Another plus for Ubuntu over Windows

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Carey Frisch [MVP] wrote:
> Is there really any reason for your off-topic post
> to appear in a Microsoft Windows Vista newsgroup
> when it is totally UNRELATED to Windows Vista?

Yes, of course there is and it's been explained many times. Please try
to keep abreast of what's happening, Carey.

Alias
 
Leythos wrote:

> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your experience
> to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office,

"With the new Ubuntu and Open
Office, you can and no downloads or updates required." - from Alias' OP

So the "new" versions of Ubuntu is 8.04 and the OO that is installed by
default is the latest version, OO 2.4.

It wasn't that difficult to figure out what Alias meant, Lamegirl.

> and since your OS permits
> updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure that you have applied
> updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.

Hate to prove you wrong, Lamegirl [yeah, right!] but I just booted into
Vista, created & saved a .docx file in MSO07, then booted into the LiveCD
version of Ubuntu 8.04 AMD64 and opened up that .docx file by double
clicking on it.

And guess what happened, Lamegirl?

OO 2.4 opened up and displayed the file as I saved it in MSO07, with the
LiveCD with no updates at all!

So blow that out of your vag, Lamegirl! :-p

--
Peace!
Kurt
Former Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
 
Leythos wrote:
> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com says...
>> Leythos wrote:
>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>, heybub@gmail.com
>>> says...
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new Ubuntu
>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>
>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>
>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!" mantra and
>>>> collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their friends. They also
>>>> wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>
>>>> Oh well.
>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to open-
>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>
>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of your
>> ass again.
>
> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your experience
> to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since your OS permits
> updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure that you have applied
> updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>
>

Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the new
idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one single update
so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens .docx files.

Alias
 
Alias wrote:
> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>>> Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates
>>>>>>> required.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't properly
>>>>>> open slightly complex word documents be they either in .doc, .rtf,
>>>>>> or .docx file format.
>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we use as
>>>>>> a test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in .doc format
>>>>>> using Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created using Corel Draw 7.
>>>>>> It contains a variety of fonts, graphics, charts, tables and
>>>>>> macros. It has both portrait and landscape pages.
>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it always
>>>>>> makes a mess of the document. We also test it in all versions of
>>>>>> WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000, XP,
>>>>>> 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on Microsoft
>>>>>> Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients
>>>> document and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it won't
>>>> open correctly in anything except Microsoft Word and I really don't
>>>> care if you believe it or not. You're a known and admitted liar, a
>>>> thief a troll, a spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and I don't
>>>> think you really are, you'll find examples of people complaining
>>>> that oo won't properly open Office files all over the web. Try google.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL! Figures.
>>
>>
>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at all like
>> that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we use. Of course I
>> didn't expect an as*hole loser like to understand.
>> Figures.
>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> I will
>>>>
>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has improved
>>>>> since you
>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "thinks"?
>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded insult
>>>>> because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the document by email.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our client
>>>> to simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find millions of
>>>> examples that you can test. Oh, be sure and post the screen shots of
>>>> your being wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it has all
>>> the bells and whistles that you think won't work when I open it and
>>> can be seen with a screen shot. Can you do it or are you just making
>>> it up as you go along again?
>>
>>
>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to prove
>> that you're a liar.
>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>> Frank
>
>
> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only bluster. HAHAHAHAHA!

Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever day little
man...LOL!
Frank
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot
>>>>>>>> -- without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the
>>>>>>>> new Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates
>>>>>>>> required.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't properly
>>>>>>> open slightly complex word documents be they either in .doc,
>>>>>>> .rtf, or .docx file format.
>>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we use
>>>>>>> as a test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in .doc
>>>>>>> format using Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created using Corel
>>>>>>> Draw 7. It contains a variety of fonts, graphics, charts, tables
>>>>>>> and macros. It has both portrait and landscape pages.
>>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it always
>>>>>>> makes a mess of the document. We also test it in all versions of
>>>>>>> WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000, XP,
>>>>>>> 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on
>>>>>>> Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients
>>>>> document and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it won't
>>>>> open correctly in anything except Microsoft Word and I really don't
>>>>> care if you believe it or not. You're a known and admitted liar, a
>>>>> thief a troll, a spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and I
>>>>> don't think you really are, you'll find examples of people
>>>>> complaining that oo won't properly open Office files all over the
>>>>> web. Try google.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL! Figures.
>>>
>>>
>>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at all like
>>> that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we use. Of course I
>>> didn't expect an as*hole loser like to understand.
>>> Figures.
>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I will
>>>>>
>>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has improved
>>>>>> since you
>>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "thinks"?
>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded insult
>>>>>> because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the document by
>>>>>> email.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our client
>>>>> to simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find millions of
>>>>> examples that you can test. Oh, be sure and post the screen shots
>>>>> of your being wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it has all
>>>> the bells and whistles that you think won't work when I open it and
>>>> can be seen with a screen shot. Can you do it or are you just making
>>>> it up as you go along again?
>>>
>>>
>>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to prove
>>> that you're a liar.
>>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only bluster.
>> HAHAHAHAHA!
>
> Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
> Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever day little
> man...LOL!
> Frank

