What you need to know about this newsgroup's resident idiots

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Currently there are only three principle ones.

Frank
The biggest undisputed fool simply goes by Frank. This anti-social
lowlife and misfit has a overactive imagination where he has some need
to pretend he's rich, handsome and an authority on everything.

Frank is here because he's actually stupid enough to think he can
control who says what by screaming obscenities and making constant
sexual references to pigs and sheep, just two of his favorites from
his stable of odd sexual fetishes. He's also obsessed with some
cartoon character called Cap't Crunch. Frank is a classic potty mouth.
He thinks he's being funny by constantly using gutter language. Most
people see this loser as mentally disturbed. Not dangerous, just
crackers.

Frank being the complete idiot he is thinks he's helping Microsoft by
attacking anyone that mentions Linux or anyone documenting any problem
with Vista which Frank endlessly praises as the greatest OS ever.

This damn fool is vile, morally despicable, abhorrent and damn proud
of it. This obnoxious creep has very limited intelligence, is
incapable of reason or being reasoned with, repeats himself
excessively and never contributes anything meaningful. Like all
trolls, Frank's purpose is to cause disruptions, just make noise and
has no limits to how low he'll stoop.

If they ever hold a contest for the most crude, useless poster on all
of Usenet, Frank would be in contention for taking the grand prize.

Bill Yanaire
This guy is Frank's willing sidekick. That alone tells you what a
loser he is. Another hot-head and all around dummy. Bill and Frank
spend most of their time complementing each other's nonionic posts.
Like all true retards they have no idea what losers they come across
as. Naturally like most fools they consider themselves rather
intelligent, something 180 degrees from reality.

Bill doesn't want to help anybody and couldn't even if he wanted to.
His purpose like Frank's is to attempt to silence Microsoft critics,
spread lies and shout obscenities while making sick, perverted sexual
references. Bill like Frank will attack Linux and any poster
documenting some problem with Vista.

Unlike Frank who's trying to impress Microsoft, Bill appears to be
trying to impress Frank. Several have suggested these two have a
personal interest in each other. That's too sick to even consider, but
because of their mutual self loathing of everything good and decent,
could be the perfect couple.

SpankydeMonkey
The name this loon picked says it all. Curious some nut job so
obsessed with masturbation wants to use a sexual reference to
self-stimulation as his posting name. When not doing that... this
loser rants and screams in this Vista group and like the others this
fool attacks anyone having a problem with Vista. Having very low
intelligence like Bill and Frank he's incapable of making any useful
contribution and is here to simply make noise like the others.
 
The allusions to Cap't Crunch are probably not to a cartoon character. It
is most likely to a famous phone phreak of the 60's who was known by that
nickname because he discovered that the free whistle that came in the Cap'n
Crunch cereal boxes of that era happened to be hit the right note to trick
the Bell system and by experimentation he learned the codes that enabled him
to route his way through Bell's switching system. He claimed he once
succeeded in calling the Pope that way. His exploits were famous but they
eventually landed him in jail.

