test. Not one. So, you have NOT
>> done that.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Ok sheep-fukker. Here's is what I will do just for you. I will hand carry
> the doc to you when I'm in Europe this Fall, ok?
> So you'll see it and me and I can watch you try and open it on your
> computer, ok...LOL!
> Now, if you really want to see this doc that oo will not properly open,
> just let me have your real name, address and telephone number ok?
> Well...?
> Frank

I think you can find Alias at the Madrid Sheep-FUKKER Institute for Animal
Husbandry Studies.

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot -- without downloading an update -- read .docx files.
>>>>>>>>>>>> With the new Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no
>>>>>>>>>>>> downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't
>>>>>>>>>>> properly open slightly complex word documents be they either
>>>>>>>>>>> in .doc, .rtf, or .docx file format.
>>>>>>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we
>>>>>>>>>>> use as a test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in
>>>>>>>>>>> .doc format using Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created
>>>>>>>>>>> using Corel Draw 7. It contains a variety of fonts, graphics,
>>>>>>>>>>> charts, tables and macros. It has both portrait and landscape
>>>>>>>>>>> pages.
>>>>>>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it
>>>>>>>>>>> always makes a mess of the document. We also test it in all
>>>>>>>>>>> versions of WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000,
>>>>>>>>>>> XP, 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on
>>>>>>>>>>> Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients
>>>>>>>>> document and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it
>>>>>>>>> won't open correctly in anything except Microsoft Word and I
>>>>>>>>> really don't care if you believe it or not. You're a known and
>>>>>>>>> admitted liar, a thief a troll, a spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>>>>>>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and I
>>>>>>>>> don't think you really are, you'll find examples of people
>>>>>>>>> complaining that oo won't properly open Office files all over
>>>>>>>>> the web. Try google.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL!
>>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at all
>>>>>>> like that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we use. Of
>>>>>>> course I didn't expect an as*hole loser like to understand.
>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I will
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has improved
>>>>>>>>>> since you
>>>>>>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "thinks"?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded
>>>>>>>>>> insult because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the
>>>>>>>>>> document by email.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our
>>>>>>>>> client to simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find
>>>>>>>>> millions of examples that you can test. Oh, be sure and post
>>>>>>>>> the screen shots of your being wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it has
>>>>>>>> all the bells and whistles that you think won't work when I open
>>>>>>>> it and can be seen with a screen shot. Can you do it or are you
>>>>>>>> just making it up as you go along again?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to
>>>>>>> prove that you're a liar.
>>>>>>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only bluster.
>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
>>>>> Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever day
>>>>> little man...LOL!
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Do you forget where you put your house keys too? Walk out to get the
>>>> paper with only an open robe on? Pick up the remote when the phone
>>>> rings? MS Office vs Open Source Office programs, remember? Losing
>>>> it, Frank? Am I too much for your little mind?
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, now you can't even pay attention? Hell, we
>>> all know that you're one broke little POS of a man (maybe a man, but
>>> more like a balless loser) but hey...paying attention cost nothing!
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> So you won't send me a document to prove your point, eh?
>
> Oh, so now you can rad huh? I've already proved my point sheep-fukker.
> It's you who can't prove your point...if you actually had one.
>
> And you hope
>> your blustering insults will distract from that fact.
>
> The fact that oo can't properly open our test mule doc? Hey bozo, still
> stupid huh? oo can't...so get use to that fact.
>
> How lame can you
>> get, Frank?
>
> Not near as lame as you are sheep-fukker.
> You're stupid so just live with it as*hole.
> Frank

Translation: Frank's been totally refuted and is left with back pedaling
and no proof. Send me a document or STFU. So far, all the tests I've
done prove that there are programs available for Ubuntu that will open
ALL MS Office documents.

Alias

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's
>>>>>>>>>>>> there!" mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade
>>>>>>>>>>>> them with their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so
>>>>>>>>>>>> far away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an
>>>>>>>>>>> update to open-
>>>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the
>>>>>>>>>> box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're
>>>>>>>>>> talking out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
>>>>>>>>> sheep-fukker?
>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar, thief,
>>>>>>> spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
>>>>>>> Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No. I will prove that I can open your little document with a
>>>>>> program in Ubuntu.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> hehehe...what's wrong sheep-fukker...can't take the fact that
>>>>> you're just a lying worthless POS for a human being?
>>>>>
>>>>> Do you have the balls to send it or will you just try and back
>>>>>
>>>>>> pedal again?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm certainly not dumb enough to send an existing clients document
>>>>> to an as*hole idiot POS loser like you and violate our clients
>>>>> trust and the NDA we have with them.
>>>>> So just give me your real name and real email address (not that
>>>>> gmail crap) ok?
>>>>> Do you have the balls to do that sheep-fukker?...LOL!
>>>>> Well as*hole...do you punk?
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So, you are saying you're incapable of creating a document yourself?
>>>
>>>
>>> No sh*t-for-brains...I don't work for you. I already know you're
>>> lying cause I've got the document to prove it. Get your own document.
>>> There are proly millions on the web.
>>>
>>>> LOL! Why am I not surprised? All you get, btw, is my gmail address
>>>> and it's Mr Alias to you, boy.
>>>
>>>
>>> Well balless sheep-fukker, hold your breadth ok? That way we'll not
>>> see your lying POS dumb pathetic as* ever again...LOL!
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> Giggle.
>
> Chuckle!!!
>
> Chalk up one more for Alias and another loss for the man
>> obsessed with sheep, Frank the Wank.
>
> What's wrong sheep-fukker, can't deal with the truth. Let's all look
> surprised!
>
> You stated that there are MS Office
>> docs that a program running on Ubuntu cannot open.
>
> That is a fact jack...something you can't deal with.
>
> I called you on it...
>
> You tried lying about it...liar...as usual.
>
>> and you start back pedaling and dancing around it like a break dancer.
>
> I've never come across anyone like you who can't deal with simple
> truths. oo can't properly open out test doc. I will not send that
> clients doc to you, nor will I fashion any doc for you. Try google,
> you'll find thousand of examples of docs that oo will not properly open.
> Have fun sh*thead...LOL!
> Frank
>>
>> Alias

I knew you didn't have the balls to back up your claims. I have tried
many MS Office apps and all opened perfectly and you can't prove otherwise.

