Typical day of Frank

[Clear Windows]

This is a typical day of our newsgroup genius FRANK. Enjoy... lol

8:00 Frank wakes up to the vista start sound alarm he has ordered especially
made for him..
8:05 He shuffles towards the mirror and smiles. The cracked Mirror cracks
some more from the sight of his ugly maw.
8:06 He takes a good close look at his reflection and with a singing voice
declares " Ohhhh .. what a handsome guy you are todayyyyyy!!!" The
cockroaches under his bead squirm from the agony of this horrid voice.
8:10 He washes his face and notices a bottle of pills in front of him. Gee
my doctor said something about those pills..Prozac? I cant remember what
that is.. no need, Im FINE!!!! Anyway I know much more than any doctor!
HMMMFFFF!
8:12 I don't have much time for breakfast! Frank grabs a can of luncheon
meat from a drawer... he takes a look at the label:
SPAM! Now Im an expert at THAT! He things to himself and gobbles the whole
can down in a few gulps.. Wow..that was a heck of a tasty pig!!! I wonder if
it was wearing lipstick when they killed it.. nah.. it wasn't made in
Redmond! Ha!
8:15 TIME TO GO TO WORK!!! He shuffles towards his desk, tugs his long tail
so it wont be in the way, and sits his fat ars down on the chair.. the chair
shivers from agony from the smell and weight of his rear end (the desk in
the same room as his bed by the way) and turns on the computer....the screen
reads REDHAT LINUX 6.0, but after several minutes his trusty 486 boots up to
a vista themed GUI.
"Heck as long as it looks like vista, I don't care what it really is", he
thinks to himself and shrugs'
8:30 Let me check in to my company to see if the boys are there and working
hard. I don't pay them to be lazy anyway!
8:32 Frank calls the number.

Guy on the line: Hello?

Frank: Good morning.

Guy on the line: Who is this?

Frank: Good , you are checking who it is before you answer just like I told
you. You always have to keep an eye out for our competitors

Guy on the line: Ohh.. no ... its YOU again? How many times I have told you
that you should not call here!

Frank: Ok, I know its not nice for your Boss to keep checking on you, but we
have a company to run! How are our 17 Vista computers going? I bet they are
running fast and great..

Guy on the line: Look I don't know who you are and what you want, you keep
calling me in the morning and telling me a bunch of CRAP, and if you don't
stop this ill tell the cops to watch the lines and find your ars! And I
would NEVER install vista you moron!

Frank: Ohh don't be upset like that just because I have you only a 2000
dollar raise instead of a 3000 dollar one that you needed.
Hey I ordered that nice Peugeot car for the company directly from France! I
bet you will like that...

Guy on the line: F@ck off bastard! (the guy slams the phone)

Frank: Good boy, I trained him myself to talk like a champ!

9:00 Ok time to check my email.. err.. I mean my newsgroups... Frank flexes
his knuckles and cracks sound as if his bones are splintering!
9:20 (yeah its this slow because frank is still on dial up).. AHhhh what
have we here? More posts from alias, adam, and that stupid captain crunch???
HOW DARE THEY INSULT VISTA>. let me just reply to them...
9:25 Frank grabs a worn down book from a shelf titled: "1000 best insults
and how to use them". "Ahh this is my favorite book" he says to
himself..."this is where I get all my great inspiration from!" Boy am I a
genius!!!
9:30 am to 11:30 pm... Frank cycles through the events from 8:32 am to 9:25
am again and again and again

11:45pm Geee that was a busy and full day... got to get to bed soon because
tomorrow I have more of this very important work.

