It doesn't matter how many days, Ubuntu is still crap

Alias is getting one big hard-on because a new version of Ubuntu is coming

out. Still the same old crap. Ubuntu won't run any of the popular

programs. Ubuntu is still Free. Ubuntu still sucks.

Nobody in their right mind would want to use Ubuntu.

What you can do with Ubuntu:

Email - Very simple e-mails

Surf the web - Even Ubuntu can surf the web

Burn CDs. - Lots of trouble

Rip CDs. - Maybe with help

Listen to music. - Yea, from your IPOD

Watch vidoes/DVDs. - From your TV. Not from Ubuntu

Scan and print. - Using your multi function printer.

Spreadsheets. - You can calculate up to 100 numbers

Presentations - If you like stick figures

Newsgroups. - Alias is famous for this one. No wonder why he likes Ubuntu

HTML editing. - Yes, basic TEXT editing of an HTML file can be done.

Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc. - That's it for

games. Limited

Make videos. - Very basic videos. Maybe 2 min in length before system

crashes.

Download photos from a camera and organize them. - Hell you can download

pictures to your TV from your CAMERA.

Translations. - Yes, you can get a translator to help you with Ubuntu

Use a dictionary - You need a dictionary to figure out the Ubuntu language

Learn how to touch type. - Funny, a keyboard can do that.

Edit images. - Whoppteee DO

Send and receive a fax. - What do you think your multi-function PRINTER is

for.

Take screenshots. - So you can send to your MAMA

Create .PDF files. - Adobe makes sure you can do this.

Create and use a data base. - Yes, open a text file and create a database.

Brilliant.

Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including

Windows Live Messenger.

IRC.

Bluetooth. Whopptee Do.

What you can't do with Ubuntu:

REAL WORK