"Adam Albright" <AA@ABC.net> wrote in message
news:2m0g445tgskk6g8ou1pfqu7taml8e33hl1@4ax.com...
> Currently there are only three principle ones.
>
> Frank
> The biggest undisputed fool simply goes by Frank. This anti-social
> lowlife and misfit has a overactive imagination where he has some need
> to pretend he's rich, handsome and an authority on everything.
>
> Frank is here because he's actually stupid enough to think he can
> control who says what by screaming obscenities and making constant
> sexual references to pigs and sheep, just two of his favorites from
> his stable of odd sexual fetishes. He's also obsessed with some
> cartoon character called Cap't Crunch. Frank is a classic potty mouth.
> He thinks he's being funny by constantly using gutter language. Most
> people see this loser as mentally disturbed. Not dangerous, just
> crackers.
>
> Frank being the complete idiot he is thinks he's helping Microsoft by
> attacking anyone that mentions Linux or anyone documenting any problem
> with Vista which Frank endlessly praises as the greatest OS ever.
>
> This damn fool is vile, morally despicable, abhorrent and damn proud
> of it. This obnoxious creep has very limited intelligence, is
> incapable of reason or being reasoned with, repeats himself
> excessively and never contributes anything meaningful. Like all
> trolls, Frank's purpose is to cause disruptions, just make noise and
> has no limits to how low he'll stoop.
>
> If they ever hold a contest for the most crude, useless poster on all
> of Usenet, Frank would be in contention for taking the grand prize.
>
> Bill Yanaire
> This guy is Frank's willing sidekick. That alone tells you what a
> loser he is. Another hot-head and all around dummy. Bill and Frank
> spend most of their time complementing each other's nonionic posts.
> Like all true retards they have no idea what losers they come across
> as. Naturally like most fools they consider themselves rather
> intelligent, something 180 degrees from reality.
>
> Bill doesn't want to help anybody and couldn't even if he wanted to.
> His purpose like Frank's is to attempt to silence Microsoft critics,
> spread lies and shout obscenities while making sick, perverted sexual
> references. Bill like Frank will attack Linux and any poster
> documenting some problem with Vista.
>
> Unlike Frank who's trying to impress Microsoft, Bill appears to be
> trying to impress Frank. Several have suggested these two have a
> personal interest in each other. That's too sick to even consider, but
> because of their mutual self loathing of everything good and decent,
> could be the perfect couple.
>
> SpankydeMonkey
> The name this loon picked says it all. Curious some nut job so
> obsessed with masturbation wants to use a sexual reference to
> self-stimulation as his posting name. When not doing that... this
> loser rants and screams in this Vista group and like the others this
> fool attacks anyone having a problem with Vista. Having very low
> intelligence like Bill and Frank he's incapable of making any useful
> contribution and is here to simply make noise like the others.
>
 
What you need to know about this newsgroup's resident idiot, adamalbright

By PowerUser:
"Licentious. Obnoxious. Anti-democratic. In case you can't tell, I'm
making a direct reference to Mr. Adam Albright. Before I launch into my
main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Failure to
recognize this salient point will result in Adam's getting free reign to
enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth, and (2) as a result of
that, my observations are perhaps unique. Now that you know where I
stand on those issues, I can safely say that wily cutthroats like Adam
are not born -- they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may
be, Adam acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is
astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. He truly believes that he
defends the real needs of the working class. It is just such
counter-productive megalomania, muddleheaded egoism, and intellectual
aberrancy that stirs Adam to carve out space in the mainstream for
ungrateful politics.

I want to draw two important conclusions from this. The first is that
Adam and his gofers are wolves in sheep's clothing who will create
profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue
eventually, and the second is that the justification he gave for seeking
to judge people by the color of their skin while ignoring the content of
their character was one of the most addlepated justifications I've ever
heard. It was so addlepated, in fact, that I will not repeat it here.
Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite
clearly: Adam keeps telling everyone within earshot that honesty and
responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. I'm
guessing that Adam read that on some Web site of dubious validity. More
reliable sources generally indicate that he isn't as smart as he thinks
he is. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to
Adam. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll
find that if he had even a shred of intellectual integrity, he'd admit
that he has no evidence or examples to back up his point. Still, I
recommend you check out some of his commentaries and draw your own
conclusions on the matter. Adam teaches workshops on clericalism.
Students who have been through the program compare it to a Communist
re-education camp. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to
repeat it. Of course, if Adam had learned anything from history, he'd
know that I challenge him to point out any text in this letter that
proposes that we ought to worship feckless mountebanks as folk heroes.
It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing.


We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic
principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled the
most self-satisfied spouters I've ever seen to compose paeans to
irrationalism. Didn't Adam tell his comrades that he wants to make
people suspicious of those who speak the truth? Did he first give any
thought to what would happen if he did? Of course, that question is
ridiculous -- as ridiculous as his gormless platitudes. None but the
grotesque can deny that he says that the sun rises just for him. What he
means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to threaten the
existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. I understand
that I become truly impatient with people who refuse to recognize the
key role that he is playing in the destruction of our civilization, but
from the fog and mist of his disquisitions rises the leering grimace of
nihilism. An equal but opposite observation is that I and Adam part
company when it comes to the issue of quislingism. He feels that
those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness,
should be shunned, should starve, while I suspect that he needs to stop
living in a fool's paradise. But there's the rub his idea of mutinous
autism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of
hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of
an irascible blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a doctrinaire and pagan
religion that incites its worshipers to an infernal frenzy and then
prompts them to precipitate riots.