12:00 Frank is in bed counting and dreaming of sheep jumping on top of each
other.... "I bet alias would love to be here.. but now I have these sheep to
myself.. all mine.. come to me you white wooly creatures.. "

 

[kurttrail]

Clear Windows wrote:

> This is a typical day of our newsgroup genius FRANK. Enjoy... lol
>
> 8:00 Frank wakes up to the vista start sound alarm he has ordered
> especially made for him..
> 8:05 He shuffles towards the mirror and smiles. The cracked Mirror
> cracks some more from the sight of his ugly maw. 8:06 He takes a good
> close look at his reflection and with a singing voice declares " Ohhhh
> .. what a handsome guy you are todayyyyyy!!!" The cockroaches under his
> bead squirm from the agony of this horrid voice. 8:10 He washes his face
> and notices a bottle of pills in front of him. Gee my doctor said
> something about those pills..Prozac? I cant remember what that is.. no
> need, Im FINE!!!! Anyway I know much more than any doctor! HMMMFFFF!
> 8:12 I don't have much time for breakfast! Frank grabs a can of luncheon
> meat from a drawer... he takes a look at the label: SPAM! Now Im an
> expert at THAT! He things to himself and gobbles the whole can down in a
> few gulps.. Wow..that was a heck of a tasty pig!!! I wonder if it was
> wearing lipstick when they killed it.. nah.. it wasn't made in Redmond!
> Ha!
> 8:15 TIME TO GO TO WORK!!! He shuffles towards his desk, tugs his long
> tail so it wont be in the way, and sits his fat ars down on the chair..
> the chair shivers from agony from the smell and weight of his rear end
> (the desk in the same room as his bed by the way) and turns on the
> computer....the screen reads REDHAT LINUX 6.0, but after several minutes
> his trusty 486 boots up to a vista themed GUI.
> "Heck as long as it looks like vista, I don't care what it really is",
> he thinks to himself and shrugs'
> 8:30 Let me check in to my company to see if the boys are there and
> working hard. I don't pay them to be lazy anyway! 8:32 Frank calls the
> number.
>
> Guy on the line: Hello?
>
> Frank: Good morning.
>
> Guy on the line: Who is this?
>
> Frank: Good , you are checking who it is before you answer just like I
> told you. You always have to keep an eye out for our competitors
>
> Guy on the line: Ohh.. no ... its YOU again? How many times I have told
> you that you should not call here!
>
> Frank: Ok, I know its not nice for your Boss to keep checking on you,
> but we have a company to run! How are our 17 Vista computers going? I
> bet they are running fast and great..
>
> Guy on the line: Look I don't know who you are and what you want, you
> keep calling me in the morning and telling me a bunch of CRAP, and if
> you don't stop this ill tell the cops to watch the lines and find your
> ars! And I would NEVER install vista you moron!
>
> Frank: Ohh don't be upset like that just because I have you only a 2000
> dollar raise instead of a 3000 dollar one that you needed. Hey I ordered
> that nice Peugeot car for the company directly from France! I bet you
> will like that...
>
> Guy on the line: F@ck off bastard! (the guy slams the phone)
>
> Frank: Good boy, I trained him myself to talk like a champ!
>
> 9:00 Ok time to check my email.. err.. I mean my newsgroups... Frank
> flexes his knuckles and cracks sound as if his bones are splintering!
> 9:20 (yeah its this slow because frank is still on dial up).. AHhhh what
> have we here? More posts from alias, adam, and that stupid captain
> crunch??? HOW DARE THEY INSULT VISTA>. let me just reply to them... 9:25
> Frank grabs a worn down book from a shelf titled: "1000 best insults and
> how to use them". "Ahh this is my favorite book" he says to
> himself..."this is where I get all my great inspiration from!" Boy am I
> a genius!!!
> 9:30 am to 11:30 pm... Frank cycles through the events from 8:32 am to
> 9:25 am again and again and again
>
> 11:45pm Geee that was a busy and full day... got to get to bed soon
> because tomorrow I have more of this very important work.
>
> 12:00 Frank is in bed counting and dreaming of sheep jumping on top of
> each other.... "I bet alias would love to be here.. but now I have these
> sheep to myself.. all mine.. come to me you white wooly creatures.. "

Is Frank really worth the investment in time it took to write that?

