Joke Of The Day

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[plodr]

I never thought to make the envelope overweight. I actually return and write on the card in red to sign up with my name on it to remove me from the mailing list.
I especially wonder about where people got the mailing addresses because I get offers for hearing tests for my mother who died 5 years ago and never lived at my address! Occasionally, I get something addressed to my dad who died 18 years ago and never lived at my address.

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[plodr]

I had cataract surgery in January. My eyes are like they were 30 years ago. I asked the doc if he could do something with the rest of my body.

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[plodr]

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

[plodr]

While Cindy's away, I'll try and post something funny.
In case, you are jonesin' for the "good old days", keep this in mind.

 

[plodr]

hmmm, perhaps I need a medical alert bracelet.

 

[plodr]

Sadly, this is probably close to the truth.

 

[plodr]

 

[plodr]