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"The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"

wrote in message news:h8hgrk$c93$3@aioe.org...

> Mr.Pancks wrote:

>> Alias wrote:

>>

>>> Mr.Pancks wrote:

>>>> Alias wrote:

>>>>

>>>>>> SNIP

>>>>> McDonald's sell a lot of hamburgers but numbers do not mean quality.

>>>> They taste pretty good.

>>> That's a matter of taste.

>>>

>>>> They're made of meat.

>>> Barf.

>>>

>>>> What's the problem?

>>> If you have to ask, you'll never know.

>>>

>>

>> Every animal I've ever seen fits between two slices of bread.

>

> Pet cats and dogs, hamsters, ferrets, goldfish etc. Yikes!

>

 

Pet cats?

You mean display your arm as a scratching post.

 

Pet dogs?

a moron that poops exactly where you don't want it to.

 

Hampsters eat themselves faster than I can.

 

Ferrets just stink.

 

Goldfish are best eaten live due to a drunken bet.

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Mr.Pancks wrote:

>

> "The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"

> wrote in message news:h8hgrk$c93$3@aioe.org...

>> Mr.Pancks wrote:

>>> Alias wrote:

>>>

>>>> Mr.Pancks wrote:

>>>>> Alias wrote:

>>>>>

>>>>>>> SNIP

>>>>>> McDonald's sell a lot of hamburgers but numbers do not mean quality.

>>>>> They taste pretty good.

>>>> That's a matter of taste.

>>>>

>>>>> They're made of meat.

>>>> Barf.

>>>>

>>>>> What's the problem?

>>>> If you have to ask, you'll never know.

>>>>

>>>

>>> Every animal I've ever seen fits between two slices of bread.

>>

>> Pet cats and dogs, hamsters, ferrets, goldfish etc. Yikes!

>>

>

> Pet cats?

> You mean display your arm as a scratching post.

>

> Pet dogs?

> a moron that poops exactly where you don't want it to.

>

> Hampsters eat themselves faster than I can.

>

> Ferrets just stink.

>

> Goldfish are best eaten live due to a drunken bet.

 

Which means none of them belong in between two slices of bread! style_emoticons//wink.gif

 

--

DRM and unintended consequences:

http://blogs.techrepublic.com.com/security...435&tag=nl.e101

"The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"

wrote in message news:h8hqen$lgo$1@aioe.org...

> Mr.Pancks wrote:

>>

>> "The poster formerly known as 'The Poster Formerly Known as Nina DiBoy'"

>> wrote in message news:h8hgrk$c93$3@aioe.org...

>>> Mr.Pancks wrote:

>>>> Alias wrote:

>>>>

>>>>> Mr.Pancks wrote:

>>>>>> Alias wrote:

>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> SNIP

>>>>>>> McDonald's sell a lot of hamburgers but numbers do not mean quality.

>>>>>> They taste pretty good.

>>>>> That's a matter of taste.

>>>>>

>>>>>> They're made of meat.

>>>>> Barf.

>>>>>

>>>>>> What's the problem?

>>>>> If you have to ask, you'll never know.

>>>>>

>>>>

>>>> Every animal I've ever seen fits between two slices of bread.

>>>

>>> Pet cats and dogs, hamsters, ferrets, goldfish etc. Yikes!

>>>

>>

>> Pet cats?

>> You mean display your arm as a scratching post.

>>

>> Pet dogs?

>> a moron that poops exactly where you don't want it to.

>>

>> Hampsters eat themselves faster than I can.

>>

>> Ferrets just stink.

>>

>> Goldfish are best eaten live due to a drunken bet.

>

> Which means none of them belong in between two slices of bread! style_emoticons//wink.gif

>

 

I stand corrected.

Most animals are tofu. D

Gordon's Psychiatrist wrote:

> Alias wrote:

>> Gordon's Psychiatrist wrote:

>>> Alias wrote:

>>>> Gordon's Psychiatrist wrote:

>>>>> Saucy wrote:

>>>>>> Well, Alias, I'm sorry too. Alias could be male or female and I

>>>>>> assumed you were male. Shows one can't make assumptions. Shall I

>>>>>> continue with this?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Saucy

>>>>>>

>>>>>> style_emoticons//ohmy.gif)

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>> Alias is a male. He has spoken about his poor uneducated wife who

>>>>> can't do any better.