Alias

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com
>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the
>>>>>>>>>>> new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>>>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with
>>>>>>>>>> their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update
>>>>>>>>> to open-
>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the
>>>>>>>> box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking
>>>>>>>> out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your
>>>>>>> experience to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since
>>>>>>> your OS permits updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure that
>>>>>>> you have applied updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the new
>>>>>> idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one single
>>>>>> update so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens .docx files.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Nobody gives a sh*t about you sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Let us know when you're capable enough to create an MS Office .docx
>>>> document so we can put all this to rest. HAAHAHAHAHA! Game, set,
>>>> match, boy.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> I've already done that balless sheep-fukker...hahahahaha...and you
>>> and open sores and open orifice [Alias' note: Frank the Wank is using
>>> and open source newsreader, ah the irony]
>>
>>
>> and urbuttoo lost...LOL!
>>
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> No, you haven't sent me one single doc to test. Not one. So, you have
>> NOT done that.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Ok sheep-fukker. Here's is what I will do just for you. I will hand
> carry the doc to you when I'm in Europe this Fall, ok?
> So you'll see it and me and I can watch you try and open it on your
> computer, ok...LOL!
> Now, if you really want to see this doc that oo will not properly open,
> just let me have your real name, address and telephone number ok?
> Well...?
> Frank

Ever hear of email? Why would I want to let the likes of a lowlife like
you into my home or let you know what my address, phone number and name is?

Bottom line is that you can't provide a document that I can't open when
running Ubuntu and all you've done since is back pedal.

Alias

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot -- without downloading an update -- read .docx
>>>>>>>>>>>>> files. With the new Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no
>>>>>>>>>>>>> downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't
>>>>>>>>>>>> properly open slightly complex word documents be they either
>>>>>>>>>>>> in .doc, .rtf, or .docx file format.
>>>>>>>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we
>>>>>>>>>>>> use as a test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in
>>>>>>>>>>>> .doc format using Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created
>>>>>>>>>>>> using Corel Draw 7. It contains a variety of fonts,
>>>>>>>>>>>> graphics, charts, tables and macros. It has both portrait
>>>>>>>>>>>> and landscape pages.
>>>>>>>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>>>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it
>>>>>>>>>>>> always makes a mess of the document. We also test it in all
>>>>>>>>>>>> versions of WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>>>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000,
>>>>>>>>>>>> XP, 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>>>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on
>>>>>>>>>>>> Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients
>>>>>>>>>> document and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it
>>>>>>>>>> won't open correctly in anything except Microsoft Word and I
>>>>>>>>>> really don't care if you believe it or not. You're a known and
>>>>>>>>>> admitted liar, a thief a troll, a spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>>>>>>>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and I
>>>>>>>>>> don't think you really are, you'll find examples of people
>>>>>>>>>> complaining that oo won't properly open Office files all over
>>>>>>>>>> the web. Try google.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL!
>>>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at all
>>>>>>>> like that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we use. Of
>>>>>>>> course I didn't expect an as*hole loser like to understand.
>>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I will
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has
>>>>>>>>>>> improved since you
>>>>>>>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "thinks"?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded
>>>>>>>>>>> insult because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the
>>>>>>>>>>> document by email.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our
>>>>>>>>>> client to simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find
>>>>>>>>>> millions of examples that you can test. Oh, be sure and post
>>>>>>>>>> the screen shots of your being wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it has
>>>>>>>>> all the bells and whistles that you think won't work when I
>>>>>>>>> open it and can be seen with a screen shot. Can you do it or
>>>>>>>>> are you just making it up as you go along again?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to
>>>>>>>> prove that you're a liar.
>>>>>>>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only bluster.
>>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
>>>>>> Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever day
>>>>>> little man...LOL!
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Do you forget where you put your house keys too? Walk out to get
>>>>> the paper with only an open robe on? Pick up the remote when the
>>>>> phone rings? MS Office vs Open Source Office programs, remember?
>>>>> Losing it, Frank? Am I too much for your little mind?
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, now you can't even pay attention? Hell,
>>>> we all know that you're one broke little POS of a man (maybe a man,
>>>> but more like a balless loser) but hey...paying attention cost nothing!
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> So you won't send me a document to prove your point, eh?
>>
>>
>> Oh, so now you can rad huh? I've already proved my point sheep-fukker.
>> It's you who can't prove your point...if you actually had one.
>>
>> And you hope
>>
>>> your blustering insults will distract from that fact.
>>
>>
>> The fact that oo can't properly open our test mule doc? Hey bozo,
>> still stupid huh? oo can't...so get use to that fact.
>>
>> How lame can you
>>
>>> get, Frank?
>>
>>
>> Not near as lame as you are sheep-fukker.
>> You're stupid so just live with it as*hole.
>> Frank
>
>
> Translation: Frank's been totally refuted and is left with back pedaling
> and no proof. Send me a document or STFU. So far, all the tests I've
> done prove that there are programs available for Ubuntu that will open
> ALL MS Office documents.
>
> Alias

I will hand deliver the doc to you this Fall when I'm in Europe so you
must give me your real name, address and phone number or else just STFU.
Well...?
Frank