Do you forget where you put your house keys too? Walk out to get the
paper with only an open robe on? Pick up the remote when the phone
rings? MS Office vs Open Source Office programs, remember? Losing it,
Frank? Am I too much for your little mind?

Alias
 
Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with
>>>>>>> their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to
>>>>>> open-
>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of
>>>>> your ass again.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
>>>> sheep-fukker?
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar, thief,
>> spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
>> Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
>> Frank
>
>
> No. I will prove that I can open your little document with a program in
> Ubuntu.

hehehe...what's wrong sheep-fukker...can't take the fact that you're
just a lying worthless POS for a human being?

Do you have the balls to send it or will you just try and back
> pedal again?

I'm certainly not dumb enough to send an existing clients document to an
as*hole idiot POS loser like you and violate our clients trust and the
NDA we have with them.
So just give me your real name and real email address (not that gmail
crap) ok?
Do you have the balls to do that sheep-fukker?...LOL!
Well as*hole...do you punk?
Frank
 
Alias, the lying linux as*hole sheep-fukker wrote:

> Carey Frisch [MVP] wrote:
>
>> Is there really any reason for your off-topic post to appear in a
>> Microsoft Windows Vista newsgroup
>> when it is totally UNRELATED to Windows Vista?
>
>
> Yes, of course there is and it's been explained many times. Please try
> to keep abreast of what's happening, Carey.
>
> Alias

What a miserable vile POS excuse for a human being you are sheep-fukk!
Frank
 
Alias wrote:

> Leythos wrote:
>
>> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com says...
>>
>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>, heybub@gmail.com
>>>> says...
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>
>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their
>>>>> friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>
>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to open-
>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>
>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of
>>> your ass again.
>>
>>
>> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your experience
>> to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since your OS permits
>> updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure that you have applied
>> updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>>
>>
>
> Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the new
> idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one single update
> so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens .docx files.
>
> Alias
Nobody gives a sh*t about you sheep-fukker...LOL!
Frank
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with
>>>>>>>> their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to
>>>>>>> open-
>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>>>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of
>>>>>> your ass again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
>>>>> sheep-fukker?
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar, thief,
>>> spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
>>> Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> No. I will prove that I can open your little document with a program
>> in Ubuntu.
>
> hehehe...what's wrong sheep-fukker...can't take the fact that you're
> just a lying worthless POS for a human being?
>
> Do you have the balls to send it or will you just try and back
>> pedal again?
>
> I'm certainly not dumb enough to send an existing clients document to an
> as*hole idiot POS loser like you and violate our clients trust and the
> NDA we have with them.
> So just give me your real name and real email address (not that gmail
> crap) ok?
> Do you have the balls to do that sheep-fukker?...LOL!
> Well as*hole...do you punk?
> Frank

So, you are saying you're incapable of creating a document yourself?
LOL! Why am I not surprised? All you get, btw, is my gmail address and
it's Mr Alias to you, boy.

Alias
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Leythos wrote:
>>
>>> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com says...
>>>
>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their
>>>>>> friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>
>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to
>>>>> open-
>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>
>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of
>>>> your ass again.
>>>
>>>
>>> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your
>>> experience to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since your OS
>>> permits updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure that you have
>>> applied updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the new
>> idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one single update
>> so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens .docx files.
>>
>> Alias
> Nobody gives a sh*t about you sheep-fukker...LOL!
> Frank

Let us know when you're capable enough to create an MS Office .docx
document so we can put all this to rest. HAAHAHAHAHA! Game, set, match, boy.

