Joke Of The Day

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I really liked that joke.:funny:

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Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

 

After a long period of silence she finally spoke, “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your tools along with your ham radio gear and that stupid vintage Harley.”

 

Tom got a horrified look on his face and began choking.

 

She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

 

He replied, “There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

 

“Ex-wife!” she screamed, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”

 

Tom replied: “I wasn’t.”

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Cindy's post reminded me of an old cartoon I keep in the kitchen. I think I cut it out of the Parade Magazine when they used to run cartoons.

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MY NAME IS SUSAN AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

 

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

 

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON WAY BACK THEN?

 

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

 

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

 

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED PARIS HIGH SCHOOL .

 

"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A WILDCAT," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

 

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

 

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1972. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

 

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

 

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

 

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALDING, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY HAIRED, DECREPIT, MISERABLE, SON OF A BITCH ASKED ME...

 

"WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH ??????"

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