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>> there!" mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade
>>>>>>>>>>>>> them with their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so
>>>>>>>>>>>>> far away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an
>>>>>>>>>>>> update to open-
>>>>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the
>>>>>>>>>>> box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're
>>>>>>>>>>> talking out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
>>>>>>>>>> sheep-fukker?
>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar, thief,
>>>>>>>> spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
>>>>>>>> Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No. I will prove that I can open your little document with a
>>>>>>> program in Ubuntu.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> hehehe...what's wrong sheep-fukker...can't take the fact that
>>>>>> you're just a lying worthless POS for a human being?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you have the balls to send it or will you just try and back
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> pedal again?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm certainly not dumb enough to send an existing clients document
>>>>>> to an as*hole idiot POS loser like you and violate our clients
>>>>>> trust and the NDA we have with them.
>>>>>> So just give me your real name and real email address (not that
>>>>>> gmail crap) ok?
>>>>>> Do you have the balls to do that sheep-fukker?...LOL!
>>>>>> Well as*hole...do you punk?
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So, you are saying you're incapable of creating a document yourself?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No sh*t-for-brains...I don't work for you. I already know you're
>>>> lying cause I've got the document to prove it. Get your own
>>>> document. There are proly millions on the web.
>>>>
>>>>> LOL! Why am I not surprised? All you get, btw, is my gmail address
>>>>> and it's Mr Alias to you, boy.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Well balless sheep-fukker, hold your breadth ok? That way we'll not
>>>> see your lying POS dumb pathetic as* ever again...LOL!
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Giggle.
>>
>>
>> Chuckle!!!
>>
>> Chalk up one more for Alias and another loss for the man
>>
>>> obsessed with sheep, Frank the Wank.
>>
>>
>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, can't deal with the truth. Let's all look
>> surprised!
>>
>> You stated that there are MS Office
>>
>>> docs that a program running on Ubuntu cannot open.
>>
>>
>> That is a fact jack...something you can't deal with.
>>
>> I called you on it...
>>
>> You tried lying about it...liar...as usual.
>>
>>> and you start back pedaling and dancing around it like a break dancer.
>>
>>
>> I've never come across anyone like you who can't deal with simple
>> truths. oo can't properly open out test doc. I will not send that
>> clients doc to you, nor will I fashion any doc for you. Try google,
>> you'll find thousand of examples of docs that oo will not properly
>> open. Have fun sh*thead...LOL!
>> Frank
>>
>>>
>>> Alias
>
>
> I knew you didn't have the balls to back up your claims. I have tried
> many MS Office apps and all opened perfectly and you can't prove otherwise.
>
> Alias

I will hand deliver the doc to you this Fall only if you have the BALLS
to give me your real name, address and phone number.
Well, post them or else STFU!
Frank

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot -- without downloading an update -- read .docx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> files. With the new Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>> properly open slightly complex word documents be they
>>>>>>>>>>>>> either in .doc, .rtf, or .docx file format.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we
>>>>>>>>>>>>> use as a test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in
>>>>>>>>>>>>> .doc format using Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created
>>>>>>>>>>>>> using Corel Draw 7. It contains a variety of fonts,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> graphics, charts, tables and macros. It has both portrait
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and landscape pages.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it
>>>>>>>>>>>>> always makes a mess of the document. We also test it in all
>>>>>>>>>>>>> versions of WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2000, XP, 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients
>>>>>>>>>>> document and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it
>>>>>>>>>>> won't open correctly in anything except Microsoft Word and I
>>>>>>>>>>> really don't care if you believe it or not. You're a known
>>>>>>>>>>> and admitted liar, a thief a troll, a spammer and a bigoted
>>>>>>>>>>> atheist.
>>>>>>>>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and
>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think you really are, you'll find examples of people
>>>>>>>>>>> complaining that oo won't properly open Office files all over
>>>>>>>>>>> the web. Try google.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL!
>>>>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at
>>>>>>>>> all like that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we
>>>>>>>>> use. Of course I didn't expect an as*hole loser like to
>>>>>>>>> understand.
>>>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I will
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has
>>>>>>>>>>>> improved since you
>>>>>>>>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "thinks"?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded
>>>>>>>>>>>> insult because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the
>>>>>>>>>>>> document by email.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our
>>>>>>>>>>> client to simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find
>>>>>>>>>>> millions of examples that you can test. Oh, be sure and post
>>>>>>>>>>> the screen shots of your being wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it has
>>>>>>>>>> all the bells and whistles that you think won't work when I
>>>>>>>>>> open it and can be seen with a screen shot. Can you do it or
>>>>>>>>>> are you just making it up as you go along again?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to
>>>>>>>>> prove that you're a liar.
>>>>>>>>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only bluster.
>>>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
>>>>>>> Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever day
>>>>>>> little man...LOL!
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you forget where you put your house keys too? Walk out to get
>>>>>> the paper with only an open robe on? Pick up the remote when the
>>>>>> phone rings? MS Office vs Open Source Office programs, remember?
>>>>>> Losing it, Frank? Am I too much for your little mind?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, now you can't even pay attention? Hell,
>>>>> we all know that you're one broke little POS of a man (maybe a man,
>>>>> but more like a balless loser) but hey...paying attention cost
>>>>> nothing!
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So you won't send me a document to prove your point, eh?
>>>
>>>
>>> Oh, so now you can rad huh? I've already proved my point
>>> sheep-fukker. It's you who can't prove your point...if you actually
>>> had one.
>>>
>>> And you hope
>>>
>>>> your blustering insults will distract from that fact.
>>>
>>>
>>> The fact that oo can't properly open our test mule doc? Hey bozo,
>>> still stupid huh? oo can't...so get use to that fact.
>>>
>>> How lame can you
>>>
>>>> get, Frank?
>>>
>>>
>>> Not near as lame as you are sheep-fukker.
>>> You're stupid so just live with it as*hole.
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> Translation: Frank's been totally refuted and is left with back
>> pedaling and no proof. Send me a document or STFU. So far, all the
>> tests I've done prove that there are programs available for Ubuntu
>> that will open ALL MS Office documents.
>>
>> Alias
>
> I will hand deliver the doc to you this Fall

No, you won't.

> when I'm in Europe so you
> must give me your real name, address and phone number or else just STFU.
> Well...?
> Frank

Sorry, Frank, but I'm not as stupid as you look.

Alias

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com
>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the
>>>>>>>>>>>> new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's
>>>>>>>>>>> there!" mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade
>>>>>>>>>>> them with their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so
>>>>>>>>>>> far away.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update
>>>>>>>>>> to open-
>>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the
>>>>>>>>> box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking
>>>>>>>>> out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your
>>>>>>>> experience to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since
>>>>>>>> your OS permits updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure that
>>>>>>>> you have applied updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the
>>>>>>> new idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one
>>>>>>> single update so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens .docx
>>>>>>> files.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Nobody gives a sh*t about you sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Let us know when you're capable enough to create an MS Office .docx
>>>>> document so we can put all this to rest. HAAHAHAHAHA! Game, set,
>>>>> match, boy.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I've already done that balless sheep-fukker...hahahahaha...and you
>>>> and open sores and open orifice [Alias' note: Frank the Wank is
>>>> using and open source newsreader, ah the irony]
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> and urbuttoo lost...LOL!
>>>
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> No, you haven't sent me one single doc to test. Not one. So, you have
>>> NOT done that.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> Ok sheep-fukker. Here's is what I will do just for you. I will hand
>> carry the doc to you when I'm in Europe this Fall, ok?
>> So you'll see it and me and I can watch you try and open it on your
>> computer, ok...LOL!
>> Now, if you really want to see this doc that oo will not properly
>> open, just let me have your real name, address and telephone number ok?
>> Well...?
>> Frank
>
>
> Ever hear of email? Why would I want to let the likes of a lowlife like
> you into my home or let you know what my address, phone number and name is?