Adam does not merely undermine the current world order. He does so
consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically. His undertakings
were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing
for the "innocents". Rather, someone has been giving Adam's brain a very
thorough washing, and now Adam is trying to do the same to us. Several
things he has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement
of his that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something
to the effect of how he is a refined gentleman with the soundest
education and morals you can imagine. Forgive me for boring you with all
the gory details, but Adam's hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least
discerning among us can see right through it.


It's easy to tell if Adam's lying. If his lips are moving, he's lying.
Although Adam demonstrates a great deal of ignorance and presumption
when he says that he commands an army of robots that live in the hollow
center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like
shaking things up a bit on the surface, the fact remains that in order
to convince us that he has the authority to issue licenses for
practicing heathenism, Adam often turns to the old propagandist trick of
comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. Now that
you've read the bulk of this letter, it should not come as a complete
surprise that there can be no argument that when I first realized that
Mr. Adam Albright is a proponent of "paternalism" -- a term Adam uses
catachrestically in place of "Pyrrhonism" -- a cold shudder ran down my
back. However, this fact bears repeating again and again, until the
words crack through the hardened exteriors of those who would violate
the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. I am referring, of
course, to the likes of Adam Albright."

Want to read more about this failed drunken accountant and big mouth
lying pig?
For your reading pleasure!

http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?hl=en&enc_user=tYag3woAAABrYFiZuwWGCKzw8oMmJKS7

Enjoy!
I know I did!...LOL!
Frank
 
Mr. Albright has done us a small favor in compiling a short list of the
three most useful names that you can add to your killfile for this
newsgroup.

Extend that list by merely one name (Adam Albright), and you will have
eliminated in one stroke the most irritating and troublesome traffic on this
entire newsgroup. It's nice to be able to get so much useful effect for such
a small investment of time. Life is rarely so accommodating.

I know, I know - you might be worried that if you killfile them all you
might miss something useful someday. Don't worry. Won't happen. Just go
ahead. You'll be glad that you did.

Thanks and farewell, Mr. Albright.

Tom Dacon
Dacon Software Consulting
 
On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:27:03 -0700, Carey Frisch [MVP]
<cnfrisch@nospamgmail.com> wrote:

>SPAM!

How typical not to call the crap posted by Frank, Bill or monkey boy
SPAM. Just another reason Carey is laughed at too.
 
On Jun 5, 8:48 am, Adam Albright <A...@ABC.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:27:03 -0700, Carey Frisch  [MVP]
>
> <cnfri...@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
> >SPAM!
>
> How typical not to call the crap posted by Frank, Bill or monkey boy
> SPAM. Just another reason Carey is laughed at too.

What's wrong? Not going the way you thought? Typical. You still are
the embarassment of the group. Hands down winner. You are one sorry
individual. Imagine, 90,000+ posts and being a right wing nut case.
You are really out there. Get that help you need. Call today.
 
On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 09:38:43 -0600, "Colin Barnhorst"
<c.barnhorst@comcast.net> wrote:

>The allusions to Cap't Crunch are probably not to a cartoon character. It
>is most likely to a famous phone phreak of the 60's who was known by that
>nickname because he discovered that the free whistle that came in the Cap'n
>Crunch cereal boxes of that era happened to be hit the right note to trick
>the Bell system and by experimentation he learned the codes that enabled him
>to route his way through Bell's switching system. He claimed he once
>succeeded in calling the Pope that way. His exploits were famous but they
>eventually landed him in jail.

You give Frank way too much credit for knowing any such thing. Of
course now that you did, he'll probably claim it. -)
 
Re: What you need to know about this newsgroup's resident idiot, adam albright

On Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:39:08 -0700, Frank <fb@sto.clm> wrote:

>By PowerUser:

Right Frank, that same "post" without any message number so it could
be traced proving it's likely just a fake. That the best you can do?
Obviously, you being a world class moron.
 