--
Peace!
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Former Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

 

[none@none.com]

"kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in message
news:b63Rj.13015$4X5.5614@fe192.usenetserver.com...
> Clear Windows wrote:
>
>> This is a typical day of our newsgroup genius FRANK. Enjoy... lol
>>
>> 8:00 Frank wakes up to the vista start sound alarm he has ordered
>> especially made for him..
>> 8:05 He shuffles towards the mirror and smiles. The cracked Mirror
>> cracks some more from the sight of his ugly maw. 8:06 He takes a good
>> close look at his reflection and with a singing voice declares " Ohhhh
>> .. what a handsome guy you are todayyyyyy!!!" The cockroaches under his
>> bead squirm from the agony of this horrid voice. 8:10 He washes his face
>> and notices a bottle of pills in front of him. Gee my doctor said
>> something about those pills..Prozac? I cant remember what that is.. no
>> need, Im FINE!!!! Anyway I know much more than any doctor! HMMMFFFF!
>> 8:12 I don't have much time for breakfast! Frank grabs a can of luncheon
>> meat from a drawer... he takes a look at the label: SPAM! Now Im an
>> expert at THAT! He things to himself and gobbles the whole can down in a
>> few gulps.. Wow..that was a heck of a tasty pig!!! I wonder if it was
>> wearing lipstick when they killed it.. nah.. it wasn't made in Redmond!
>> Ha!
>> 8:15 TIME TO GO TO WORK!!! He shuffles towards his desk, tugs his long
>> tail so it wont be in the way, and sits his fat ars down on the chair..
>> the chair shivers from agony from the smell and weight of his rear end
>> (the desk in the same room as his bed by the way) and turns on the
>> computer....the screen reads REDHAT LINUX 6.0, but after several minutes
>> his trusty 486 boots up to a vista themed GUI.
>> "Heck as long as it looks like vista, I don't care what it really is",
>> he thinks to himself and shrugs'
>> 8:30 Let me check in to my company to see if the boys are there and
>> working hard. I don't pay them to be lazy anyway! 8:32 Frank calls the
>> number.
>>
>> Guy on the line: Hello?
>>
>> Frank: Good morning.
>>
>> Guy on the line: Who is this?
>>
>> Frank: Good , you are checking who it is before you answer just like I
>> told you. You always have to keep an eye out for our competitors
>>
>> Guy on the line: Ohh.. no ... its YOU again? How many times I have told
>> you that you should not call here!
>>
>> Frank: Ok, I know its not nice for your Boss to keep checking on you,
>> but we have a company to run! How are our 17 Vista computers going? I
>> bet they are running fast and great..
>>
>> Guy on the line: Look I don't know who you are and what you want, you
>> keep calling me in the morning and telling me a bunch of CRAP, and if
>> you don't stop this ill tell the cops to watch the lines and find your
>> ars! And I would NEVER install vista you moron!
>>
>> Frank: Ohh don't be upset like that just because I have you only a 2000
>> dollar raise instead of a 3000 dollar one that you needed. Hey I ordered
>> that nice Peugeot car for the company directly from France! I bet you
>> will like that...
>>
>> Guy on the line: F@ck off bastard! (the guy slams the phone)
>>
>> Frank: Good boy, I trained him myself to talk like a champ!
>>
>> 9:00 Ok time to check my email.. err.. I mean my newsgroups... Frank
>> flexes his knuckles and cracks sound as if his bones are splintering!
>> 9:20 (yeah its this slow because frank is still on dial up).. AHhhh what
>> have we here? More posts from alias, adam, and that stupid captain
>> crunch??? HOW DARE THEY INSULT VISTA>. let me just reply to them... 9:25
>> Frank grabs a worn down book from a shelf titled: "1000 best insults and
>> how to use them". "Ahh this is my favorite book" he says to
>> himself..."this is where I get all my great inspiration from!" Boy am I
>> a genius!!!
>> 9:30 am to 11:30 pm... Frank cycles through the events from 8:32 am to
>> 9:25 am again and again and again
>>
>> 11:45pm Geee that was a busy and full day... got to get to bed soon
>> because tomorrow I have more of this very important work.
>>
>> 12:00 Frank is in bed counting and dreaming of sheep jumping on top of
>> each other.... "I bet alias would love to be here.. but now I have these
>> sheep to myself.. all mine.. come to me you white wooly creatures.. "
>
> Is Frank really worth the investment in time it took to write that?
>
> --

