Another plus for Ubuntu over Windows

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Alias

With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new Ubuntu
and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.

Alias
 
Alias wrote:

> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new Ubuntu
> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>
> Alias

Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't properly open
slightly complex word documents be they either in .doc, .rtf, or .docx
file format.
We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we use as a
test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in .doc format using
Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created using Corel Draw 7. It contains
a variety of fonts, graphics, charts, tables and macros. It has both
portrait and landscape pages.
It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it always makes a
mess of the document. We also test it in all versions of
WordPerfect...again no go.
It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000, XP, 2003
and now in 2007.
If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on Microsoft
Windows and Microsoft Office.
Frank
 
Alias wrote:
> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new Ubuntu
> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>

Possibly. But who would want to?

I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!" mantra and
collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their friends. They also
wonder why Belgium is so far away.

Oh well.
 
In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>, heybub@gmail.com
says...
> Alias wrote:
> > With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
> > without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new Ubuntu
> > and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
> >
>
> Possibly. But who would want to?
>
> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!" mantra and
> collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their friends. They also
> wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>
> Oh well.

And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to open-
office that was also a free download.

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Leythos wrote:
> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>, heybub@gmail.com
> says...
>> Alias wrote:
>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new Ubuntu
>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>
>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>
>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!" mantra and
>> collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their friends. They also
>> wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>
>> Oh well.
>
> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to open-
> office that was also a free download.
>

I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of your
ass again.

Alias
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new Ubuntu
>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't properly open
> slightly complex word documents be they either in .doc, .rtf, or .docx
> file format.
> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we use as a
> test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in .doc format using
> Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created using Corel Draw 7. It contains
> a variety of fonts, graphics, charts, tables and macros. It has both
> portrait and landscape pages.
> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it always makes a
> mess of the document. We also test it in all versions of
> WordPerfect...again no go.
> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000, XP, 2003
> and now in 2007.
> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on Microsoft
> Windows and Microsoft Office.
> Frank

Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not. I will
even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has improved since you
last tested it.

Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded insult because
he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the document by email.
 
Alias wrote:
> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>> Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't properly open
>> slightly complex word documents be they either in .doc, .rtf, or .docx
>> file format.
>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we use as a
>> test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in .doc format using
>> Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created using Corel Draw 7. It
>> contains a variety of fonts, graphics, charts, tables and macros. It
>> has both portrait and landscape pages.
>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it always makes
>> a mess of the document. We also test it in all versions of
>> WordPerfect...again no go.
>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000, XP, 2003
>> and now in 2007.
>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on Microsoft
>> Windows and Microsoft Office.
>> Frank
>
>
> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.

No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients document
and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it won't open correctly
in anything except Microsoft Word and I really don't care if you believe
it or not. You're a known and admitted liar, a thief a troll, a spammer
and a bigoted atheist.
If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and I don't
think you really are, you'll find examples of people complaining that oo
won't properly open Office files all over the web. Try google.

I will
> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has improved since you
> last tested it.

They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>
> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded insult because
> he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the document by email.

Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our client to
simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find millions of examples
that you can test. Oh, be sure and post the screen shots of your being
wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
Frank
 
Alias wrote:

> Leythos wrote:
>
>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>, heybub@gmail.com
>> says...
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new Ubuntu
>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>
>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>
>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!" mantra
>>> and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their friends.
>>> They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>
>>> Oh well.
>>
>>
>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to open-
>> office that was also a free download.
>
>
> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of your
> ass again.
>
> Alias

More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument sheep-fukker?
Frank
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>> Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't properly open
>>> slightly complex word documents be they either in .doc, .rtf, or
>>> .docx file format.
>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we use as a
>>> test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in .doc format using
>>> Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created using Corel Draw 7. It
>>> contains a variety of fonts, graphics, charts, tables and macros. It
>>> has both portrait and landscape pages.
>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it always makes
>>> a mess of the document. We also test it in all versions of
>>> WordPerfect...again no go.
>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000, XP, 2003
>>> and now in 2007.
>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on Microsoft
>>> Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.
>
> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients document
> and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it won't open correctly
> in anything except Microsoft Word and I really don't care if you believe
> it or not. You're a known and admitted liar, a thief a troll, a spammer
> and a bigoted atheist.
> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and I don't
> think you really are, you'll find examples of people complaining that oo
> won't properly open Office files all over the web. Try google.

