I installed Ubuntu, then Windows Vista

[Guest Spanky deMonkey]

I installed a beer dispenser on top of my Ubuntu box so whenever I thought

it would be cool to use Ubuntu, I would drink. Then it didn't matter what I

did on the Ubuntu box, cause nothing works with Ubuntu anyway. Just FYI.

For real work, I got sober then I booted my Windows Vista box. Works like a

charm

every time. Just FYI. OTOH, if I were a former USPS employee, Just FYI, I

wouldn't be able to do anything. Just FYI.