Maybe For Him It Is Worth It Because He Has Nothing Better To Do. Just FYI

> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>

 

[windyvoice]

Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the girl's
pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on him? He seems to
take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a bored little kid? Try
getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art or anything besides being a
bore.

 

[Frank]

windyvoice wrote:
> Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the girl's
> pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on him? He seems to
> take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a bored little kid? Try
> getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art or anything besides being a
> bore.
>
>
They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
called!
Frank

 

[windyvoice]

">>
> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
> called!
> Frank

They are kids who have nothing better to do than use the MS forums for their
games. They really should be banned. I really feel sorry for them.

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> windyvoice wrote:
>> Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the
>> girl's pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on
>> him? He seems to take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a
>> bored little kid? Try getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art or
>> anything besides being a bore.
>>
> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
> called!
> Frank

Please keep your weird sexual fantasies to yourself, Frank.

Alias

 

[kurttrail]

windyvoice wrote:

> ">>
>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>> called!
>> Frank
>
> They are kids who have nothing better to do than use the MS forums for
> their games. They really should be banned. I really feel sorry for
> them.

And you are replying to the biggest child of them all. I really feel
sorry for you that you couldn't figure that out on your own.

--
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Former Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

 

[windyvoice]

"kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in message
news:vfkRj.52386$jM2.45376@fe60.usenetserver.com...
> windyvoice wrote:
>
>> ">>
>>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>>> called!
>>> Frank
>>
>> They are kids who have nothing better to do than use the MS forums for
>> their games. They really should be banned. I really feel sorry for
>> them.
>
> And you are replying to the biggest child of them all. I really feel
> sorry for you that you couldn't figure that out on your own.
>
> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>

I have no idea who Frank is nor do I want to. What irks me is that anyone
would degrade another human on a forum meant to help others, no matter who
that person may or may not be. Can you understand that?

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Alias - Twisted

"Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
news:fv46lj$25s$2@aioe.org...
> Frank wrote:
>> windyvoice wrote:
>>> Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the
>>> girl's pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on him?
>>> He seems to take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a bored
>>> little kid? Try getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art or anything
>>> besides being a bore.
>>>
>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>> called!
>> Frank
>
> Please keep your weird sexual fantasies to yourself, Frank.
>
> Alias

Look who has his mind in the gutter, Mr. Ubuntu. Frank said nothing wrong,
it is you who has a twisted mind

 

[kurttrail]

Re: Alias - Twisted

Bill Yanaire wrote:

> "Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
> news:fv46lj$25s$2@aioe.org...
>> Frank wrote:
>>> windyvoice wrote:
>>>> Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the
>>>> girl's pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on
>>>> him? He seems to take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a
>>>> bored little kid? Try getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art or
>>>> anything besides being a bore.
>>>>
>>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>>> called!
>>> Frank
>>
>> Please keep your weird sexual fantasies to yourself, Frank.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Look who has his mind in the gutter, Mr. Ubuntu. Frank said nothing
> wrong, it is you who has a twisted mind

Sure he did, Frank just misspelled "cum."