You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL! Figures.

>
> I will
>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has improved since you
>> last tested it.
>
> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.

"thinks"?

>>
>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded insult
>> because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the document by email.
>
> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our client to
> simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find millions of examples
> that you can test. Oh, be sure and post the screen shots of your being
> wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
> Frank

So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it has all the
bells and whistles that you think won't work when I open it and can be
seen with a screen shot. Can you do it or are you just making it up as
you go along again?

Alias
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Leythos wrote:
>>
>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>, heybub@gmail.com
>>> says...
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new Ubuntu
>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>
>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>
>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their
>>>> friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>
>>>> Oh well.
>>>
>>>
>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to open-
>>> office that was also a free download.
>>
>>
>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of your
>> ass again.
>>
>> Alias
>
> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
> sheep-fukker?
> Frank

Send me a document and I'll prove it.

Alias
 
Alias wrote:
> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>> Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't properly open
>>>> slightly complex word documents be they either in .doc, .rtf, or
>>>> .docx file format.
>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we use as a
>>>> test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in .doc format using
>>>> Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created using Corel Draw 7. It
>>>> contains a variety of fonts, graphics, charts, tables and macros. It
>>>> has both portrait and landscape pages.
>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it always
>>>> makes a mess of the document. We also test it in all versions of
>>>> WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000, XP,
>>>> 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on Microsoft
>>>> Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>> Frank
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.
>>
>>
>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients document
>> and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it won't open
>> correctly in anything except Microsoft Word and I really don't care if
>> you believe it or not. You're a known and admitted liar, a thief a
>> troll, a spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and I don't
>> think you really are, you'll find examples of people complaining that
>> oo won't properly open Office files all over the web. Try google.
>
>
> You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL! Figures.

You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at all like
that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we use. Of course I
didn't expect an as*hole loser like to understand.
Figures.
>
>>
>> I will
>>
>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has improved since you
>>> last tested it.
>>
>>
>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>
>
> "thinks"?
>
>>>
>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded insult
>>> because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the document by email.
>>
>>
>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our client to
>> simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find millions of
>> examples that you can test. Oh, be sure and post the screen shots of
>> your being wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
>> Frank
>
>
> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it has all the
> bells and whistles that you think won't work when I open it and can be
> seen with a screen shot. Can you do it or are you just making it up as
> you go along again?

Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to prove that
you're a liar.
You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
Frank
 
Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>, heybub@gmail.com
>>>> says...
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>
>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their
>>>>> friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to open-
>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of
>>> your ass again.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
>> sheep-fukker?
>> Frank
>
>
> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>
> Alias

Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar, thief,
spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
Frank
 
Is there really any reason for your off-topic post
to appear in a Microsoft Windows Vista newsgroup
when it is totally UNRELATED to Windows Vista?

Are the Ubuntu forums really that BAD? Or do
you not know how to find the appropriate forum?
Here's some help: http://ubuntuforums.org/

--
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Microsoft MVP
Windows Desktop Experience -
Windows Vista Enthusiast




"Alias" wrote:

> Frank wrote:
> > Alias wrote:
> >
> >> Leythos wrote:
> >>
> >>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>, heybub@gmail.com
> >>> says...
> >>>
> >>>> Alias wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
> >>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new Ubuntu
> >>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
> >>>>>
> >>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
> >>>>
> >>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
> >>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their
> >>>> friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
> >>>>
> >>>> Oh well.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to open-
> >>> office that was also a free download.
> >>
> >>
> >> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
> >> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of your
> >> ass again.
> >>
> >> Alias
> >
> > More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
> > sheep-fukker?
> > Frank
>
> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>
> Alias
>
 
In article <fv50ck$j1c$3@aioe.org>, iamalias@nukethisgmail.com says...
> Leythos wrote:
> > In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>, heybub@gmail.com
> > says...
> >> Alias wrote:
> >>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
> >>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new Ubuntu
> >>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
> >>>
> >> Possibly. But who would want to?
> >>
> >> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!" mantra and
> >> collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their friends. They also
> >> wonder why Belgium is so far away.
> >>
> >> Oh well.
> >
> > And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to open-
> > office that was also a free download.
> >
>
> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of your
> ass again.

