Ubuntu 8.04 What A Piece Of Crap, Just FYI

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Spanky deMonkey

I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try because all
the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with their new release.

I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office Spreadsheet. I
thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I then had to install
Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't know that I needed to use
Synaptic to figure out how to get the Java update, I would be screwed along
with many others who try this crap. Just FYI

OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.

Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a tune. I
was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did that. The install
went OK. Then I had to install a couple more updates. That went fine. Now
I clicked on the song to play and the page just froze.

No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple tune from
a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the page, play the song
and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.

Ubuntu sucks.

Just FYI
 
"Spanky deMonkey" wrote in message
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> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try because
> all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with their new
> release.
>
> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office Spreadsheet. I
> thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I then had to install
> Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't know that I needed to use
> Synaptic to figure out how to get the Java update, I would be screwed
> along with many others who try this crap. Just FYI
>
> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>
> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a tune.
> I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did that. The
> install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more updates. That went
> fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and the page just froze.
>
> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple tune
> from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the page, play
> the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.
>
> Ubuntu sucks.
>
> Just FYI

Your right I just made a post saying about the same thing, I thought it was
a big piece of crap also. Keep an eye on this post over the next few days
and prepare to be flamed by the Ubuntu fan-boys that troll this newsgroup.

NetBiznessMan
 
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"NetBiznessMan" <NetBiznessMan@comcast.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Spanky deMonkey" wrote in message
> news:#WYI4emqIHA.4912@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try because
>> all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with their new
>> release.
>>
>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office Spreadsheet. I
>> thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I then had to install
>> Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't know that I needed to use
>> Synaptic to figure out how to get the Java update, I would be screwed
>> along with many others who try this crap. Just FYI
>>
>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>
>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a tune.
>> I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did that. The
>> install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more updates. That went
>> fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and the page just froze.
>>
>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple tune
>> from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the page, play
>> the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.
>>
>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>
>> Just FYI
>
> Your right I just made a post saying about the same thing, I thought it
> was a big piece of crap also. Keep an eye on this post over the next few
> days and prepare to be flamed by the Ubuntu fan-boys that troll this
> newsgroup.
>
> NetBiznessMan

All those Ubuntu blow-hards think that Ubuntu is greater than sliced bread,
they have another thing coming. Maybe Ubuntu is making inroads but it has a
long, long haul to be anywhere near what Windows 98 was! They are that far
behind the times.

If I had a choice of keeping Ubuntu or having to use Windows 98, I would use
Windows 98 in a heartbeat.
 
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"Spanky deMonkey" wrote in message
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>
> "NetBiznessMan" <NetBiznessMan@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:%23bX%23smmqIHA.1952@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
>>
>> "Spanky deMonkey" wrote in message
>> news:#WYI4emqIHA.4912@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try because
>>> all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with their new
>>> release.
>>>
>>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office Spreadsheet. I
>>> thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I then had to install
>>> Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't know that I needed to use
>>> Synaptic to figure out how to get the Java update, I would be screwed
>>> along with many others who try this crap. Just FYI
>>>
>>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>>
>>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a tune.
>>> I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did that. The
>>> install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more updates. That
>>> went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and the page just froze.
>>>
>>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple tune
>>> from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the page, play
>>> the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.
>>>
>>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>>
>>> Just FYI
>>
>> Your right I just made a post saying about the same thing, I thought it
>> was a big piece of crap also. Keep an eye on this post over the next few
>> days and prepare to be flamed by the Ubuntu fan-boys that troll this
>> newsgroup.
>>
>> NetBiznessMan
>
> All those Ubuntu blow-hards think that Ubuntu is greater than sliced
> bread, they have another thing coming. Maybe Ubuntu is making inroads but
> it has a long, long haul to be anywhere near what Windows 98 was! They
> are that far behind the times.
>
> If I had a choice of keeping Ubuntu or having to use Windows 98, I would
> use Windows 98 in a heartbeat.

Yea, after my experience with Ubuntu I'd be happy to use Windows 3.11 with
networking..... LOL
 
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Just FYI

"Spanky deMonkey" wrote in message
news:%23WYI4emqIHA.4912@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
>I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try because
>all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with their new
>release.
>
> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office Spreadsheet. I
> thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I then had to install
> Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't know that I needed to use
> Synaptic to figure out how to get the Java update, I would be screwed
> along with many others who try this crap. Just FYI
>
> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>
> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a tune.
> I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did that. The
> install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more updates. That went
> fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and the page just froze.
>
> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple tune
> from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the page, play
> the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.
>
> Ubuntu sucks.
>
> Just FYI
>
>
 
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I had no problem doing all that with ubuntu.

Vista & XP has their own limitations..

for example you cannot play divx avi videos out of the box..