>>>>

>>>> Liar. My wife isn't poor or uneducated.

>>>>

>>>> Alias

>>>

>>> You wife must uneducated if she thinks you are a "catch"

>>

>> Your ignorance and stupidity is raising its ugly head again, nymshifter.

>>

>> Alias

>

> Wrong. If you wife believes you are a catch, then she has a problem.

> Oops.

>

 

Our relationship isn't based on anyone catching the other. It's based on

mutual respect and love and we're still in love after 24 years of marriage.

 

Alias

Saucy wrote:

> Since Control Panel on Windows is too much for most users, switching to

> root and configuring firewalls with Firestarter would be way beyond,

> wouldn't it? Yeah, it would be, especially when they probably don't

> remember their root password .. oh wait .. they probably are already

> running as root - no problem then! LOL

 

Oops, your lack of knowledge regarding Ubuntu is raising its twisted

head again. Firestarter is configured to be enabled by default in

Ubuntu. No need for configuring.

>

> Where does one find the Firestarter executable anyway, at

> /user/bin/binary/bin/%username%/devconfig/config/firestar.bin ?? LOL

>

> Saucy

 

One finds Firestarter by clicking on Applications/Internet/Firestarter

and up pops the GUI.

 

It's extremely obvious that you haven't used or even seen Ubuntu being

used. Yet, that won't stop you from blathering lies and FUD, now will it?

 

Alias

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:h8b3ra$fk2$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>> Saucy wrote:

>>> It's just plain easy:

>>>

>>> Control Panel > Windows Firewall.

>>>

>>> Take the least little bit of interest in computing and it's a no

>>> brainer. 'See, unlike on these innumberable and strange Linux distros

>>> out there, blocking a port on Windows is easy. It might be hard to do

>>> on Ubuntu, but it is no further away than the Control Panel on Windows.

>>>

>>> Saucy

>>

>> Most computer users don't know they have a firewall and even less know

>> that they should be blocking a port. Most users are interested in

>> *using* their computer, not configuring it or learning "no brainer"

>> [sic] computing. Nice try but no cigar.

>>

>> With Ubuntu, it isn't necessary but we have Firestarter if one wants

>> to change the configuration of a port and it's just as easy as

>> Windows. The difference is with Ubuntu, no need, with Windows, lots

>> and lots of need.

>>

>> Alias

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>> news:h86q2s$5l0$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>> Saucy wrote:

>>>>> Just block port 445 until the patch comes out - real easy to do

>>>>> with Windows 7's built-in firewall.

>>>>>

>>>>> Saucy

>>>>

>>>> Easy if you know to do it. Most Windows users don't have a clue as

>>>> to how to access their firewall, much less configure it. Hence, my

>>>> post and link.

>>>>

>>>> With Ubuntu and a NAT firewall enabled router, no port is open to

>>>> the public.

>>>>

>>>> Alias

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>>>> news:h860mf$hvt$1@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Alias

>>>>>

G.R. Barker wrote:

>

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:h8emcm$mi1$5@news.eternal-september.org...

>

>

>> You just managed post sentences with more than one lie in each one.

>>

>> Alias

>

> You just managed post sentences with more than one lie in each

> one.??????????????

>

>

 

It should have been "You just managed to post sentences with more than

one lie in each one." If typos are all you got, you ain't got much, sport.

 

Alias

G.R. Barker wrote:

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:h8em8r$mi1$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>> G.R. Barker wrote:

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> "Gordon" wrote in message

>>> news:uL4F6wvMKHA.4124@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...

>>>>

>>>> "G.R. Barker" wrote in message

>>>> news:OYyGNuvMKHA.4028@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Saucy" wrote in message

>>>>> news:#nL#6IuMKHA.1312@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

>>>>>> Great your lonely install has been up so long. Have you play

>>>>>> Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 on it? It's fun.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Let me elaborate: to be honest with you, I have installed several

>>>>>> copies of Linux and attempt to get FreeBSD running as well - all

>>>>>> out of curiosity - and each time disappointed with the

>>>>>> unworkability. FreeBSD just did its version of the BSOD. "Out

>>>>>> there" though, I've not seen nary on the desktop / laptop save the

>>>>>> two I mentioned.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> The guy who had it on the laptop came over to me and asked me if I

>>>>>> could help him. When he plugged in his USB mouse, nothing

>>>>>> happened. I just said sorry, 'could be anything. I felt like

>>>>>> saying: Why don't you get an OS that works?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Saucy

>>>>>

>>>>> One prime example why Linux is funny. It's just a plaything.