"Adam Albright" <AA@ABC.net> wrote in message
news:0o2g44t0iuhah6cimhc8fuiq0glui1spl0@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 09:38:43 -0600, "Colin Barnhorst"
> <c.barnhorst@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>>The allusions to Cap't Crunch are probably not to a cartoon character. It
>>is most likely to a famous phone phreak of the 60's who was known by that
>>nickname because he discovered that the free whistle that came in the
>>Cap'n
>>Crunch cereal boxes of that era happened to be hit the right note to trick
>>the Bell system and by experimentation he learned the codes that enabled
>>him
>>to route his way through Bell's switching system. He claimed he once
>>succeeded in calling the Pope that way. His exploits were famous but they
>>eventually landed him in jail.
>
> You give Frank way too much credit for knowing any such thing. Of
> course now that you did, he'll probably claim it. -)
>

Maybe you should claim the title of vista.general ego manaic retard! Get a
nice frame for your certificate and hang it on the wall in your room at the
institution.
 
On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:42:42 -0700, "Tom Dacon"
wrote:

>Mr. Albright has done us a small favor in compiling a short list of the
>three most useful names that you can add to your killfile for this
>newsgroup.
>
>Extend that list by merely one name (Adam Albright), and you will have
>eliminated in one stroke the most irritating and troublesome traffic on this
>entire newsgroup. It's nice to be able to get so much useful effect for such
>a small investment of time. Life is rarely so accommodating.
>
>I know, I know - you might be worried that if you killfile them all you
>might miss something useful someday. Don't worry. Won't happen. Just go
>ahead. You'll be glad that you did.
>
>Thanks and farewell, Mr. Albright.
>
>Tom Dacon
>Dacon Software Consulting
>

You know what they say about dopes that need killfiles as a crutch.

Then there's the special goofballs that need to announce to the world
they put someone in a killfile in some grandiose gesture that they
just have to make publicly rather than simply doing it.

Anyone that needs help learning how to act juvenile in newsgroups
should surely consult Tom. He's an expert on the topic as he just
proved.
 
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Re: What you need to know about this newsgroup's resident idiot, adamalbright

On Jun 5, 8:53 am, Adam Albright <A...@ABC.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:39:08 -0700, Frank <f...@sto.clm> wrote:
> >By PowerUser:
>
> Right Frank, that same "post" without any message number so it could
> be traced proving it's likely just a fake. That the best you can do?
> Obviously, you being a world class moron.

Actually Adam you have it wrong. You are the world class right wing
moron. Get that nice certificate so you can hang it on your wall at
the institution.
 
Bill Yanaire wrote:

> On Jun 5, 8:48 am, Adam Albright <A...@ABC.net> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:27:03 -0700, Carey Frisch [MVP]
>>
>><cnfri...@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>SPAM!
>>
>>How typical not to call the crap posted by Frank, Bill or monkey boy
>>SPAM. Just another reason Carey is laughed at too.
>
>
> What's wrong? Not going the way you thought? Typical. You still are
> the embarassment of the group. Hands down winner. You are one sorry
> individual. Imagine, 90,000+ posts and being a right wing nut case.
> You are really out there. Get that help you need. Call today.

hehehe...I see that mr drunken pig is now in his "desperate' mode!...LOL!
Want to read more about this failed drunken accountant and big mouth
lying pig?
For your reading pleasure!

http://groups.google.com/groups/profile?hl=en&enc_user=tYag3woAAABrYFiZuwWGCKzw8oMmJKS7

Enjoy!
I know I did!...LOL!
Frank
 
"Adam Albright" <AA@ABC.net> wrote in message
news:313g44pucij0mumv3hrrracvh8ap8l1pq2@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:42:42 -0700, "Tom Dacon"
> wrote:
>
>>Mr. Albright has done us a small favor in compiling a short list of the
>>three most useful names that you can add to your killfile for this
>>newsgroup.
>>
>>Extend that list by merely one name (Adam Albright), and you will have
>>eliminated in one stroke the most irritating and troublesome traffic on
>>this
>>entire newsgroup. It's nice to be able to get so much useful effect for
>>such
>>a small investment of time. Life is rarely so accommodating.
>>
>>I know, I know - you might be worried that if you killfile them all you
>>might miss something useful someday. Don't worry. Won't happen. Just go
>>ahead. You'll be glad that you did.
>>
>>Thanks and farewell, Mr. Albright.
>>
>>Tom Dacon
>>Dacon Software Consulting
>>
>
> You know what they say about dopes that need killfiles as a crutch.
>
> Then there's the special goofballs that need to announce to the world
> they put someone in a killfile in some grandiose gesture that they
> just have to make publicly rather than simply doing it.
>
> Anyone that needs help learning how to act juvenile in newsgroups
> should surely consult Tom. He's an expert on the topic as he just
> proved.
>