Windows comes with a few propietary codecs preinstalled, ubuntu has none,
but there is always pclinux 2008 that has everything and plays right from
the box.
Far more types of media and files than vista can out of the box.
This includes almost any kind of video, sound and document.

So the only thing that needs upgrade is your stupid brain you pathetic
stinky evil lame roadkill monkey

Why dont you leave? You are the only true troll in here anyway


"Spanky deMonkey" wrote in message
news:%23WYI4emqIHA.4912@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl...
> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try because
all
> the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with their new release.
>
> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office Spreadsheet. I
> thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I then had to install
> Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't know that I needed to use
> Synaptic to figure out how to get the Java update, I would be screwed
along
> with many others who try this crap. Just FYI
>
> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>
> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a tune.
I
> was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did that. The install
> went OK. Then I had to install a couple more updates. That went fine.
Now
> I clicked on the song to play and the page just froze.
>
> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple tune
from
> a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the page, play the
song
> and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.
>
> Ubuntu sucks.
>
> Just FYI
>
>
 
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Spanky deMonkey wrote:

> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try because
> all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with their new
> release.
>
> I installed Ubuntu on my machine.

No complaints about any hardware setup problems. Cool!

> I tried Open Office Spreadsheet. I
> thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I then had to install
> Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't know that I needed to use
> Synaptic to figure out how to get the Java update, I would be screwed
> along with many others who try this crap. Just FYI

On the Applications menu did you see a thingy called "Add/Remove..."?

Had you clicked on that, then typed, "java" at the search box and hit
enter, you would have found "Sun Java 6 Runtime" at the top of the list.

But how do you install Java on Windows? You go to their website and
download it. You could have done that too, though that method is harder
than using "Add/Remove..." or Synaptic.

> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.

You couldn't elaberate on that a little more? Compare and contrast the
difference in functionality between java on Windows v. Linux.

> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a tune.
> I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did that. The
> install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more updates. That
> went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and the page just froze.

Can you post an URL to the exact song, Butt Monkey? Everything there I
tried worked fine for me, but I'm not trying to imply that you didn't
have a problem.

> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple tune
> from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the page, play
> the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.
>
> Ubuntu sucks.
>
> Just FYI

Yeah, I'm sure a page freezing up never happened to you while using
Windows! /sarcasm

You shoulda said you were trying out Ubuntu, I would have been glad to
help you out.

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Spanky deMonkey wrote:
> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try because all
> the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with their new release.
>
> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office Spreadsheet. I
> thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I then had to install
> Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't know that I needed to use
> Synaptic to figure out how to get the Java update, I would be screwed along
> with many others who try this crap. Just FYI
>
> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>
> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a tune. I
> was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did that. The install
> went OK. Then I had to install a couple more updates. That went fine. Now
> I clicked on the song to play and the page just froze.
>
> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple tune from
> a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the page, play the song
> and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.
>
> Ubuntu sucks.
>
> Just FYI
>
>

Well, if you think clams go to whorehouses, perhaps the problem lies in
your mind, not Ubuntu.

Alias
 
Alias wrote:
> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try
>> because all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with
>> their new release.
>>
>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office Spreadsheet. I
>> thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I then had to
>> install Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't know that I
>> needed to use Synaptic to figure out how to get the Java update, I
>> would be screwed along with many others who try this crap. Just FYI
>>
>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>
>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a
>> tune. I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did that.
>> The install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more updates.
>> That went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and the page just
>> froze.
>>
>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple
>> tune from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the
>> page, play the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.
>>
>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>
>> Just FYI
>>
>>
>
> Well, if you think clams go to whorehouses, perhaps the problem lies in
> your mind, not Ubuntu.
>
> Alias

If you think it's OK to be an Ubuntu jihadist in a Vista NG, perhaps the
problem lies in your mind...

Lang
 
Lang Murphy wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try
>>> because all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with
>>> their new release.
>>>
>>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office Spreadsheet.
>>> I thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I then had to
>>> install Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't know that I
>>> needed to use Synaptic to figure out how to get the Java update, I
>>> would be screwed along with many others who try this crap. Just FYI
>>>
>>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>>
>>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a
>>> tune. I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did
>>> that. The install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more
>>> updates. That went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and the
>>> page just froze.
>>>
>>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple
>>> tune from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the
>>> page, play the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.
>>>
>>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>>
>>> Just FYI
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Well, if you think clams go to whorehouses, perhaps the problem lies
>> in your mind, not Ubuntu.
>>
>> Alias
>
> If you think it's OK to be an Ubuntu jihadist in a Vista NG, perhaps the
> problem lies in your mind...
>
> Lang

Spreading the good word about Ubuntu is not being a "jihadist" by any
stretch of the imagination so the problem is obviously in your biased
and bigoted mind.

Alias
 
Lang Murphy wrote:

> If you think it's OK to be an Ubuntu jihadist in a Vista NG, perhaps the
> problem lies in your mind...

