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Dr. Spanky deMonkey
What is Traumatic Vista Group Brain Injury?
Traumatic Vista Group Brain Injury (TVGBI), also called acquired brain
injury or simply head injury, occurs when a sudden trauma causes damage to
the brain. TVGBI can result when the head suddenly and violently shakes
because the reader is reading a post that is completely stupid, or when an
object pierces the skull and enters brain tissue. TVGBI can result when a
user interacts with Linux or Ubuntu or any OpenSource Software that is
inferior in design and implementation.
Symptoms of a TVGBI can be mild, moderate, or severe, depending on the
extent of the damage to the brain. A person with a mild TVGBI may post
mildly irritating posts or completely off the wall posts. A person with
TVGBI may be known to interact with Sheep.
Other symptoms of mild TVGBI include headache, confusion, lightheadedness,
dizziness, blurred vision or tired eyes, ringing in the ears, bad taste in
the mouth, fatigue or lethargy, a change in sleep patterns, behavioral or
mood changes, and trouble with installing software on their Personal
Computer.
A person with a moderate or severe TVGBI may show these same symptoms, but
may also have a headache that gets worse or does not go away, repeated
vomiting or nausea, convulsions or seizures, an inability to awaken from
sleep, dilation of one or both pupils of the eyes, slurred speech, weakness
or numbness in the extremities, loss of coordination, and increased
confusion, restlessness, or agitation.
A person with sever TVGBI may also use "Just FYI" all the time. This
behavior is extremly annoying to others.
Is there any treatment?
Anyone with signs of moderate or severe TVGBI should receive medical
attention as soon as possible.
It is advisable to remove any versions of Linux or Ubuntu from your
computer. It is also advisable to remove any Open Source software that is
on your computer. It is proven that this type of software irritates the
brain tissue.
Because little can be done to reverse the initial brain damage caused by
trauma, medical personnel try to stabilize an individual with TVGBI and
focus on preventing further injury.
Traumatic Vista Group Brain Injury (TVGBI), also called acquired brain
injury or simply head injury, occurs when a sudden trauma causes damage to
the brain. TVGBI can result when the head suddenly and violently shakes
because the reader is reading a post that is completely stupid, or when an
object pierces the skull and enters brain tissue. TVGBI can result when a
user interacts with Linux or Ubuntu or any OpenSource Software that is
inferior in design and implementation.
Symptoms of a TVGBI can be mild, moderate, or severe, depending on the
extent of the damage to the brain. A person with a mild TVGBI may post
mildly irritating posts or completely off the wall posts. A person with
TVGBI may be known to interact with Sheep.
Other symptoms of mild TVGBI include headache, confusion, lightheadedness,
dizziness, blurred vision or tired eyes, ringing in the ears, bad taste in
the mouth, fatigue or lethargy, a change in sleep patterns, behavioral or
mood changes, and trouble with installing software on their Personal
Computer.
A person with a moderate or severe TVGBI may show these same symptoms, but
may also have a headache that gets worse or does not go away, repeated
vomiting or nausea, convulsions or seizures, an inability to awaken from
sleep, dilation of one or both pupils of the eyes, slurred speech, weakness
or numbness in the extremities, loss of coordination, and increased
confusion, restlessness, or agitation.
A person with sever TVGBI may also use "Just FYI" all the time. This
behavior is extremly annoying to others.
Is there any treatment?
Anyone with signs of moderate or severe TVGBI should receive medical
attention as soon as possible.
It is advisable to remove any versions of Linux or Ubuntu from your
computer. It is also advisable to remove any Open Source software that is
on your computer. It is proven that this type of software irritates the
brain tissue.
Because little can be done to reverse the initial brain damage caused by
trauma, medical personnel try to stabilize an individual with TVGBI and
focus on preventing further injury.