--
Peace!
Kurt
Former Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

 

[Alias]

windyvoice wrote:
> "kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in message
> news:vfkRj.52386$jM2.45376@fe60.usenetserver.com...
>> windyvoice wrote:
>>
>>> ">>
>>>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>>>> called!
>>>> Frank
>>> They are kids who have nothing better to do than use the MS forums for
>>> their games. They really should be banned. I really feel sorry for
>>> them.
>> And you are replying to the biggest child of them all. I really feel
>> sorry for you that you couldn't figure that out on your own.
>>
>> --
>> Peace!
>> Kurt
>> Former Self-anointed Moderator
>> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
>> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>>
>
> I have no idea who Frank is

Here are some posts of Frank's to get you two acquainted:


Who cares about what you like or dislike or support...you're a nobody.
Got it? You are a nobody...no one cares about your stupid life or your
bullsh*t diatribes about anything.
Get lost you jerk.
Frank, MPWVG, Dec 19, 2007

You're one sick lying fukk!!! No one...NO ONE believes you!!!
You are an admitted liar...a linux troll...an atheist and proly a commie
bastard and a real loser of a jerk.
Get lost!
Frank, MPWVG, Dec. 19, 2007

Of course it will. But then again, you don't have Vista so you don't
really know now do you mr liar, mr atheist, mr commie bastard.
LOL!!!
Frank, MPWVG, Dec. 20, 2007

What a childishly immature POS lying as*hole you are.
Frank, MPWVG, Dec. 23, 2007

jake wrote:


....just his usual delusional bullsh*t from some unknown blogger.
Get a real life you idiot!
Frank, MPWVG, Jan 2, 2008

You're infested with Vista demons capin' crunch. Is that a result of not
taking your meds or are you just naturally that fukkin stupid?
Frank, MPWVG, Jan 2, 2008

Who the fukk do you think you are...mr liar, mr atheist, mr commie
bastard....
Go screw yourself!
Frank, MPWVG, Jan 1, 2008

flambe wrote:

....nothing but a bunch of uninformed lies and bullsh*t.
Grow up as*hole and face the fact that you're STUPID!
Frank, MPWVG, Dec 31, 2007

Wrong again you POS lying linux loser.
Get a life you moron.
Frank, MPWVG, Jan 1, 2008

You need to stop making a fool out of yourself mr liar.
You are a known troll and a pathological liar.
Get lost you stupid POS moron loser.
Frank, MPWVG, Jan 2, 2008

Ahahaha...of all the people who post to ng's...of all the lunies,
wackos, morons, idiots and just plain'o losers...you my friend are at the
very top of that heap of sh*theads...LOL!
Frank, MPWVG, Jan 5, 2008

....FUKK!!! You're so full of sh*t I can almost smell you thru the Internet!
Get a life you stupid POS moron idiot!
Frank, MPWVG, Jan 7, 2008


hehehe...never...and I mean never...admit in public that our are an
idiot...something that you've just done.
Use XP until the hell freezes over.
Frank MPWVG, Jan 10, 2008

Try sticking both of your feet into your big mouth at the same time
butt-munch!
Frank, MPWVG 1/16/08

Why? You too stupid to know how to use Vista.
Loser.
Frank, MPWVG 1/16/08

I know you're a cross-dressing unemployed RS arse kissing lying linux
troll POS, but are you also a slobbering fukkin drunk too?
Sure sounds like it you ignorant as*hole...LOL!
Frank, MPWVG 1/17/08

Well 'nostop" hahaha...(what a fukkin handle that is!), I guess you
forgot to read huh?
Hey, here's a proper sentence...go fukk yourself you stupid
cross-dressing POS lying linux troll.
Got it?
Want some more?
Just let me know I do so enjoy bit*h slapping your ignorant arse all
over the place.
Loser!
Frank Vista General, 1/26/08

You would never says the outrageous and perverted insults you said about
my mother, wife and daughter to my face for fear of having the living
sh*t beaten out of you.
Pray we never meet!
Frank, Vista General, 3/7/08

Pray...pray harder and more often than you ever have, that we never,
ever meet in person!
Frank, Vista General, 3/7/08

No but it is certainly higher than your IQ...LOL!
Hey...how is that love affair with that sheep coming along? Everybody
happy I hope...LOL!
Frank, Vista General, 3/9/08

Alias

 

[Alias]