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>

>>>> Again I ask you - please elaborate as to why Linux (now it's Linux

>>>> not just Ubuntu) is "funny"?

>>>

>>> I have answered that question three times, are you illiterate? Can

>>> you not read?

>>>

>>>> Do you use Google? Google runs on err let me see....LINUX!

>>>

>>> BIG DEAL! That doesn't distract from the fact that UBUNTU sales do

>>> not compare to WINDOWS or VISTA sales, nor will it to WINDOWS 7 sales

>>> when it comes out in October. What does that tell you?

>>

>> It tells me you are clueless because Ubuntu isn't for sale.

>>

>>>

>>> Now let me put you on the spot and ask a question. Do you think or

>>> Ubuntu will ever seriously compete with Windows 7

>>> When it comes out? It's a yes or no answer. A no brainer if you ask

>>> me.

>>

>> Yes, it will but not as quickly in the USA as Europe.

>>

>>

>

> I live in Europe and I believe you will be definitely wrong. If

> anywhere, it may make a small impression in the States, but nothing

> significant.

 

The UK isn't really a part of Europe. Another name for the UK is the USS

Aircraft Carrier Number One. Here on the *Continent*, many people are

switching to Linux and all the computer chains will install it for you

or sell you a desk or lap top with it preinstalled. It was featured on

local radio, TV and print. Andalusia and Extremadura are using Linux and

have compiled and designed it to their needs. They saved millions of

euros doing this.

 

Alias

"Alias" wrote in message

news:h8ik5d$u7k$2@news.eternal-september.org...

> G.R. Barker wrote:

>>

>>

>>

>> "Alias" wrote in message

>> news:h8emcm$mi1$5@news.eternal-september.org...

>>

>>

>>> You just managed post sentences with more than one lie in each one.

>>>

>>> Alias

>>

>> You just managed post sentences with more than one lie in each

>> one.??????????????

>>

>>

>

> It should have been "You just managed to post sentences with more than one

> lie in each one." If typos are all you got, you ain't got much, sport.

>

> Alias

 

I've got Windows 7 when it comes out.... sport!

"Alias" wrote in message

news:h8em8r$mi1$3@news.eternal-september.org...

> G.R. Barker wrote:

>>

>>

>>

>> "Gordon" wrote in message

>> news:uL4F6wvMKHA.4124@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...

>>>

>>> "G.R. Barker" wrote in message

>>> news:OYyGNuvMKHA.4028@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Saucy" wrote in message

>>>> news:#nL#6IuMKHA.1312@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

>>>>> Great your lonely install has been up so long. Have you play Command &

>>>>> Conquer Red Alert 3 on it? It's fun.

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Let me elaborate: to be honest with you, I have installed several

>>>>> copies of Linux and attempt to get FreeBSD running as well - all out

>>>>> of curiosity - and each time disappointed with the unworkability.

>>>>> FreeBSD just did its version of the BSOD. "Out there" though, I've not

>>>>> seen nary on the desktop / laptop save the two I mentioned.

>>>>>

>>>>> The guy who had it on the laptop came over to me and asked me if I

>>>>> could help him. When he plugged in his USB mouse, nothing happened. I

>>>>> just said sorry, 'could be anything. I felt like saying: Why don't you

>>>>> get an OS that works?

>>>>>

>>>>> Saucy

>>>>

>>>> One prime example why Linux is funny. It's just a plaything.

>>>>

>>>>

>>>

>>> Again I ask you - please elaborate as to why Linux (now it's Linux not

>>> just Ubuntu) is "funny"?

>>

>> I have answered that question three times, are you illiterate? Can you

>> not read?

>>

>>> Do you use Google? Google runs on err let me see....LINUX!