Just as I thought! You don't have the BALLS to accept the truth.
>
> Bottom line is that you can't provide a document that I can't open when
> running Ubuntu and all you've done since is back pedal.

Hey you BALLESS sheep-fukkin lying linux POS troll! I will hand deliver
the doc that oo will not properly open only if you're man enough to give
me your real name, address and phone number.
Well, are you man enough or are you the coward you appear to be?
Frank
>
> Alias

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot -- without downloading an update -- read .docx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> files. With the new Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> properly open slightly complex word documents be they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> either in .doc, .rtf, or .docx file format.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we use as a test mule. Years ago, we created it for client
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in .doc format using Microsoft Office 97 and graphics
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> created using Corel Draw 7. It contains a variety of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fonts, graphics, charts, tables and macros. It has both
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> portrait and landscape pages.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> always makes a mess of the document. We also test it in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all versions of WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2000, XP, 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or
>>>>>>>>>>>>> not.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients
>>>>>>>>>>>> document and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it
>>>>>>>>>>>> won't open correctly in anything except Microsoft Word and I
>>>>>>>>>>>> really don't care if you believe it or not. You're a known
>>>>>>>>>>>> and admitted liar, a thief a troll, a spammer and a bigoted
>>>>>>>>>>>> atheist.
>>>>>>>>>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and
>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think you really are, you'll find examples of people
>>>>>>>>>>>> complaining that oo won't properly open Office files all
>>>>>>>>>>>> over the web. Try google.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at
>>>>>>>>>> all like that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we
>>>>>>>>>> use. Of course I didn't expect an as*hole loser like to
>>>>>>>>>> understand.
>>>>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I will
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has
>>>>>>>>>>>>> improved since you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "thinks"?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded
>>>>>>>>>>>>> insult because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> document by email.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our
>>>>>>>>>>>> client to simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll
>>>>>>>>>>>> find millions of examples that you can test. Oh, be sure and
>>>>>>>>>>>> post the screen shots of your being wrong ok,
>>>>>>>>>>>> sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it
>>>>>>>>>>> has all the bells and whistles that you think won't work when
>>>>>>>>>>> I open it and can be seen with a screen shot. Can you do it
>>>>>>>>>>> or are you just making it up as you go along again?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to
>>>>>>>>>> prove that you're a liar.
>>>>>>>>>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only bluster.
>>>>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
>>>>>>>> Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever
>>>>>>>> day little man...LOL!
>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do you forget where you put your house keys too? Walk out to get
>>>>>>> the paper with only an open robe on? Pick up the remote when the
>>>>>>> phone rings? MS Office vs Open Source Office programs, remember?
>>>>>>> Losing it, Frank? Am I too much for your little mind?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, now you can't even pay attention? Hell,
>>>>>> we all know that you're one broke little POS of a man (maybe a
>>>>>> man, but more like a balless loser) but hey...paying attention
>>>>>> cost nothing!
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So you won't send me a document to prove your point, eh?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oh, so now you can rad huh? I've already proved my point
>>>> sheep-fukker. It's you who can't prove your point...if you actually
>>>> had one.
>>>>
>>>> And you hope
>>>>
>>>>> your blustering insults will distract from that fact.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The fact that oo can't properly open our test mule doc? Hey bozo,
>>>> still stupid huh? oo can't...so get use to that fact.
>>>>
>>>> How lame can you
>>>>
>>>>> get, Frank?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Not near as lame as you are sheep-fukker.
>>>> You're stupid so just live with it as*hole.
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Translation: Frank's been totally refuted and is left with back
>>> pedaling and no proof. Send me a document or STFU. So far, all the
>>> tests I've done prove that there are programs available for Ubuntu
>>> that will open ALL MS Office documents.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> I will hand deliver the doc to you this Fall
>
>
> No, you won't.
>
>> when I'm in Europe so you must give me your real name, address and
>> phone number or else just STFU.
>> Well...?
>> Frank
>
>
> Sorry, Frank, but I'm not as stupid as you look.
>
> Alias

