All about Alias

[Guest Heywood Jablowme]

Most know newsgroups such as these attract trolls. Alias is obviously a

 

troll, to be more precise the troll in residence in this newsgroup, but

 

Alias is much more than your garden variety troll.

 

 

 

Alias is a buffoon. That simply means Alias is a clown, obviously

 

some poorly educated loser, what many would simply call

 

stupid. To prove that point, Alias will post about Ubuntu and his

 

screwed up home life. He is classic welfare cheat to the very core

 

of his mentally unstable self.

 

 

 

What's an Alias? Really we're getting into degrees of stupid.

 

Alias excels at showing how stupid he can be. Alias loves to be the

 

retard who tells others to use Ubuntu while Alias violates the groups

 

rules. Alias will also create a countdown to the next vile version of

 

Ubuntu.

 

 

 

For good measure Alias will usually call you ill informed if you write

 

anything negative about his beloved Ubuntu.

 

This proves beyond a doubt that Alias is not playing with

 

a full deck.

 

 

 

Alias craves attention and acceptance, so he tries hard to impress

 

people. He loves to install Ubuntu then tell everyone that Ubuntu is great

 

when in reality, Alias can't use any of the programs that Ubuntu has to

 

offer. Alias will then cry and bitch about how Windows doesn't work.

 

Then Alias will install Ubuntu Alpha products and this retard will think

 

that everyone should install Ubuntu Alpha products.

 

 

 

Every place on the planet has Windows but this socially retarded maggot has

 

to post about Ubuntu constantly. He then eggs on other users and when they

 

call

 

him an idiot or retard, he will then bitch and complain. He can

 

dish it out but can't take it. Very selfish and childish.

 

 

 

Alias is quite the little crybaby. He's among the first to curse, yell

 

and bitch and he's always shaking his finger at others if they put known

 

troublemakers in their place, however Alias has given himself absolute

 

authority and dominion over everyone posting to this newsgroup. Alias

 

has actually said he can yell, curse and scream all he wants, because he has

 

a right to. Maybe Alias hears voices in his head. When pressed Alias

 

shits his pants.

 

 

 

Alias obviously is way short of a full deck. The mental picture most get

 

of Alias is some old fool beet red in the face, pounding his fist on his

 

desk as he curses somebody out.

 

Alias not being very creative always uses the same insults even though

 

he's never met any of us personally. So if Alias attacks you, you are

 

automatically an idiot and he will tell on you.

 

 

 

So what you should take away from this little post is Alias is mentally

 

unstable, a know deranged scum sucker, a proven Sheep Fucker and just the

 

biggest

 

Putz on Usenet you'll probably ever come across.