Alias
 
Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot
>>>>>>>>> -- without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the
>>>>>>>>> new Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates
>>>>>>>>> required.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't properly
>>>>>>>> open slightly complex word documents be they either in .doc,
>>>>>>>> .rtf, or .docx file format.
>>>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we use
>>>>>>>> as a test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in .doc
>>>>>>>> format using Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created using
>>>>>>>> Corel Draw 7. It contains a variety of fonts, graphics, charts,
>>>>>>>> tables and macros. It has both portrait and landscape pages.
>>>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it always
>>>>>>>> makes a mess of the document. We also test it in all versions of
>>>>>>>> WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000, XP,
>>>>>>>> 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on
>>>>>>>> Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients
>>>>>> document and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it won't
>>>>>> open correctly in anything except Microsoft Word and I really
>>>>>> don't care if you believe it or not. You're a known and admitted
>>>>>> liar, a thief a troll, a spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>>>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and I
>>>>>> don't think you really are, you'll find examples of people
>>>>>> complaining that oo won't properly open Office files all over the
>>>>>> web. Try google.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL! Figures.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at all
>>>> like that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we use. Of
>>>> course I didn't expect an as*hole loser like to understand.
>>>> Figures.
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I will
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has improved
>>>>>>> since you
>>>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "thinks"?
>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded insult
>>>>>>> because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the document by
>>>>>>> email.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our client
>>>>>> to simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find millions of
>>>>>> examples that you can test. Oh, be sure and post the screen shots
>>>>>> of your being wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it has all
>>>>> the bells and whistles that you think won't work when I open it and
>>>>> can be seen with a screen shot. Can you do it or are you just
>>>>> making it up as you go along again?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to prove
>>>> that you're a liar.
>>>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only bluster.
>>> HAHAHAHAHA!
>>
>>
>> Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
>> Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever day
>> little man...LOL!
>> Frank
>
>
> Do you forget where you put your house keys too? Walk out to get the
> paper with only an open robe on? Pick up the remote when the phone
> rings? MS Office vs Open Source Office programs, remember? Losing it,
> Frank? Am I too much for your little mind?
>
> Alias

What's wrong sheep-fukker, now you can't even pay attention? Hell, we
all know that you're one broke little POS of a man (maybe a man, but
more like a balless loser) but hey...paying attention cost nothing!
Frank
 
Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the
>>>>>>>>>> new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with
>>>>>>>>> their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update
>>>>>>>> to open-
>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>>>>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of
>>>>>>> your ass again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
>>>>>> sheep-fukker?
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar, thief,
>>>> spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
>>>> Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> No. I will prove that I can open your little document with a program
>>> in Ubuntu.
>>
>>
>> hehehe...what's wrong sheep-fukker...can't take the fact that you're
>> just a lying worthless POS for a human being?
>>
>> Do you have the balls to send it or will you just try and back
>>
>>> pedal again?
>>
>>
>> I'm certainly not dumb enough to send an existing clients document to
>> an as*hole idiot POS loser like you and violate our clients trust and
>> the NDA we have with them.
>> So just give me your real name and real email address (not that gmail
>> crap) ok?
>> Do you have the balls to do that sheep-fukker?...LOL!
>> Well as*hole...do you punk?
>> Frank
>
>
> So, you are saying you're incapable of creating a document yourself?

No sh*t-for-brains...I don't work for you. I already know you're lying
cause I've got the document to prove it. Get your own document. There
are proly millions on the web.

> LOL! Why am I not surprised? All you get, btw, is my gmail address and
> it's Mr Alias to you, boy.

Well balless sheep-fukker, hold your breadth ok? That way we'll not see
your lying POS dumb pathetic as* ever again...LOL!
Frank
 
Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com says...
>>>>
>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with
>>>>>>> their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to
>>>>>> open-
>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of
>>>>> your ass again.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your
>>>> experience to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since your
>>>> OS permits updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure that you have
>>>> applied updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the new
>>> idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one single
>>> update so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens .docx files.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>> Nobody gives a sh*t about you sheep-fukker...LOL!
>> Frank
>
>
> Let us know when you're capable enough to create an MS Office .docx
> document so we can put all this to rest. HAAHAHAHAHA! Game, set, match,
> boy.
>
> Alias

I've already done that balless sheep-fukker...hahahahaha...and you and
open sores and open orifice and urbuttoo lost...LOL!
Frank
 
Re: What Open Orafice Is Used For

On Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:33:05 -0700, "Bill Yanaire" <bill@yanaire.com>
wrote:

>OpenOffice is about 10 years behind MS Office.