So you don't have to BALLS to face me huh little man?
Frank

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot -- without downloading an update -- read .docx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> files. With the new Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> properly open slightly complex word documents be they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> either in .doc, .rtf, or .docx file format.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we use as a test mule. Years ago, we created it for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> client in .doc format using Microsoft Office 97 and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> graphics created using Corel Draw 7. It contains a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> variety of fonts, graphics, charts, tables and macros. It
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has both portrait and landscape pages.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> always makes a mess of the document. We also test it in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all versions of WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2000, XP, 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing
>>>>>>>>>>>>> clients document and we are under NDA with them. I have
>>>>>>>>>>>>> told you it won't open correctly in anything except
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Microsoft Word and I really don't care if you believe it or
>>>>>>>>>>>>> not. You're a known and admitted liar, a thief a troll, a
>>>>>>>>>>>>> spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I don't think you really are, you'll find examples of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> people complaining that oo won't properly open Office files
>>>>>>>>>>>>> all over the web. Try google.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07?
>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL! Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at
>>>>>>>>>>> all like that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we
>>>>>>>>>>> use. Of course I didn't expect an as*hole loser like to
>>>>>>>>>>> understand.
>>>>>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> improved since you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> "thinks"?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insult because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> document by email.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our
>>>>>>>>>>>>> client to simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll
>>>>>>>>>>>>> find millions of examples that you can test. Oh, be sure
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and post the screen shots of your being wrong ok,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it
>>>>>>>>>>>> has all the bells and whistles that you think won't work
>>>>>>>>>>>> when I open it and can be seen with a screen shot. Can you
>>>>>>>>>>>> do it or are you just making it up as you go along again?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to
>>>>>>>>>>> prove that you're a liar.
>>>>>>>>>>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only bluster.
>>>>>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
>>>>>>>>> Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever
>>>>>>>>> day little man...LOL!
>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Do you forget where you put your house keys too? Walk out to get
>>>>>>>> the paper with only an open robe on? Pick up the remote when the
>>>>>>>> phone rings? MS Office vs Open Source Office programs, remember?
>>>>>>>> Losing it, Frank? Am I too much for your little mind?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, now you can't even pay attention?
>>>>>>> Hell, we all know that you're one broke little POS of a man
>>>>>>> (maybe a man, but more like a balless loser) but hey...paying
>>>>>>> attention cost nothing!
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So you won't send me a document to prove your point, eh?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, so now you can rad huh? I've already proved my point
>>>>> sheep-fukker. It's you who can't prove your point...if you actually
>>>>> had one.
>>>>>
>>>>> And you hope
>>>>>
>>>>>> your blustering insults will distract from that fact.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> The fact that oo can't properly open our test mule doc? Hey bozo,
>>>>> still stupid huh? oo can't...so get use to that fact.
>>>>>
>>>>> How lame can you
>>>>>
>>>>>> get, Frank?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Not near as lame as you are sheep-fukker.
>>>>> You're stupid so just live with it as*hole.
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Translation: Frank's been totally refuted and is left with back
>>>> pedaling and no proof. Send me a document or STFU. So far, all the
>>>> tests I've done prove that there are programs available for Ubuntu
>>>> that will open ALL MS Office documents.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> I will hand deliver the doc to you this Fall
>>
>>
>> No, you won't.
>>
>>> when I'm in Europe so you must give me your real name, address and
>>> phone number or else just STFU.
>>> Well...?
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> Sorry, Frank, but I'm not as stupid as you look.
>>
>> Alias
>
> So you don't have to BALLS to face me huh little man?
> Frank

No interest or inclination. The only thing that would come of that is
you going to jail and me laughing my ass off.

Alias

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there!" mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them with their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so far away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an
>>>>>>>>>>>>> update to open-
>>>>>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the
>>>>>>>>>>>> box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're
>>>>>>>>>>>> talking out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an
>>>>>>>>>>> argument sheep-fukker?
>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar,
>>>>>>>>> thief, spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
>>>>>>>>> Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No. I will prove that I can open your little document with a
>>>>>>>> program in Ubuntu.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> hehehe...what's wrong sheep-fukker...can't take the fact that
>>>>>>> you're just a lying worthless POS for a human being?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Do you have the balls to send it or will you just try and back
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> pedal again?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm certainly not dumb enough to send an existing clients
>>>>>>> document to an as*hole idiot POS loser like you and violate our
>>>>>>> clients trust and the NDA we have with them.
>>>>>>> So just give me your real name and real email address (not that
>>>>>>> gmail crap) ok?
>>>>>>> Do you have the balls to do that sheep-fukker?...LOL!
>>>>>>> Well as*hole...do you punk?
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So, you are saying you're incapable of creating a document yourself?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> No sh*t-for-brains...I don't work for you. I already know you're
>>>>> lying cause I've got the document to prove it. Get your own
>>>>> document. There are proly millions on the web.
>>>>>
>>>>>> LOL! Why am I not surprised? All you get, btw, is my gmail address
>>>>>> and it's Mr Alias to you, boy.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Well balless sheep-fukker, hold your breadth ok? That way we'll not
>>>>> see your lying POS dumb pathetic as* ever again...LOL!
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Giggle.
>>>
>>>
>>> Chuckle!!!
>>>
>>> Chalk up one more for Alias and another loss for the man
>>>
>>>> obsessed with sheep, Frank the Wank.
>>>
>>>
>>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, can't deal with the truth. Let's all look
>>> surprised!
>>>
>>> You stated that there are MS Office
>>>
>>>> docs that a program running on Ubuntu cannot open.
>>>
>>>
>>> That is a fact jack...something you can't deal with.
>>>
>>> I called you on it...
>>>
>>> You tried lying about it...liar...as usual.
>>>
>>>> and you start back pedaling and dancing around it like a break dancer.
>>>
>>>
>>> I've never come across anyone like you who can't deal with simple
>>> truths. oo can't properly open out test doc. I will not send that
>>> clients doc to you, nor will I fashion any doc for you. Try google,
>>> you'll find thousand of examples of docs that oo will not properly
>>> open. Have fun sh*thead...LOL!
>>> Frank
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> I knew you didn't have the balls to back up your claims. I have tried
>> many MS Office apps and all opened perfectly and you can't prove
>> otherwise.
>>
>> Alias
>
> I will hand deliver the doc to you this Fall only if you have the BALLS
> to give me your real name, address and phone number.
> Well, post them or else STFU!
> Frank

Translation: Frank cannot create a MS Office document.

Alias

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com
>>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the
>>>>>>>>>>>>> new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's
>>>>>>>>>>>> there!" mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade
>>>>>>>>>>>> them with their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so
>>>>>>>>>>>> far away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an
>>>>>>>>>>> update to open-
>>>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the
>>>>>>>>>> box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're
>>>>>>>>>> talking out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your
>>>>>>>>> experience to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since
>>>>>>>>> your OS permits updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure
>>>>>>>>> that you have applied updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the
>>>>>>>> new idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one
>>>>>>>> single update so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens
>>>>>>>> .docx files.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Nobody gives a sh*t about you sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Let us know when you're capable enough to create an MS Office
>>>>>> .docx document so we can put all this to rest. HAAHAHAHAHA! Game,
>>>>>> set, match, boy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I've already done that balless sheep-fukker...hahahahaha...and you
>>>>> and open sores and open orifice [Alias' note: Frank the Wank is
>>>>> using and open source newsreader, ah the irony]
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> and urbuttoo lost...LOL!
>>>>
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No, you haven't sent me one single doc to test. Not one. So, you
>>>> have NOT done that.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> Ok sheep-fukker. Here's is what I will do just for you. I will hand
>>> carry the doc to you when I'm in Europe this Fall, ok?
>>> So you'll see it and me and I can watch you try and open it on your
>>> computer, ok...LOL!
>>> Now, if you really want to see this doc that oo will not properly
>>> open, just let me have your real name, address and telephone number ok?
>>> Well...?
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> Ever hear of email? Why would I want to let the likes of a lowlife
>> like you into my home or let you know what my address, phone number
>> and name is?
>
> Just as I thought! You don't have the BALLS to accept the truth.
>>
>> Bottom line is that you can't provide a document that I can't open
>> when running Ubuntu and all you've done since is back pedal.
>
> Hey you BALLESS sheep-fukkin lying linux POS troll! I will hand deliver
> the doc that oo will not properly open only if you're man enough to give
> me your real name, address and phone number.
> Well, are you man enough or are you the coward you appear to be?
> Frank
>>
>> Alias

Translation: Frank is incapable of creating an MS Office document.

