While Cindy's away, I'll try and post something funny.

In case, you are jonesin' for the "good old days", keep this in mind.

hmmm, perhaps I need a medical alert bracelet.

Sadly, this is probably close to the truth.

 

hmm, I wonder how well that works?

Wisdom for a Monday morning!

Now that's funny.

I have 2 jokes for today.

 

Smart Woman goes boating

 

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors,and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start

at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

 

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

 

hmm, my joke from yesterday is gone. I don't remember what I posted.

Married men will agree. It is easier to say, "Yes dear" than to argue. :funny: