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Two businessmen in the centre of Rundle Mall Were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop. As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some old pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we’re selling."

 

 

"You know these senior citizens are such nosy parkers"

 

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

 

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes."

 

Without skipping a beat, the old dear said, “Must be doing well then... only two left."

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