Assuming you mean Office 2007, that's not such a bad thing. Frankly if
I could go back to Office 2003 I absolutely would. And Office 97 Pro
was better than 2007 in virtually every way that is important to the
end-user.

JD
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot
>>>>>>>>>> -- without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the
>>>>>>>>>> new Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no downloads or
>>>>>>>>>> updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't properly
>>>>>>>>> open slightly complex word documents be they either in .doc,
>>>>>>>>> .rtf, or .docx file format.
>>>>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we use
>>>>>>>>> as a test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in .doc
>>>>>>>>> format using Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created using
>>>>>>>>> Corel Draw 7. It contains a variety of fonts, graphics, charts,
>>>>>>>>> tables and macros. It has both portrait and landscape pages.
>>>>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it always
>>>>>>>>> makes a mess of the document. We also test it in all versions
>>>>>>>>> of WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000,
>>>>>>>>> XP, 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on
>>>>>>>>> Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients
>>>>>>> document and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it won't
>>>>>>> open correctly in anything except Microsoft Word and I really
>>>>>>> don't care if you believe it or not. You're a known and admitted
>>>>>>> liar, a thief a troll, a spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>>>>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and I
>>>>>>> don't think you really are, you'll find examples of people
>>>>>>> complaining that oo won't properly open Office files all over the
>>>>>>> web. Try google.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL!
>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at all
>>>>> like that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we use. Of
>>>>> course I didn't expect an as*hole loser like to understand.
>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I will
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has improved
>>>>>>>> since you
>>>>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "thinks"?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded insult
>>>>>>>> because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the document by
>>>>>>>> email.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our
>>>>>>> client to simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find
>>>>>>> millions of examples that you can test. Oh, be sure and post the
>>>>>>> screen shots of your being wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it has all
>>>>>> the bells and whistles that you think won't work when I open it
>>>>>> and can be seen with a screen shot. Can you do it or are you just
>>>>>> making it up as you go along again?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to prove
>>>>> that you're a liar.
>>>>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only bluster.
>>>> HAHAHAHAHA!
>>>
>>>
>>> Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
>>> Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever day
>>> little man...LOL!
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> Do you forget where you put your house keys too? Walk out to get the
>> paper with only an open robe on? Pick up the remote when the phone
>> rings? MS Office vs Open Source Office programs, remember? Losing it,
>> Frank? Am I too much for your little mind?
>>
>> Alias
>
> What's wrong sheep-fukker, now you can't even pay attention? Hell, we
> all know that you're one broke little POS of a man (maybe a man, but
> more like a balless loser) but hey...paying attention cost nothing!
> Frank

So you won't send me a document to prove your point, eh? And you hope
your blustering insults will distract from that fact. How lame can you
get, Frank?

Alias
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the
>>>>>>>>>>> new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>>>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with
>>>>>>>>>> their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update
>>>>>>>>> to open-
>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the
>>>>>>>> box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking
>>>>>>>> out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
>>>>>>> sheep-fukker?
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar, thief,
>>>>> spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
>>>>> Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No. I will prove that I can open your little document with a program
>>>> in Ubuntu.
>>>
>>>
>>> hehehe...what's wrong sheep-fukker...can't take the fact that you're
>>> just a lying worthless POS for a human being?
>>>
>>> Do you have the balls to send it or will you just try and back
>>>
>>>> pedal again?
>>>
>>>
>>> I'm certainly not dumb enough to send an existing clients document to
>>> an as*hole idiot POS loser like you and violate our clients trust and
>>> the NDA we have with them.
>>> So just give me your real name and real email address (not that gmail
>>> crap) ok?
>>> Do you have the balls to do that sheep-fukker?...LOL!
>>> Well as*hole...do you punk?
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> So, you are saying you're incapable of creating a document yourself?
>
> No sh*t-for-brains...I don't work for you. I already know you're lying
> cause I've got the document to prove it. Get your own document. There
> are proly millions on the web.
>
>> LOL! Why am I not surprised? All you get, btw, is my gmail address and
>> it's Mr Alias to you, boy.
>
> Well balless sheep-fukker, hold your breadth ok? That way we'll not see
> your lying POS dumb pathetic as* ever again...LOL!
> Frank

Giggle. Chalk up one more for Alias and another loss for the man
obsessed with sheep, Frank the Wank. You stated that there are MS Office
docs that a program running on Ubuntu cannot open. I called you on it
and you start back pedaling and dancing around it like a break dancer.