Your statement was wrong again, since you didn't limit your experience
to 8.04 or which version of Open-Office, and since your OS permits
updates to apps as well as the OS, I'm sure that you have applied
updates, as 8.04 IS an update to the OS.


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What Open Orafice Is Used For

If you want to use OpenOffice, go right ahead. OpenOffice can be used to
write out a shopping list, write a note to your Mom, and maybe even do a
primitive spell check.

OpenOffice is about 10 years behind MS Office. The GUI sucks and their
macros aren't that good. I guess you get what you pay for.


"Alias" <iamalias@removegmail.com> wrote in message
news:fv53e0$1l3$3@aioe.org...
> Frank wrote:
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>, heybub@gmail.com
>>>> says...
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>
>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!" mantra
>>>>> and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their friends.
>>>>> They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to open-
>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>
>>>
>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of your
>>> ass again.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
>> sheep-fukker?
>> Frank
>
> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>
> Alias
 
Re: What Open Orafice Is Used For

Bill Yanaire wrote:

> If you want to use OpenOffice, go right ahead. OpenOffice can be used
> to write out a shopping list, write a note to your Mom, and maybe even
> do a primitive spell check.
>
> OpenOffice is about 10 years behind MS Office. The GUI sucks

As bad as the ribbon in MSO07? I think not.

I'll take function over gaudy any time, thanks.

> and their
> macros aren't that good. I guess you get what you pay for.

No, you get much more than you pay for, and it doesn't turn off when you
change your hardware, unlike any MSO version since MSO2KSP1.

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Former Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
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Re: What Open Orafice Is Used For

"kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in message
news:NgrRj.23271$Iz3.4885@fe84.usenetserver.com...
> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>
>> If you want to use OpenOffice, go right ahead. OpenOffice can be used
>> to write out a shopping list, write a note to your Mom, and maybe even
>> do a primitive spell check.
>>
>> OpenOffice is about 10 years behind MS Office. The GUI sucks
>
> As bad as the ribbon in MSO07? I think not.
>
> I'll take function over gaudy any time, thanks.
>
>> and their
>> macros aren't that good. I guess you get what you pay for.
>
> No, you get much more than you pay for, and it doesn't turn off when you
> change your hardware, unlike any MSO version since MSO2KSP1.
>

MS Office doesn't turn off when you change hardware. I would rather pay for
MS Office than get the free OpenSores Office. (I get my Office free so it
really doesn't matter to me)

> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>
 
Re: What Open Orafice Is Used For

Bill Yanaire wrote:

> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in
> message news:NgrRj.23271$Iz3.4885@fe84.usenetserver.com...
>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>
>>> If you want to use OpenOffice, go right ahead. OpenOffice can be used
>>> to write out a shopping list, write a note to your Mom, and maybe even
>>> do a primitive spell check.
>>>
>>> OpenOffice is about 10 years behind MS Office. The GUI sucks
>>
>> As bad as the ribbon in MSO07? I think not.
>>
>> I'll take function over gaudy any time, thanks.
>>
>>> and their
>>> macros aren't that good. I guess you get what you pay for.
>>
>> No, you get much more than you pay for, and it doesn't turn off when
>> you change your hardware, unlike any MSO version since MSO2KSP1.
>>
>>
> MS Office doesn't turn off when you change hardware.

No, it just doesn't start again until you reactivate. And the first time
it happened to me was with MSOXP, at 2am on the 4th of July. And guess
what, I couldn't get activated for like a day and a half.

Yeah, I'm gonna run a small business on very expensive disabled-by-design
crapware! NOT!

As the FUD blows clear, smart people will start moving away from MS
solutions, just because of the increasing risks involved in computing the
Microsoft way is inherently insecure and insane from its very core.

> I would rather pay
> for MS Office than get the free OpenSores Office. (I get my Office free
> so it really doesn't matter to me)

So you have basically devalued your declaration that you'd rather pay for
it, since you don't have to pay the hundreds of dollars for it.

