Meet Frank, the most obnoxious loser in any newsgroup

New to this newsgroup? Then you don't know about the idiot Frank. This

fool spends most of his day here blustering, lying and engaging in

personal attacks. Lower than a snake crawling on it's belly Frank

fancies himself the Gatekeeper and watchdog of this newsgroup. Yes,

this idiot thinks it is his job to defend Microsoft.

Frank is a mutt. A absolutely nobody. Naturally he tries to make you

think otherwise pretending to be handsome, rich and clever. This dope

has no talent, no tact or any redeeming qualities of any kind. Frank's

game is to lie. Constantly. He lies about everything and everybody.

Being the complete fool is he, naturally Frank accuses everybody else

of lying, yet not once has he ever offered a single shred of proof of

his claims. That's Frank. Just throw out some lies, see what sticks.

Most consider Frank unbalanced, mentally ill, crazy. They're right. No

sane person would do half the stuff Frank does daily. Want to really

piss-off Frank? Just point out anything wrong with Vista. Frank will

launch into his bitter, vindictive diatribe calling you every vile

foul name under the sun.

Because Frank is nuts this mutton head thinks this is a holy place,

where you must worship Microsoft. Frank elected himself high priest.

Dare say anything negative about Windows, especially Vista, and Frank

will fly into a blind rage.

Actually it is damn funny to read Frank's slop knowing the object of

his worship, Microsoft has begun to automatically censor and remove

all of his posts off their news server as fast as this fool writes

them. Yet Frank being retarded keeps defending them anyway. Yes, it

takes a special kind of stupid to be Frank.

You would think Frank stands alone. Well almost. As crazy as it is

this pathological liar actually has a couple sidekicks that support

him. Yanaire is Frank's most loyal lap dog. You know how a dog will

lick up it's own vomit? Well Yanaire is so loyal to Frank he licks up

his vomit. Yanaire is never more that a few steps behind Frank and is

often seen sniffing Frank's butt. Some have suggested these two have a

special relationship. Don't even want to go there. Both have bad

tempers, both are idiots, liars and constantly make personal attacks.

Bringing up the rear is Spanky. Another obnoxious retard and liar.

Together they make up the Three Stooges.