>>

>> BIG DEAL! That doesn't distract from the fact that UBUNTU sales do not

>> compare to WINDOWS or VISTA sales, nor will it to WINDOWS 7 sales when it

>> comes out in October. What does that tell you?

>

> It tells me you are clueless because Ubuntu isn't for sale.

 

That's because they can't give it away!

>> Now let me put you on the spot and ask a question. Do you think or

>> Ubuntu will ever seriously compete with Windows 7

>> When it comes out? It's a yes or no answer. A no brainer if you ask me.

>

> Yes, it will but not as quickly in the USA as Europe.

>

> Alias

>>

>>

>>

>>

>>

Brenda wrote:

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:h8ik5d$u7k$2@news.eternal-september.org...

>> G.R. Barker wrote:

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> "Alias" wrote in message

>>> news:h8emcm$mi1$5@news.eternal-september.org...

>>>

>>>

>>>> You just managed post sentences with more than one lie in each one.

>>>>

>>>> Alias

>>>

>>> You just managed post sentences with more than one lie in each

>>> one.??????????????

>>>

>>>

>>

>> It should have been "You just managed to post sentences with more than

>> one lie in each one." If typos are all you got, you ain't got much,

>> sport.

>>

>> Alias

>

> I've got Windows 7 when it comes out.... sport!

 

I already have it, honey. It's great for gaming but little else.

 

Alias

Brenda wrote:

>

>

> "Alias" wrote in message

> news:h8em8r$mi1$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>> G.R. Barker wrote:

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>> "Gordon" wrote in message

>>> news:uL4F6wvMKHA.4124@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...

>>>>

>>>> "G.R. Barker" wrote in message

>>>> news:OYyGNuvMKHA.4028@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> "Saucy" wrote in message

>>>>> news:#nL#6IuMKHA.1312@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

>>>>>> Great your lonely install has been up so long. Have you play

>>>>>> Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 on it? It's fun.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Let me elaborate: to be honest with you, I have installed several

>>>>>> copies of Linux and attempt to get FreeBSD running as well - all

>>>>>> out of curiosity - and each time disappointed with the

>>>>>> unworkability. FreeBSD just did its version of the BSOD. "Out

>>>>>> there" though, I've not seen nary on the desktop / laptop save the

>>>>>> two I mentioned.

>>>>>>

>>>>>> The guy who had it on the laptop came over to me and asked me if I

>>>>>> could help him. When he plugged in his USB mouse, nothing

>>>>>> happened. I just said sorry, 'could be anything. I felt like

>>>>>> saying: Why don't you get an OS that works?

>>>>>>

>>>>>> Saucy

>>>>>

>>>>> One prime example why Linux is funny. It's just a plaything.

>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>

>>>> Again I ask you - please elaborate as to why Linux (now it's Linux

>>>> not just Ubuntu) is "funny"?

>>>

>>> I have answered that question three times, are you illiterate? Can

>>> you not read?

>>>

>>>> Do you use Google? Google runs on err let me see....LINUX!

>>>

>>> BIG DEAL! That doesn't distract from the fact that UBUNTU sales do

>>> not compare to WINDOWS or VISTA sales, nor will it to WINDOWS 7 sales

>>> when it comes out in October. What does that tell you?

>>

>> It tells me you are clueless because Ubuntu isn't for sale.

>

> That's because they can't give it away!

 

Ten million users and growing isn't exactly "because they can't give it

away". Have you always been this ill informed?

 

Alias

>

>>> Now let me put you on the spot and ask a question. Do you think or

>>> Ubuntu will ever seriously compete with Windows 7

>>> When it comes out? It's a yes or no answer. A no brainer if you ask

>>> me.

>>

>> Yes, it will but not as quickly in the USA as Europe.

>>

>> Alias

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

>>>

"Alias" wrote in message

news:h8ikib$1n7$1@news.eternal-september.org...

> G.R. Barker wrote:

>>

>>

>> "Alias" wrote in message

>> news:h8em8r$mi1$3@news.eternal-september.org...

>>> G.R. Barker wrote:

>>>>

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> "Gordon" wrote in message

>>>> news:uL4F6wvMKHA.4124@TK2MSFTNGP04.phx.gbl...

