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This Joke cracked me up.:funny: Mushroomed. She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, But she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well, I see squirrels eating them and they're OK." So she picked a bunch and washed, sliced and sautéed them for her dinner. Then she went out on the back porch and gave Spot, their dog, a double handful. Spot ate every bite. All morning long, she watched the dog The wild mushrooms hadn't affected him after a few hours, so she decided to use them. The meal was a great success. After everyone had finished, her daughter came in and whispered in her ear, "Mum, Spot is dead." Trying to keep her head about her, she left the room as quickly as possible, Called the doctor and told him what had happened. The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care of it.. I'll call for an ambulance and I'll be there as quickly as I can. We'll give everyone enemas and we'll pump out their stomachs and everything will be fine. Just keep them calm." Before long they started to hear the sirens as the ambulance tore down the road. The Paramedics and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump. One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and pumped out their stomach Well after midnight, after the last one was done the doctor came out and said, "Everything will be okay now," and with that he left. The hosts and the guests were all weak and knackered sitting around the Living room when the daughter came in and said to her mum..... "I can't believe that guy!" "What guy?" "You know, that bastard who ran over Spot; He never even slowed down."

I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical and dental coverage." I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" "Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no. I just got out of prison..."

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Hi peterr. Macrium Reflect is all you need. You need to watch Youtube Tutorials to learn all it's functions. No, you don't need other software in conjunction with Macrium Reflect.

That sucks. I am glad I don't own an Android or IPhone. How odd is that? lol

This is what I was referring to. You can't make many changes without it. http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/windows-vista/enable-the-hidden-administrator-account-on-windows-vista/

Are you running with full Admin permissions? Tony.

Sounds like a corrupted user profile, Tony. https://support.microsoft.com/en-au/kb/947215

Just never seen a little finger/pinky so long on a woman (right hand), and the length of her middle finger of her left hand so long. Nearly Reptilian. LOL.

Watched a News Clip of a shooting. My immediate attention was drawn to News readers hands and fingers. WTF!!! That is scary.

Your privacy is infringed everywhere today. Cameras and tracking is recorded somewhere. We have to live with it. There is no escape. I don't blame Google any more than everyone else,who is doing it.

I like Garden Gnomes, but I will pass on these Gnomes.:down:

I think Trump won. What are your thoughts. Both terrible candidates IMO.

Hi Pete. I am running i7 Intel processors in two computers, and AMD in the rest. I am an ASUS- AMD Fanboy. They just run smoother than intel rigs. High quality and more bang for your Buck. Something to think about.

Hi Peterr. Unless you are a serious Gamer this build is overkill. Bios will most prob need updating, and you can't do that. No Graphics card mentioned.?? Motherboard normally comes with small tube heatsink paste and 2 Sata cables Big chance you could damage CPU installing to Mobo. Many people do. Recommend 120mm fan for rear of case if the tower doesn't come with one already. Keyboard and Mouse? If they have build option, I would let them build it. If you are determined to build yourself, then at least watch some "How to build a PC" videos on Youtube, first.

A State Trooper was patrolling shortly before midnight off the main highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes, Officer?' The trooper asks: 'What are you doing? The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine... Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says: 'And her, what is she doing?' The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.' Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane .... and nothing inappropriate happening! The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?' The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.' The trooper asks: 'And her ... what's her age? The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes...

I have no sympathy. He did the Crime, now do the time.

Hi Tony. 1/100 F6.5 ISO 800 Took 5 shots. That's the only one that I liked.

Been playing with my Canon SX50HS Powershot trying to take celestial photos. I have taken many photos of the moon. Just now I caught the back shadow of the moon which I have never seen with the naked eye.

Hi Donna. Welcome to PC Help Forums.