Re: Alias - Twisted

kurttrail wrote:
> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>
>> "Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:fv46lj$25s$2@aioe.org...
>>> Frank wrote:
>>>> windyvoice wrote:
>>>>> Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the
>>>>> girl's pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on
>>>>> him? He seems to take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a
>>>>> bored little kid? Try getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art or
>>>>> anything besides being a bore.
>>>>>
>>>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>>>> called!
>>>> Frank
>>> Please keep your weird sexual fantasies to yourself, Frank.
>>>
>>> Alias
>> Look who has his mind in the gutter, Mr. Ubuntu. Frank said nothing
>> wrong, it is you who has a twisted mind
>
> Sure he did, Frank just misspelled "cum."
>

Exactly, and he did it because, erroneously, he's afraid that "cum" will
get his wonderful post censored. Now the fact that Bill Yawn didn't
understand is because he's not expected to understand.

Alias

 

[Bill Yanaire]

Re: Alias - Twisted

"Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
news:fv4nmp$di0$3@aioe.org...
> kurttrail wrote:
>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>
>>> "Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
>>> news:fv46lj$25s$2@aioe.org...
>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>> windyvoice wrote:
>>>>>> Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the
>>>>>> girl's pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on
>>>>>> him? He seems to take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a
>>>>>> bored little kid? Try getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art or
>>>>>> anything besides being a bore.
>>>>>>
>>>>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>>>>> called!
>>>>> Frank
>>>> Please keep your weird sexual fantasies to yourself, Frank.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>> Look who has his mind in the gutter, Mr. Ubuntu. Frank said nothing
>>> wrong, it is you who has a twisted mind
>>
>> Sure he did, Frank just misspelled "cum."
>>
>
> Exactly, and he did it because, erroneously, he's afraid that "cum" will
> get his wonderful post censored. Now the fact that Bill Yawn didn't
> understand is because he's not expected to understand.
>
> Alias

Wrong. I understand. You don't understand, but as soon as you saw "cum"
you just chimed in, but what do you expect from a Ubuntu Zealot!

 

[kurttrail]

Re: Alias - Twisted

Bill Yanaire wrote:

> "Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
> news:fv4nmp$di0$3@aioe.org...
>> kurttrail wrote:
>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:fv46lj$25s$2@aioe.org...
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>> windyvoice wrote:
>>>>>>> Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the
>>>>>>> girl's pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on
>>>>>>> him? He seems to take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a
>>>>>>> bored little kid? Try getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art
>>>>>>> or anything besides being a bore.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>>>>>> called!
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>> Please keep your weird sexual fantasies to yourself, Frank.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>> Look who has his mind in the gutter, Mr. Ubuntu. Frank said nothing
>>>> wrong, it is you who has a twisted mind
>>>
>>> Sure he did, Frank just misspelled "cum."
>>>
>>>
>> Exactly, and he did it because, erroneously, he's afraid that "cum"
>> will get his wonderful post censored. Now the fact that Bill Yawn
>> didn't understand is because he's not expected to understand.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Wrong. I understand. You don't understand, but as soon as you saw
> "cum" you just chimed in, but what do you expect from a Ubuntu Zealot!

I'd hardly call someone that openly acknowledges that he dual boots
Ubuntu and XP a Ubuntu Zealot.

It's like Republicans calling liberals, commies. Just BS spin.

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Kurt
Former Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
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[Bill Yanaire]