Alias

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot -- without downloading an update -- read .docx
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> files. With the new Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> properly open slightly complex word documents be they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> either in .doc, .rtf, or .docx file format.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> we use as a test mule. Years ago, we created it for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> client in .doc format using Microsoft Office 97 and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> graphics created using Corel Draw 7. It contains a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> variety of fonts, graphics, charts, tables and macros.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has both portrait and landscape pages.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> always makes a mess of the document. We also test it in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all versions of WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2000, XP, 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clients document and we are under NDA with them. I have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> told you it won't open correctly in anything except
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Microsoft Word and I really don't care if you believe it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not. You're a known and admitted liar, a thief a troll,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I don't think you really are, you'll find examples of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people complaining that oo won't properly open Office
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> files all over the web. Try google.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL! Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at
>>>>>>>>>>>> all like that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we
>>>>>>>>>>>> use. Of course I didn't expect an as*hole loser like to
>>>>>>>>>>>> understand.
>>>>>>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> improved since you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "thinks"?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insult because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the document by email.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> our client to simple prove you are wrong. Try google.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll find millions of examples that you can test. Oh, be
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sure and post the screen shots of your being wrong ok,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it
>>>>>>>>>>>>> has all the bells and whistles that you think won't work
>>>>>>>>>>>>> when I open it and can be seen with a screen shot. Can you
>>>>>>>>>>>>> do it or are you just making it up as you go along again?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need
>>>>>>>>>>>> to prove that you're a liar.
>>>>>>>>>>>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only
>>>>>>>>>>> bluster. HAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
>>>>>>>>>> Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever
>>>>>>>>>> day little man...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Do you forget where you put your house keys too? Walk out to
>>>>>>>>> get the paper with only an open robe on? Pick up the remote
>>>>>>>>> when the phone rings? MS Office vs Open Source Office programs,
>>>>>>>>> remember? Losing it, Frank? Am I too much for your little mind?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, now you can't even pay attention?
>>>>>>>> Hell, we all know that you're one broke little POS of a man
>>>>>>>> (maybe a man, but more like a balless loser) but hey...paying
>>>>>>>> attention cost nothing!
>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So you won't send me a document to prove your point, eh?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, so now you can rad huh? I've already proved my point
>>>>>> sheep-fukker. It's you who can't prove your point...if you
>>>>>> actually had one.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And you hope
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> your blustering insults will distract from that fact.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The fact that oo can't properly open our test mule doc? Hey bozo,
>>>>>> still stupid huh? oo can't...so get use to that fact.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How lame can you
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> get, Frank?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not near as lame as you are sheep-fukker.
>>>>>> You're stupid so just live with it as*hole.
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Translation: Frank's been totally refuted and is left with back
>>>>> pedaling and no proof. Send me a document or STFU. So far, all the
>>>>> tests I've done prove that there are programs available for Ubuntu
>>>>> that will open ALL MS Office documents.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I will hand deliver the doc to you this Fall
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> No, you won't.
>>>
>>>> when I'm in Europe so you must give me your real name, address and
>>>> phone number or else just STFU.
>>>> Well...?
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Sorry, Frank, but I'm not as stupid as you look.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> So you don't have to BALLS to face me huh little man?
>> Frank
>
>
> No interest or inclination. The only thing that would come of that is
> you going to jail and me laughing my ass off.
>
> Alias

Just as I thought! You don't have the BALLS do you? You're just a coward
hiding behind a keyboard.
Don't worry little balless coward of man...you will pay...your day will
come...LOL!
Frank

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there!" mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trade them with their friends. They also wonder why
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> update to open-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of
>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're
>>>>>>>>>>>>> talking out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an
>>>>>>>>>>>> argument sheep-fukker?
>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar,
>>>>>>>>>> thief, spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
>>>>>>>>>> Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No. I will prove that I can open your little document with a
>>>>>>>>> program in Ubuntu.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> hehehe...what's wrong sheep-fukker...can't take the fact that
>>>>>>>> you're just a lying worthless POS for a human being?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Do you have the balls to send it or will you just try and back
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> pedal again?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I'm certainly not dumb enough to send an existing clients
>>>>>>>> document to an as*hole idiot POS loser like you and violate our
>>>>>>>> clients trust and the NDA we have with them.
>>>>>>>> So just give me your real name and real email address (not that
>>>>>>>> gmail crap) ok?
>>>>>>>> Do you have the balls to do that sheep-fukker?...LOL!
>>>>>>>> Well as*hole...do you punk?
>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So, you are saying you're incapable of creating a document yourself?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No sh*t-for-brains...I don't work for you. I already know you're
>>>>>> lying cause I've got the document to prove it. Get your own
>>>>>> document. There are proly millions on the web.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> LOL! Why am I not surprised? All you get, btw, is my gmail
>>>>>>> address and it's Mr Alias to you, boy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well balless sheep-fukker, hold your breadth ok? That way we'll
>>>>>> not see your lying POS dumb pathetic as* ever again...LOL!
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Giggle.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Chuckle!!!
>>>>
>>>> Chalk up one more for Alias and another loss for the man
>>>>
>>>>> obsessed with sheep, Frank the Wank.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, can't deal with the truth. Let's all look
>>>> surprised!
>>>>
>>>> You stated that there are MS Office
>>>>
>>>>> docs that a program running on Ubuntu cannot open.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That is a fact jack...something you can't deal with.
>>>>
>>>> I called you on it...
>>>>
>>>> You tried lying about it...liar...as usual.
>>>>
>>>>> and you start back pedaling and dancing around it like a break dancer.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I've never come across anyone like you who can't deal with simple
>>>> truths. oo can't properly open out test doc. I will not send that
>>>> clients doc to you, nor will I fashion any doc for you. Try google,
>>>> you'll find thousand of examples of docs that oo will not properly
>>>> open. Have fun sh*thead...LOL!
>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I knew you didn't have the balls to back up your claims. I have tried
>>> many MS Office apps and all opened perfectly and you can't prove
>>> otherwise.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> I will hand deliver the doc to you this Fall only if you have the
>> BALLS to give me your real name, address and phone number.
>> Well, post them or else STFU!
>> Frank
>
>
> Translation: Frank cannot create a MS Office document.
>
> Alias
What's wrong coward...no BALLS little boy...LOL!
Frank