Alias
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com says...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with
>>>>>>>> their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to
>>>>>>> open-
>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>>>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of
>>>>>> your ass again.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your
>>>>> experience to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since your
>>>>> OS permits updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure that you
>>>>> have applied updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Previous version of Ubuntu with Open Office could not open the new
>>>> idiotic MS Office files. Since I installed 8.04, not one single
>>>> update so far and, out of the box, Open Office opens .docx files.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>> Nobody gives a sh*t about you sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> Let us know when you're capable enough to create an MS Office .docx
>> document so we can put all this to rest. HAAHAHAHAHA! Game, set,
>> match, boy.
>>
>> Alias
>
> I've already done that balless sheep-fukker...hahahahaha...and you and
> open sores and open orifice [Alias' note: Frank the Wank is using and open source newsreader, ah the irony]

and urbuttoo lost...LOL!
> Frank

No, you haven't sent me one single doc to test. Not one. So, you have
NOT done that.

Alias
 
Re: What Open Orafice Is Used For

"kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in message
news:yOsRj.1183$g%1.460@fe71.usenetserver.com...
> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>
>> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
>> message news:NgrRj.23271$Iz3.4885@fe84.usenetserver.com...
>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>>
>>>> If you want to use OpenOffice, go right ahead. OpenOffice can be used
>>>> to write out a shopping list, write a note to your Mom, and maybe even
>>>> do a primitive spell check.
>>>>
>>>> OpenOffice is about 10 years behind MS Office. The GUI sucks
>>>
>>> As bad as the ribbon in MSO07? I think not.
>>>
>>> I'll take function over gaudy any time, thanks.
>>>
>>>> and their
>>>> macros aren't that good. I guess you get what you pay for.
>>>
>>> No, you get much more than you pay for, and it doesn't turn off when
>>> you change your hardware, unlike any MSO version since MSO2KSP1.
>>>
>>>
>> MS Office doesn't turn off when you change hardware.
>
> No, it just doesn't start again until you reactivate. And the first time
> it happened to me was with MSOXP, at 2am on the 4th of July. And guess
> what, I couldn't get activated for like a day and a half.
>
> Yeah, I'm gonna run a small business on very expensive disabled-by-design
> crapware! NOT!
>
> As the FUD blows clear, smart people will start moving away from MS
> solutions, just because of the increasing risks involved in computing the
> Microsoft way is inherently insecure and insane from its very core.
>
>> I would rather pay
>> for MS Office than get the free OpenSores Office. (I get my Office free
>> so it really doesn't matter to me)
>
> So you have basically devalued your declaration that you'd rather pay for
> it, since you don't have to pay the hundreds of dollars for it.

If that is what you think then go ahead. My comment is just stating that I
think MS Office is that much better than OpenSores Office.

