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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to

say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time

to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

 

 

The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful blonde

woman carrying a child. She started walking toward the pastor slowly.

Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom.

The groom's mother fainted. The groomsmen started giving each other

looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.

 

The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward?

What do you have to say?"

 

 

The blonde replied, "We can't hear anything at the back."

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

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~I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.~

~~Robert McCloskey~~

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