Joke Of The Day

[plodr]

Cindy's post reminded me of an old cartoon I keep in the kitchen. I think I cut it out of the Parade Magazine when they used to run cartoons.

 

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MY NAME IS SUSAN AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED PARIS HIGH SCHOOL .

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A WILDCAT," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1972. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALDING, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY HAIRED, DECREPIT, MISERABLE, SON OF A BITCH ASKED ME...

"WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH ??????"

 

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My mother charging her flash drive?

 

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[Tony D]

Works for me.

 

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Works for me.

 

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