Look who is talking. The king of goofballs and the winner of the group
retard award. Speak for yourself about acting juvenile. You are the king
of that also.
 
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On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:49:53 -0700 (PDT), Bill Yanaire
<BillYanaire@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Jun 5, 8:48 am, Adam Albright <A...@ABC.net> wrote:
>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:27:03 -0700, Carey Frisch  [MVP]
>>
>> <cnfri...@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
>> >SPAM!
>>
>> How typical not to call the crap posted by Frank, Bill or monkey boy
>> SPAM. Just another reason Carey is laughed at too.
>
>What's wrong? Not going the way you thought?

You're doing EXACTLY what I thought. My purpose was to make you and
Frank dance some more. You are.
 
On Jun 5, 9:24 am, Adam Albright <A...@ABC.net> wrote:
> On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:49:53 -0700 (PDT), Bill Yanaire
>
> <BillYana...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Jun 5, 8:48 am, Adam Albright <A...@ABC.net> wrote:
> >> On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:27:03 -0700, Carey Frisch  [MVP]
>
> >> <cnfri...@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
> >> >SPAM!
>
> >> How typical not to call the crap posted by Frank, Bill or monkey boy
> >> SPAM. Just another reason Carey is laughed at too.
>
> >What's wrong?  Not going the way you thought?  
>
> You're doing EXACTLY what I thought. My purpose was to make you and
> Frank dance some more. You are.

I can say the same thing. You are doing EXACTLY what you do day after
day week after week. Like a trained Monkey. Hey, why not call
yourself Spanky demonkey? Kind of fits a moron like you.
 
On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 09:31:46 -0700 (PDT), Bill Yanaire
<BillYanaire@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Jun 5, 9:24 am, Adam Albright <A...@ABC.net> wrote:
>> On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:49:53 -0700 (PDT), Bill Yanaire
>>
>> <BillYana...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On Jun 5, 8:48 am, Adam Albright <A...@ABC.net> wrote:
>> >> On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:27:03 -0700, Carey Frisch  [MVP]
>>
>> >> <cnfri...@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >SPAM!
>>
>> >> How typical not to call the crap posted by Frank, Bill or monkey boy
>> >> SPAM. Just another reason Carey is laughed at too.
>>
>> >What's wrong?  Not going the way you thought?  
>>
>> You're doing EXACTLY what I thought. My purpose was to make you and
>> Frank dance some more. You are.
>
>I can say the same thing.

You could, but it would just be another one of your lies.
 
On Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:48:04 -0500, Adam Albright <AA@ABC.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 5 Jun 2008 08:27:03 -0700, Carey Frisch [MVP]
><cnfrisch@nospamgmail.com> wrote:
>
>>SPAM!
>
>How typical not to call the crap posted by Frank, Bill or monkey boy
>SPAM. Just another reason Carey is laughed at too.

Just a question, Adam:

Why do you find it necessary to tell us what we already knew?
Or do you think all who post here, or read these posts, need your help
in figuring out which person(s) need to be "kill-filed"?

By the way, Adam: when was the last time you actually HELPED anyone
with a Vista problem in one of these groups? And while we're on the
subject, when was the last time you actually had any positive
information about Vista in these groups?

Carey may miss it sometimes (as we all do, I am sure), but he does
attempt to actually HELP folks, rather than spending all his time here
insulting everyone, as you do.

You, on the other hand, seem to be nothing but a Linux FanBoi, who is
attempting to make up for his toy OS by insulting everyone who posts
here.

Though you DO have excellent English grammar skills, so I can say
something POSITIVE about your posts.


Donald L McDaniel
 
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