Re: Alias - Twisted

"kurttrail" <dontemailme@anywhereintheknownuniverse.org> wrote in message
newsNlRj.27195$YY2.25296@fe038.usenetserver.com...
> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>
>> "Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:fv4nmp$di0$3@aioe.org...
>>> kurttrail wrote:
>>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:fv46lj$25s$2@aioe.org...
>>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>>> windyvoice wrote:
>>>>>>>> Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the
>>>>>>>> girl's pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on
>>>>>>>> him? He seems to take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a
>>>>>>>> bored little kid? Try getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art
>>>>>>>> or anything besides being a bore.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>>>>>>> called!
>>>>>>> Frank
>>>>>> Please keep your weird sexual fantasies to yourself, Frank.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>> Look who has his mind in the gutter, Mr. Ubuntu. Frank said nothing
>>>>> wrong, it is you who has a twisted mind
>>>>
>>>> Sure he did, Frank just misspelled "cum."
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Exactly, and he did it because, erroneously, he's afraid that "cum"
>>> will get his wonderful post censored. Now the fact that Bill Yawn
>>> didn't understand is because he's not expected to understand.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>> Wrong. I understand. You don't understand, but as soon as you saw
>> "cum" you just chimed in, but what do you expect from a Ubuntu Zealot!
>
> I'd hardly call someone that openly acknowledges that he dual boots
> Ubuntu and XP a Ubuntu Zealot.
>
> It's like Republicans calling liberals, commies. Just BS spin.
>

No, he is fanatical about Ubuntu and is trying to convert everyone into his
"cult". That makes him a Zealot. He is spins BS along the way.

> --
> Peace!
> Kurt
> Former Self-anointed Moderator
> microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
> "Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"
>

 

[Alias]

Re: Alias - Twisted

Bill Yanaire wrote:
> "Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
> news:fv4nmp$di0$3@aioe.org...
>> kurttrail wrote:
>>> Bill Yanaire wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:fv46lj$25s$2@aioe.org...
>>>>> Frank wrote:
>>>>>> windyvoice wrote:
>>>>>>> Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the
>>>>>>> girl's pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on
>>>>>>> him? He seems to take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a
>>>>>>> bored little kid? Try getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art or
>>>>>>> anything besides being a bore.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>>>>>> called!
>>>>>> Frank
>>>>> Please keep your weird sexual fantasies to yourself, Frank.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>> Look who has his mind in the gutter, Mr. Ubuntu. Frank said nothing
>>>> wrong, it is you who has a twisted mind
>>> Sure he did, Frank just misspelled "cum."
>>>
>> Exactly, and he did it because, erroneously, he's afraid that "cum" will
>> get his wonderful post censored. Now the fact that Bill Yawn didn't
>> understand is because he's not expected to understand.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Wrong. I understand. You don't understand, but as soon as you saw "cum"
> you just chimed in,

Um, I was the first to say it was a sexual fantasy. Having a hard time
keeping up?

> but what do you expect from a Ubuntu Zealot!

LOL! I use XP every single day and I also use Ubuntu every single day.
What I don't use is Vista and neither do you.

Alias

 

[Frank]

Alias wrote:

> Frank wrote:
>
>> windyvoice wrote:
>>
>>> Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the
>>> girl's pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on
>>> him? He seems to take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a
>>> bored little kid? Try getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art or
>>> anything besides being a bore.
>>>
>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>> called!
>> Frank
>
>
> Please keep your weird sexual fantasies to yourself, Frank.
>
> Alias

Are you getting excited, huh?...LOL!
Pervert!
Frank

 

[kurttrail]

Frank wrote:

> Are you getting excited, huh?...LOL!
> Pervert!
> Frank

Too bad it is you, with your sheep obsession, who is the real pervert
around these parts.

--
Peace!
Kurt
Former Self-anointed Moderator
microscum.pubic.windowsexp.gonorrhea
"Produkt-Aktivierung macht frei!"

 

[Alias]

Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Frank wrote:
>>
>>> windyvoice wrote:
>>>
>>>> Little boys, when they have crushes on little girls, will pull the
>>>> girl's pigtails. You insult Frank a lot. Do you have a cursh on
>>>> him? He seems to take up a lot of your thought. Or are you just a
>>>> bored little kid? Try getting a hobby like chess or gaming or art
>>>> or anything besides being a bore.
>>>>
>>> They are my little Pavlovian doggies...they come without even being
>>> called!
>>> Frank
>>
>>
>> Please keep your weird sexual fantasies to yourself, Frank.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Are you getting excited, huh?...LOL!
> Pervert!
> Frank

Why on earth would you fantasizing about having sex with animals excite
*anyone* but a bestiality freak like you?

Alias