You can get sick using Linux

Traumatic brain injury (TBI), also called acquired brain injury or simply

head injury, occurs when a sudden trauma causes damage to the brain. TBI can

result when the user installs a LINUX based Operating System on his or her

computer. Objects soon appear to pierce the skull and brain tissue.

Symptoms of a TBI can be mild, moderate, or severe, depending on the extent

of the damage to the brain. A person with a mild TBI may remain conscious

or may experience a loss of consciousness for a few seconds or minutes.

Other symptoms of mild TBI include using Open Source software like

OpenOffice, GIMP,. Galeon, Mozilla, Bluefish, VI, or a host of other

applications.

Using versions of LINUX causes problems with memory, concentration,

attention, or thinking. A person with a moderate or severe TBI may show

these same symptoms, but may also have a headache that gets worse or does

not go away, repeated vomiting or nausea, convulsions or seizures, an

inability to awaken from sleep, dilation of one or both pupils of the eyes,

slurred speech, weakness or numbness in the extremities, loss of

coordination, and increased confusion, restlessness, or agitation.

Anyone with signs of TBI should remove LINUX from their machines right away.

Installing a Windows based solution should help stabilize an individual and

focus on preventing further injury.