>>>>>

>>>>> "G.R. Barker" wrote in message

>>>>> news:OYyGNuvMKHA.4028@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>> "Saucy" wrote in message

>>>>>> news:#nL#6IuMKHA.1312@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...

>>>>>>> Great your lonely install has been up so long. Have you play Command

>>>>>>> & Conquer Red Alert 3 on it? It's fun.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Let me elaborate: to be honest with you, I have installed several

>>>>>>> copies of Linux and attempt to get FreeBSD running as well - all out

>>>>>>> of curiosity - and each time disappointed with the unworkability.

>>>>>>> FreeBSD just did its version of the BSOD. "Out there" though, I've

>>>>>>> not seen nary on the desktop / laptop save the two I mentioned.

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> The guy who had it on the laptop came over to me and asked me if I

>>>>>>> could help him. When he plugged in his USB mouse, nothing happened.

>>>>>>> I just said sorry, 'could be anything. I felt like saying: Why don't

>>>>>>> you get an OS that works?

>>>>>>>

>>>>>>> Saucy

>>>>>>

>>>>>> One prime example why Linux is funny. It's just a plaything.

>>>>>>

>>>>>>

>>>>>

>>>>> Again I ask you - please elaborate as to why Linux (now it's Linux not

>>>>> just Ubuntu) is "funny"?

>>>>

>>>> I have answered that question three times, are you illiterate? Can you

>>>> not read?

>>>>

>>>>> Do you use Google? Google runs on err let me see....LINUX!

>>>>

>>>> BIG DEAL! That doesn't distract from the fact that UBUNTU sales do not

>>>> compare to WINDOWS or VISTA sales, nor will it to WINDOWS 7 sales when

>>>> it comes out in October. What does that tell you?

>>>

>>> It tells me you are clueless because Ubuntu isn't for sale.

>>>

>>>>

>>>> Now let me put you on the spot and ask a question. Do you think or

>>>> Ubuntu will ever seriously compete with Windows 7

>>>> When it comes out? It's a yes or no answer. A no brainer if you ask

>>>> me.

>>>

>>> Yes, it will but not as quickly in the USA as Europe.

>>>

>>>

>>

>> I live in Europe and I believe you will be definitely wrong. If

>> anywhere, it may make a small impression in the States, but nothing

>> significant.

> The UK isn't really a part of Europe.

 

Err... Last time I looked, it was part of Europe.

> Here on the *Continent*, many people are switching and all the computer

> chains will install it for you or sell you a desk or lap top with it

> preinstalled. It was featured on local radio, TV and print. Andalusia and

> Extremadura are using Linux and have compiled and designed it to their

> needs. They saved millions of euros doing this.

 

Microsoft may be selling Windows 7 to the continent without IE8 installed

and it will STILL outsell any other OS. It is so dominant in Europe, it can

afford to do that and it will STILL be the most dominant force in Europe.

 

http://arstechnica.com/microsoft/news/2009...et-explorer.ars

 

Where you live in Spain, they haven't even got clean water there. You have

to buy it in bottles A backward country indeed.

"Alias" wrote in message

news:h8lggr$sjp$3@news.eternal-september.org...

> Brenda wrote:

>>

>>>> BIG DEAL! That doesn't distract from the fact that UBUNTU sales do not

>>>> compare to WINDOWS or VISTA sales, nor will it to WINDOWS 7 sales when

>>>> it comes out in October. What does that tell you?

>>>

>>> It tells me you are clueless because Ubuntu isn't for sale.

>>

>> That's because they can't give it away!

>

> Ten million users and growing isn't exactly "because they can't give it

> away". Have you always been this ill informed?

>

> Alias

 

 

LOL, no she is not but it is very obvious you sure the heck are and have

been for some time!

 

 

--

Don

On Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:30:28 +0100, "Brenda"

wrote:

>

>Microsoft may be selling Windows 7 to the continent without IE8 installed

>and it will STILL outsell any other OS. It is so dominant in Europe, it can

>afford to do that and it will STILL be the most dominant force in Europe.

 

The inclusion of IE8 (or exclusion) will have no bearing on Win 7

sales either way.

 

If the Bush Administration hadn't stopped prosecuting any and all

anti-trust cases the day they took office, it might be for sale the

same way over here.

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