--
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Former Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>> Ubuntu and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey sh*t-for-=brains...guess what...open orifice can't properly
>>>>> open slightly complex word documents be they either in .doc, .rtf,
>>>>> or .docx file format.
>>>>> We've got a rather complex 47 page business brochure the we use as
>>>>> a test mule. Years ago, we created it for client in .doc format
>>>>> using Microsoft Office 97 and graphics created using Corel Draw 7.
>>>>> It contains a variety of fonts, graphics, charts, tables and
>>>>> macros. It has both portrait and landscape pages.
>>>>> It does not have any animations or fly-ins.
>>>>> We have tested it in all versions of open orifice and it always
>>>>> makes a mess of the document. We also test it in all versions of
>>>>> WordPerfect...again no go.
>>>>> It has always opened perfectly in Microsoft Office 97, 2000, XP,
>>>>> 2003 and now in 2007.
>>>>> If you're in business, you'd know that the world runs on Microsoft
>>>>> Windows and Microsoft Office.
>>>>> Frank
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Send me the document and I'll tell you if I can open it or not.
>>>
>>>
>>> No, I won't send you the document. It is an existing clients document
>>> and we are under NDA with them. I have told you it won't open
>>> correctly in anything except Microsoft Word and I really don't care
>>> if you believe it or not. You're a known and admitted liar, a thief a
>>> troll, a spammer and a bigoted atheist.
>>> If you're really interested in knowing the limits of oo, and I don't
>>> think you really are, you'll find examples of people complaining that
>>> oo won't properly open Office files all over the web. Try google.
>>
>>
>> You have only written one whole document with Office 07? LOL! Figures.
>
> You're extremely stupid aren't you? I never said anything at all like
> that sheep-fukker. I said it's a test mule that we use. Of course I
> didn't expect an as*hole loser like to understand.
> Figures.
>>
>>>
>>> I will
>>>
>>>> even post a screen shot to prove it. Open Office has improved since
>>>> you
>>>> last tested it.
>>>
>>>
>>> They improved it today? I don't thinks so.
>>
>>
>> "thinks"?
>>
>>>>
>>>> Alias, expecting Frank the Wank to hurl another unfounded insult
>>>> because he doesn't have the *balls* to send me the document by email.
>>>
>>>
>>> Sorry sh*t-for-brains, but I won't violate our NDA with our client to
>>> simple prove you are wrong. Try google. You'll find millions of
>>> examples that you can test. Oh, be sure and post the screen shots of
>>> your being wrong ok, sheep-fukker...LOL!
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> So write up another document and send it to me. Be sure it has all the
>> bells and whistles that you think won't work when I open it and can be
>> seen with a screen shot. Can you do it or are you just making it up as
>> you go along again?
>
> Sorry sheep-fukker, but I don't work for you nor do I need to prove that
> you're a liar.
> You can do all of that yourself...LOL!
> Frank

HAHAHAHAHA! I knew you wouldn't do it. No balls, only bluster. HAHAHAHAHA!

Alias
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Leythos wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> In article <OfTP#7UqIHA.2068@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl>,
>>>>> heybub@gmail.com says...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> With Windows running any Office program besides 07, one cannot --
>>>>>>> without downloading an update -- read .docx files. With the new
>>>>>>> Ubuntu
>>>>>>> and Open Office, you can and no downloads or updates required.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Possibly. But who would want to?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I guess there are some who harken to the "Because it's there!"
>>>>>> mantra and collect stuffed toads so they can trade them with their
>>>>>> friends. They also wonder why Belgium is so far away.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh well.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> And what he doesn't remember is that docx format was an update to
>>>>> open-
>>>>> office that was also a free download.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I've never updated Open Office. .Docx works right out of the box.
>>>> Course, you don't have the latest Ubuntu so you're talking out of
>>>> your ass again.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>>
>>> More of your lies and insults? Is that how you win an argument
>>> sheep-fukker?
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> Send me a document and I'll prove it.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Prove what? That you're a fukkin known and admitted liar, thief,
> spammer, troll and a bigoted atheist?
> Sh*t, you prove that on a daily basis...LOL!
> Frank

No. I will prove that I can open your little document with a program in
Ubuntu. Do you have the balls to send it or will you just try and back
pedal again?

Alias
 
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