plodr Posted March 7, 2018 Posted March 7, 2018 While Cindy's away, I'll try and post something funny. In case, you are jonesin' for the "good old days", keep this in mind. 5 Quote
plodr Posted March 8, 2018 Posted March 8, 2018 hmmm, perhaps I need a medical alert bracelet. 4 Quote
plodr Posted March 25, 2018 Posted March 25, 2018 I have 2 jokes for today. Smart Woman goes boating One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?” “Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”) “You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her. “I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.” “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.” “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman. “But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden. “That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.” “Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think. 4 Quote
plodr Posted March 27, 2018 Posted March 27, 2018 hmm, my joke from yesterday is gone. I don't remember what I posted. 2 Quote
plodr Posted March 28, 2018 Posted March 28, 2018 Married men will agree. It is easier to say, "Yes dear" than to argue. :funny: 3 Quote
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