A question for Bill Yanaire

[Guest Ibrahim Al-Qassam \(Abdelaziz\)]

This dumb **** is such fun to pick apart. The **** keeps falling out of his

 

mouth as fast as this idiot can move his lips.

 

The TRUTH is Bill is on cracl/cocaine most of the day.

 

 

 

You people are talking a language that Yanaire RyanAire does not understand.

 

It contains LOGIC and FACTS!

 

 

 

The Moron has studied SQL Server as a beginner in 2007, and attempted

 

VisualBasic, making some living off these Microsoft products and hence

 

promoting Windows.

 

His brain is too primitive to learn a real language like C or C++.

 

Or be a man enough to code in Assembler, machine codes, octals or just

 

binary.

 

 

 

Are you aware of what OS most supercomputing clusters run, right?

 

Home users don't need it. EVERYBODY needs a massively parallel

 

supercomputer in their living room. If more people understood that we'd have

 

found those damn SETI Aliens by now.

 

Maybe that is what you need. I need a blonde about 24 years of age, with big

 

boobs who can suck a basketball through a garden hose. Everything else

 

really doesn't matter.

 

I am afraid of the Jews, though.

 

Today I needed to prototype something for a customer so I built a trivial

 

web cluster out of three linux boxes and threw Oracle on a fourth. It may

 

sound simple to you but it took me a couple of hours and I've done it

 

before. I could have used just one box but Xen gives me headaches.

 

 

 

And just like the Moonie spaghetti it was free, which allows me to stay

 

competitive by reducing my overhead from thousands of dollars for software

 

licensing to ummm 0.

 

 

 

I LOVE SHEEP. But most of all I love to impersonate:

 

Kevin Panzke, Bill Gates, Stan Starinski, Barak Obama, Mother Theresa, Ryan

 

Airlines, Jeffrey Squares, Rhonda Rounds, Douglass McDonald, Albert

 

Einstein, Iced Earth, Humberto Tozzi,

 

Margaret Thatcher

 

Thomas Edison

 

Mother Teresa

 

Helen Keller

 

Madonna

 

Jacqueline Kennedy Onasis

 

Tom Brokaw

 

James Taylor

 

Mr. Rogers

 

Isaac Newton

 

Lewis Carrol

 

Andy Rooney

 

General Norman Schwarzkopf

 

Norman Rockwell

 

Pablo Piccaso

 

Paul McCartney

 

Plato

 

Edgar Allen Poe

 

Elvis

 

Mae West

 

Ernest Hemingway

 

Vincent Van Gogh

 

W.C.Fields

 

Robin Williams

 

Walt Disney

 

Walter Cronkite

 

Shakespeare

 

Frank Lloyd Wright

 

Julia Roberts

 

John F. Kennedy, Jr.

 

Terry Bradshaw

 

Gloria Steinem

 

Charles Dickens

 

Thomas Edison

 

Whoopi Goldberg

 

Sigourney Weaver

 

Bill Clinton

 

Dave Letterman

 

Newt Gingrich

 

Jim Carrey

 

Mary Tyler Moore

 

Danny Glover

 

Carol Burnett

 

Paul Harvey

 

Alicia Silverstone

 

Neil Diamond

 

Julia Child

 

George Carlin

 

Valerie Harper

 

John Candy

 

Weird Al Yankovick

 

Marilyn Vos Savant

 

Tom Hanks

 

C. G. Jung

 

William James

 

Henri Mancini

 

Bob Newhart

 

Meryl Streep

 

Benny Goodman

 

Harrison Ford

 

Steve Martin

 

Ronald Regan

 

Dan Aykroyd

 

Susan B. Anthony

 

Arthur Ashe

 

Augustus Caesar

 

Jane Austen

 

William F. Buckley, Jr.

 

Chevy Chase

 

Phil Donahue

 

Peter Jennings

 

Charles Everett Koop

 

C. S. Lewis

 

Roy Rogers

 

Chuck Yeager

 

Jack Nicholson

 

Charlie Brown

 

Oprah Winfrey

 

Paul Newman

 

Pel?

 

Fred Astaire

 

Eddie Murphy

 

Jimmy Conners

 

Michael J. Fox

 

Ross Perot

 

Sean Connery

 

Elizabeth Dole

 

Dick Van Dyke

 

Andy Griffith

 

Peyton Manning

 

Nathaniel Hawthorne

 

Shirley MacLaine

 

Michael Landon

 

John Katz

 

Billy Crystal

 

Carrie Fisher

 

Darth Vader

 

Bill Cosby

 

Bill Gates

 

Bob Dylan

 

Carl Sagan

 

Charles Yeager

 

Colin L. Powell

 

Diana, Princess of Wales

 

Henry A. Kissinger

 

Elvis Presley

 

Madonna

 

Mahatma Gandhi

 

Michael J. Jordan

 

Michele Pfeiffer

 

Doris Day

 

Liberace

 

Elizabeth Taylor

 

Yogi Berra

 

Dan Rather

 

Ervin "Magic" Johnson

 

Michael Jackson

 

John Travolta

 

Tom Cruise

 

Spider Man

 

James Dean

 

Clint Eastwood

 

Ray Charles

 

Jesse Jackson

 

Thomas Jefferson

 

Hank Aaron

 

Mohammad Ali

 

Aristotle

 

Neil Armstrong

 

Lucille Ball

 

Hank Aaron

 

Beethoven

 

Alexander Graham Bell

 

Napoleon

 

George Washington

 

Cleopatra

 

Columbus

 

Dr. Seuss

 

Albert Einstein

 

Eisenhower

 

F Lee Bailey

 

Ben Franklin

 

Sigmund Freud

 

Gandhi

 

Alfred Hitchcock

 

Bob Hope

 

Harry Houdini

 

Martin Luther King

 

John Lennon

 

Leonardo Da Vinci

 

Lewis And Clark

 

Abraham Lincoln

 

Louis Pasteur

 

Marilyn Monroe

 

Mark Twain

 

Willey Mays

 

Michelangelo

 

Miles Davis

 

Mozart