Quick Note: GLOBAL EMPIRE IS CLOSING HIRING SEASON

[Guest Stan Starinski]

Regrading my Global Empire:

 

 

 

We've hired enough horsemen and staffers for March2010. Will re-start

 

hiring in April2010.

 

 

 

The 2 openings we still have are:

 

a) My Horse Gloriosus is currently serving as Senator. He needs a groomer,

 

entry-level is OK. Must own tools and have high tolerance of animal's

 

gastric disturbances, which entails prolonged exposure to methane vapors.

 

 

 

b) Need a door holder for Gloriosus. He is unable to use legs for that, and

 

recentlky he got a case of "Charlie Horse".

 

When he walks into Congress, he does not want to be faced with door issues.

 

He wants to gallop into center stage and engage delegatres in a meaningful

 

roar.