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com
>>>>>>>>>> says...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>> there!" mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade
>>>>>>>>>>>>> them with their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so
>>>>>>>>>>>>> far away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an
>>>>>>>>>>>> update to open-
>>>>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the
>>>>>>>>>>> box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're
>>>>>>>>>>> talking out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your
>>>>>>>>>> experience to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since
>>>>>>>>>> your OS permits updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure
>>>>>>>>>> that you have applied updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the
>>>>>>>>> new idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one
>>>>>>>>> single update so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens
>>>>>>>>> .docx files.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nobody gives a sh*t about you sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Let us know when you're capable enough to create an MS Office
>>>>>>> .docx document so we can put all this to rest. HAAHAHAHAHA! Game,
>>>>>>> set, match, boy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I've already done that balless sheep-fukker...hahahahaha...and you
>>>>>> and open sores and open orifice [Alias' note: Frank the Wank is
>>>>>> using and open source newsreader, ah the irony]
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> and urbuttoo lost...LOL!
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> No, you haven't sent me one single doc to test. Not one. So, you
>>>>> have NOT done that.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Ok sheep-fukker. Here's is what I will do just for you. I will hand
>>>> carry the doc to you when I'm in Europe this Fall, ok?
>>>> So you'll see it and me and I can watch you try and open it on your
>>>> computer, ok...LOL!
>>>> Now, if you really want to see this doc that oo will not properly
>>>> open, just let me have your real name, address and telephone number ok?
>>>> Well...?
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Ever hear of email? Why would I want to let the likes of a lowlife
>>> like you into my home or let you know what my address, phone number
>>> and name is?
>>
>>
>> Just as I thought! You don't have the BALLS to accept the truth.
>>
>>>
>>> Bottom line is that you can't provide a document that I can't open
>>> when running Ubuntu and all you've done since is back pedal.
>>
>>
>> Hey you BALLESS sheep-fukkin lying linux POS troll! I will hand
>> deliver the doc that oo will not properly open only if you're man
>> enough to give me your real name, address and phone number.
>> Well, are you man enough or are you the coward you appear to be?
>> Frank
>>
>>>
>>> Alias
>
>
> Translation: Frank is incapable of creating an MS Office document.
>
> Alias

The real Translation: alias the sheep-fukker is a balless POS coward of
human being who is hiding behind a keyboard...LOL!
Frank

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> one cannot -- without downloading an update -- read
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> .docx files. With the new Ubuntu and Open Office, you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> properly open slightly complex word documents be they
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> either in .doc, .rtf, or .docx file format.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the we use as a test mule. Years ago, we created it for
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> client in .doc format using Microsoft Office 97 and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> graphics created using Corel Draw 7. It contains a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> variety of fonts, graphics, charts, tables and macros.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has both portrait and landscape pages.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it always makes a mess of the document. We also test it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in all versions of WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2000, XP, 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> clients document and we are under NDA with them. I have
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> told you it won't open correctly in anything except
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Microsoft Word and I really don't care if you believe it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> or not. You're a known and admitted liar, a thief a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> troll, a spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and I don't think you really are, you'll find examples of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people complaining that oo won't properly open Office
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> files all over the web. Try google.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> LOL! Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything
>>>>>>>>>>>>> at all like that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that
>>>>>>>>>>>>> we use. Of course I didn't expect an as*hole loser like to
>>>>>>>>>>>>> understand.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> improved since you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "thinks"?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unfounded insult because he doesn't have the *balls* to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> send me the document by email.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> our client to simple prove you are wrong. Try google.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You'll find millions of examples that you can test. Oh,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be sure and post the screen shots of your being wrong ok,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has all the bells and whistles that you think won't work
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when I open it and can be seen with a screen shot. Can you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do it or are you just making it up as you go along again?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need
>>>>>>>>>>>>> to prove that you're a liar.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only
>>>>>>>>>>>> bluster. HAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
>>>>>>>>>>> Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever
>>>>>>>>>>> day little man...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Do you forget where you put your house keys too? Walk out to
>>>>>>>>>> get the paper with only an open robe on? Pick up the remote
>>>>>>>>>> when the phone rings? MS Office vs Open Source Office
>>>>>>>>>> programs, remember? Losing it, Frank? Am I too much for your
>>>>>>>>>> little mind?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, now you can't even pay attention?
>>>>>>>>> Hell, we all know that you're one broke little POS of a man
>>>>>>>>> (maybe a man, but more like a balless loser) but hey...paying
>>>>>>>>> attention cost nothing!
>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So you won't send me a document to prove your point, eh?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh, so now you can rad huh? I've already proved my point
>>>>>>> sheep-fukker. It's you who can't prove your point...if you
>>>>>>> actually had one.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And you hope
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> your blustering insults will distract from that fact.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The fact that oo can't properly open our test mule doc? Hey bozo,
>>>>>>> still stupid huh? oo can't...so get use to that fact.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> How lame can you
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> get, Frank?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not near as lame as you are sheep-fukker.
>>>>>>> You're stupid so just live with it as*hole.
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Translation: Frank's been totally refuted and is left with back
>>>>>> pedaling and no proof. Send me a document or STFU. So far, all the
>>>>>> tests I've done prove that there are programs available for Ubuntu
>>>>>> that will open ALL MS Office documents.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I will hand deliver the doc to you this Fall
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No, you won't.
>>>>
>>>>> when I'm in Europe so you must give me your real name, address and
>>>>> phone number or else just STFU.
>>>>> Well...?
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Sorry, Frank, but I'm not as stupid as you look.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> So you don't have to BALLS to face me huh little man?
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> No interest or inclination. The only thing that would come of that is
>> you going to jail and me laughing my ass off.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Just as I thought! You don't have the BALLS do you? You're just a coward
> hiding behind a keyboard.

