The Indictment of adam not-so-bright...the full, unabridged version!

By PowerUser:

"Licentious. Obnoxious. Anti-democratic. In case you can't tell, I'm

making a direct reference to Mr. Adam Albright. Before I launch into my

main topic, I want to make a few matters crystal-clear: (1) Failure to

recognize this salient point will result in Adam's getting free reign to

enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth, and (2) as a result of

that, my observations are perhaps unique. Now that you know where I

stand on those issues, I can safely say that wily cutthroats like Adam

are not born -- they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may

be, Adam acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is

astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. He truly believes that he

defends the real needs of the working class. It is just such

counter-productive megalomania, muddleheaded egoism, and intellectual

aberrancy that stirs Adam to carve out space in the mainstream for

ungrateful politics.

I want to draw two important conclusions from this. The first is that

Adam and his gofers are wolves in sheep's clothing who will create

profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue

eventually, and the second is that the justification he gave for seeking

to judge people by the color of their skin while ignoring the content of

their character was one of the most addlepated justifications I've ever

heard. It was so addlepated, in fact, that I will not repeat it here.

Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite

clearly: Adam keeps telling everyone within earshot that honesty and

responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless. I'm

guessing that Adam read that on some Web site of dubious validity. More

reliable sources generally indicate that he isn't as smart as he thinks

he is. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to

Adam. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll

find that if he had even a shred of intellectual integrity, he'd admit

that he has no evidence or examples to back up his point. Still, I

recommend you check out some of his commentaries and draw your own

conclusions on the matter. Adam teaches workshops on clericalism.

Students who have been through the program compare it to a Communist

re-education camp. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to

repeat it. Of course, if Adam had learned anything from history, he'd

know that I challenge him to point out any text in this letter that

proposes that we ought to worship feckless mountebanks as folk heroes.

It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing.

We no longer have the luxury of indulging in universalist, altruistic

principles that, no matter how noble they may appear, have enabled the

most self-satisfied spouters I've ever seen to compose paeans to

irrationalism. Didn't Adam tell his comrades that he wants to make

people suspicious of those who speak the truth? Did he first give any

thought to what would happen if he did? Of course, that question is

ridiculous -- as ridiculous as his gormless platitudes. None but the

grotesque can deny that he says that the sun rises just for him. What he

means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to threaten the

existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. I understand

that I become truly impatient with people who refuse to recognize the

key role that he is playing in the destruction of our civilization, but

from the fog and mist of his disquisitions rises the leering grimace of

nihilism. An equal but opposite observation is that I and Adam part

company when it comes to the issue of quislingism. He feels that

those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness,

should be shunned, should starve, while I suspect that he needs to stop

living in a fool's paradise. But there's the rub his idea of mutinous

autism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of

hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of

an irascible blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a doctrinaire and pagan

religion that incites its worshipers to an infernal frenzy and then

prompts them to precipitate riots.

Adam does not merely undermine the current world order. He does so

consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically. His undertakings

were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing

for the "innocents". Rather, someone has been giving Adam's brain a very

thorough washing, and now Adam is trying to do the same to us. Several

things he has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement

of his that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something

to the effect of how he is a refined gentleman with the soundest

education and morals you can imagine. Forgive me for boring you with all

the gory details, but Adam's hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least

discerning among us can see right through it.

It's easy to tell if Adam's lying. If his lips are moving, he's lying.

Although Adam demonstrates a great deal of ignorance and presumption

when he says that he commands an army of robots that live in the hollow

center of the earth and produce earthquakes whenever they feel like

shaking things up a bit on the surface, the fact remains that in order

to convince us that he has the authority to issue licenses for

practicing heathenism, Adam often turns to the old propagandist trick of

comparing results brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. Now that

you've read the bulk of this letter, it should not come as a complete

surprise that there can be no argument that when I first realized that

Mr. Adam Albright is a proponent of "paternalism" -- a term Adam uses

catachrestically in place of "Pyrrhonism" -- a cold shudder ran down my

back. However, this fact bears repeating again and again, until the

words crack through the hardened exteriors of those who would violate

the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. I am referring, of

course, to the likes of Adam Albright."

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lying pig?

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Enjoy!

I know I did!...LOL!

Frank