>
> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>
 
Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>> cannot -- without downloading an update -- read .docx files.
>>>>>>>>>>> With the new Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no downloads
>>>>>>>>>>> or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't
>>>>>>>>>> properly open slightly complex word documents be they either
>>>>>>>>>> in .doc, .rtf, or .docx file format.
>>>>>>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we
>>>>>>>>>> use as a test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in
>>>>>>>>>> .doc format using Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created
>>>>>>>>>> using Corel Draw 7. It contains a variety of fonts, graphics,
>>>>>>>>>> charts, tables and macros. It has both portrait and landscape
>>>>>>>>>> pages.
>>>>>>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>>>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it
>>>>>>>>>> always makes a mess of the document. We also test it in all
>>>>>>>>>> versions of WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>>>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000,
>>>>>>>>>> XP, 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>>>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on
>>>>>>>>>> Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients
>>>>>>>> document and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it
>>>>>>>> won't open correctly in anything except Microsoft Word and I
>>>>>>>> really don't care if you believe it or not. You're a known and
>>>>>>>> admitted liar, a thief a troll, a spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>>>>>>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and I
>>>>>>>> don't think you really are, you'll find examples of people
>>>>>>>> complaining that oo won't properly open Office files all over
>>>>>>>> the web. Try google.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL!
>>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at all
>>>>>> like that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we use. Of
>>>>>> course I didn't expect an as*hole loser like to understand.
>>>>>> Figures.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I will
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has improved
>>>>>>>>> since you
>>>>>>>>> last tested it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "thinks"?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded
>>>>>>>>> insult because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the
>>>>>>>>> document by email.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our
>>>>>>>> client to simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find
>>>>>>>> millions of examples that you can test. Oh, be sure and post the
>>>>>>>> screen shots of your being wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it has
>>>>>>> all the bells and whistles that you think won't work when I open
>>>>>>> it and can be seen with a screen shot. Can you do it or are you
>>>>>>> just making it up as you go along again?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to
>>>>>> prove that you're a liar.
>>>>>> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only bluster.
>>>>> HAHAHAHAHA!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Do what? Prove that you're a nothing but a lying linux troll?
>>>> Like I said, you do that all by your little balless self ever day
>>>> little man...LOL!
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Do you forget where you put your house keys too? Walk out to get the
>>> paper with only an open robe on? Pick up the remote when the phone
>>> rings? MS Office vs Open Source Office programs, remember? Losing it,
>>> Frank? Am I too much for your little mind?
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> What's wrong sheep-fukker, now you can't even pay attention? Hell, we
>> all know that you're one broke little POS of a man (maybe a man, but
>> more like a balless loser) but hey...paying attention cost nothing!
>> Frank
>
>
> So you won't send me a document to prove your point, eh?

Oh, so now you can rad huh? I've already proved my point sheep-fukker.
It's you who can't prove your point...if you actually had one.

And you hope
> your blustering insults will distract from that fact.

The fact that oo can't properly open our test mule doc? Hey bozo, still
stupid huh? oo can't...so get use to that fact.

How lame can you
> get, Frank?

Not near as lame as you are sheep-fukker.
You're stupid so just live with it as*hole.
Frank
 
Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>>>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one
>>>>>>>>>>>> cannot --
>>>>>>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the
>>>>>>>>>>>> new Ubuntu
>>>>>>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's
>>>>>>>>>>> there!" mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade
>>>>>>>>>>> them with their friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so
>>>>>>>>>>> far away.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update
>>>>>>>>>> to open-
>>>>>>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the
>>>>>>>>> box. Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking
>>>>>>>>> out of your ass again.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
>>>>>>>> sheep-fukker?
>>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar, thief,
>>>>>> spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
>>>>>> Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> No. I will prove that I can open your little document with a
>>>>> program in Ubuntu.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> hehehe...what's wrong sheep-fukker...can't take the fact that you're
>>>> just a lying worthless POS for a human being?
>>>>
>>>> Do you have the balls to send it or will you just try and back
>>>>
>>>>> pedal again?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'm certainly not dumb enough to send an existing clients document
>>>> to an as*hole idiot POS loser like you and violate our clients trust
>>>> and the NDA we have with them.
>>>> So just give me your real name and real email address (not that
>>>> gmail crap) ok?
>>>> Do you have the balls to do that sheep-fukker?...LOL!
>>>> Well as*hole...do you punk?
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> So, you are saying you're incapable of creating a document yourself?
>>
>>
>> No sh*t-for-brains...I don't work for you. I already know you're lying
>> cause I've got the document to prove it. Get your own document. There
>> are proly millions on the web.
>>
>>> LOL! Why am I not surprised? All you get, btw, is my gmail address
>>> and it's Mr Alias to you, boy.
>>
>>
>> Well balless sheep-fukker, hold your breadth ok? That way we'll not
>> see your lying POS dumb pathetic as* ever again...LOL!
>> Frank
>
>
> Giggle.

Chuckle!!!

Chalk up one more for Alias and another loss for the man
> obsessed with sheep, Frank the Wank.

What's wrong sheep-fukker, can't deal with the truth. Let's all look
surprised!

You stated that there are MS Office
> docs that a program running on Ubuntu cannot open.

That is a fact jack...something you can't deal with.

I called you on it...

You tried lying about it...liar...as usual.

> and you start back pedaling and dancing around it like a break dancer.

I've never come across anyone like you who can't deal with simple
truths. oo can't properly open out test doc. I will not send that
clients doc to you, nor will I fashion any doc for you. Try google,
you'll find thousand of examples of docs that oo will not properly open.
Have fun sh*thead...LOL!
Frank
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> Alias
 
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