Nope, no interest or inclination. What about that don't you understand,
pedophile?

> Don't worry little balless coward of man...you will pay...your day will
> come...LOL!
> Frank

I hear pedophiles like you have a hard time in prison. Perhaps you
should get some therapy and document it.

Alias

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there!" mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trade them with their friends. They also wonder why
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> update to open-
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you're talking out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an
>>>>>>>>>>>>> argument sheep-fukker?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar,
>>>>>>>>>>> thief, spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
>>>>>>>>>>> Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
>>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No. I will prove that I can open your little document with a
>>>>>>>>>> program in Ubuntu.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> hehehe...what's wrong sheep-fukker...can't take the fact that
>>>>>>>>> you're just a lying worthless POS for a human being?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Do you have the balls to send it or will you just try and back
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> pedal again?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'm certainly not dumb enough to send an existing clients
>>>>>>>>> document to an as*hole idiot POS loser like you and violate our
>>>>>>>>> clients trust and the NDA we have with them.
>>>>>>>>> So just give me your real name and real email address (not that
>>>>>>>>> gmail crap) ok?
>>>>>>>>> Do you have the balls to do that sheep-fukker?...LOL!
>>>>>>>>> Well as*hole...do you punk?
>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So, you are saying you're incapable of creating a document
>>>>>>>> yourself?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No sh*t-for-brains...I don't work for you. I already know you're
>>>>>>> lying cause I've got the document to prove it. Get your own
>>>>>>> document. There are proly millions on the web.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> LOL! Why am I not surprised? All you get, btw, is my gmail
>>>>>>>> address and it's Mr Alias to you, boy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well balless sheep-fukker, hold your breadth ok? That way we'll
>>>>>>> not see your lying POS dumb pathetic as* ever again...LOL!
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Giggle.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Chuckle!!!
>>>>>
>>>>> Chalk up one more for Alias and another loss for the man
>>>>>
>>>>>> obsessed with sheep, Frank the Wank.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, can't deal with the truth. Let's all
>>>>> look surprised!
>>>>>
>>>>> You stated that there are MS Office
>>>>>
>>>>>> docs that a program running on Ubuntu cannot open.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> That is a fact jack...something you can't deal with.
>>>>>
>>>>> I called you on it...
>>>>>
>>>>> You tried lying about it...liar...as usual.
>>>>>
>>>>>> and you start back pedaling and dancing around it like a break
>>>>>> dancer.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I've never come across anyone like you who can't deal with simple
>>>>> truths. oo can't properly open out test doc. I will not send that
>>>>> clients doc to you, nor will I fashion any doc for you. Try google,
>>>>> you'll find thousand of examples of docs that oo will not properly
>>>>> open. Have fun sh*thead...LOL!
>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I knew you didn't have the balls to back up your claims. I have
>>>> tried many MS Office apps and all opened perfectly and you can't
>>>> prove otherwise.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> I will hand deliver the doc to you this Fall only if you have the
>>> BALLS to give me your real name, address and phone number.
>>> Well, post them or else STFU!
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> Translation: Frank cannot create a MS Office document.
>>
>> Alias
> What's wrong coward...no BALLS little boy...LOL!
> Frank

What's wrong, coward, can't make an MS Office document?

Alias

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>,
>>>>>>>>>>> iamalias@nukethisgmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there!" mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> them with their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so far away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an
>>>>>>>>>>>>> update to open-
>>>>>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the
>>>>>>>>>>>> box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're
>>>>>>>>>>>> talking out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your
>>>>>>>>>>> experience to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since
>>>>>>>>>>> your OS permits updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure
>>>>>>>>>>> that you have applied updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the
>>>>>>>>>> new idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one
>>>>>>>>>> single update so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens
>>>>>>>>>> .docx files.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Nobody gives a sh*t about you sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Let us know when you're capable enough to create an MS Office
>>>>>>>> .docx document so we can put all this to rest. HAAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>>>>> Game, set, match, boy.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I've already done that balless sheep-fukker...hahahahaha...and
>>>>>>> you and open sores and open orifice [Alias' note: Frank the Wank
>>>>>>> is using and open source newsreader, ah the irony]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> and urbuttoo lost...LOL!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, you haven't sent me one single doc to test. Not one. So, you
>>>>>> have NOT done that.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Ok sheep-fukker. Here's is what I will do just for you. I will hand
>>>>> carry the doc to you when I'm in Europe this Fall, ok?
>>>>> So you'll see it and me and I can watch you try and open it on your
>>>>> computer, ok...LOL!
>>>>> Now, if you really want to see this doc that oo will not properly
>>>>> open, just let me have your real name, address and telephone number
>>>>> ok?
>>>>> Well...?
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Ever hear of email? Why would I want to let the likes of a lowlife
>>>> like you into my home or let you know what my address, phone number
>>>> and name is?
>>>
>>>
>>> Just as I thought! You don't have the BALLS to accept the truth.
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bottom line is that you can't provide a document that I can't open
>>>> when running Ubuntu and all you've done since is back pedal.
>>>
>>>
>>> Hey you BALLESS sheep-fukkin lying linux POS troll! I will hand
>>> deliver the doc that oo will not properly open only if you're man
>>> enough to give me your real name, address and phone number.
>>> Well, are you man enough or are you the coward you appear to be?
>>> Frank
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> Translation: Frank is incapable of creating an MS Office document.
>>
>> Alias
>
> The real Translation: alias the sheep-fukker is a balless POS coward of
> human being who is hiding behind a keyboard...LOL!
> Frank

Get some help. Pedophiles like you have a hard time in prison. Undergo
therapy and document it before it's too late.

Alias