LOL! If you think that over-exaggerating was necessary, why not just
invoke Godwin's Law and call him a Ubuntu Nazi.

The only difference between you and Frank is that you aren't as obsessed,
but you are just as ignorant.

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Alias wrote:
> Lang Murphy wrote:
>> Alias wrote:
>>> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>>>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try
>>>> because all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with
>>>> their new release.
>>>>
>>>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office Spreadsheet.
>>>> I thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I then had to
>>>> install Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't know that I
>>>> needed to use Synaptic to figure out how to get the Java update, I
>>>> would be screwed along with many others who try this crap. Just FYI
>>>>
>>>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>>>
>>>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a
>>>> tune. I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did
>>>> that. The install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more
>>>> updates. That went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and
>>>> the page just froze.
>>>>
>>>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple
>>>> tune from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the
>>>> page, play the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.
>>>>
>>>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>>>
>>>> Just FYI
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Well, if you think clams go to whorehouses, perhaps the problem lies
>>> in your mind, not Ubuntu.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>> If you think it's OK to be an Ubuntu jihadist in a Vista NG, perhaps
>> the problem lies in your mind...
>>
>> Lang
>
> Spreading the good word about Ubuntu is not being a "jihadist" by any
> stretch of the imagination so the problem is obviously in your biased
> and bigoted mind.
>
> Alias

Yah, what I expected from you... you can rationalize your "spreading the
good word about Ubuntu" in a Vista NG all you want... "general" does not
mean "anything"... it means Vista questions that don't fall into any of
the other Vista NG's. If you continue to refuse to deny that... well,
the root cause is obviously your biased and bigoted mind.

Lang
 
Lang Murphy wrote:

> Yah, what I expected from you... you can rationalize your "spreading the
> good word about Ubuntu" in a Vista NG all you want... "general" does not
> mean "anything"... it means Vista questions that don't fall into any of
> the other Vista NG's. If you continue to refuse to deny that... well,
> the root cause is obviously your biased and bigoted mind.

And what's not general about Vista's alternatives?

Is not XP offered as an alternative here at times?

Sorry, but you don't own this newsgroup, but if ya'll weeping about this
crap want to do something other than wipe your tears, petition MS to make
a private vista group for you net nannies.

microsoft.private.vista.anal.retentive

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Lang Murphy wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>>>>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try
>>>>> because all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is with
>>>>> their new release.
>>>>>
>>>>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office
>>>>> Spreadsheet. I thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it.
>>>>> I then had to install Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't
>>>>> know that I needed to use Synaptic to figure out how to get the
>>>>> Java update, I would be screwed along with many others who try this
>>>>> crap. Just FYI
>>>>>
>>>>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>>>>
>>>>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a
>>>>> tune. I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did
>>>>> that. The install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more
>>>>> updates. That went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and
>>>>> the page just froze.
>>>>>
>>>>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple
>>>>> tune from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the
>>>>> page, play the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a whorehouse.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>>>>
>>>>> Just FYI
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Well, if you think clams go to whorehouses, perhaps the problem lies
>>>> in your mind, not Ubuntu.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>> If you think it's OK to be an Ubuntu jihadist in a Vista NG, perhaps
>>> the problem lies in your mind...
>>>
>>> Lang
>>
>> Spreading the good word about Ubuntu is not being a "jihadist" by any
>> stretch of the imagination so the problem is obviously in your biased
>> and bigoted mind.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Yah, what I expected from you... you can rationalize your "spreading the
> good word about Ubuntu" in a Vista NG all you want... "general" does not
> mean "anything"... it means Vista questions that don't fall into any of
> the other Vista NG's. If you continue to refuse to deny that... well,
> the root cause is obviously your biased and bigoted mind.
>
> Lang

I shall continue my noble mission and there's nothing you can do about it.

Alias
 
Alias wrote:
> Lang Murphy wrote:
>> Alias wrote:
>>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>>>>>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try
>>>>>> because all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is
>>>>>> with their new release.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office
>>>>>> Spreadsheet. I thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it.
>>>>>> I then had to install Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't
>>>>>> know that I needed to use Synaptic to figure out how to get the
>>>>>> Java update, I would be screwed along with many others who try
>>>>>> this crap. Just FYI
>>>>>>
>>>>>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a
>>>>>> tune. I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did
>>>>>> that. The install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more
>>>>>> updates. That went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and
>>>>>> the page just froze.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple
>>>>>> tune from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the
>>>>>> page, play the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a
>>>>>> whorehouse.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just FYI
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, if you think clams go to whorehouses, perhaps the problem
>>>>> lies in your mind, not Ubuntu.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>> If you think it's OK to be an Ubuntu jihadist in a Vista NG, perhaps
>>>> the problem lies in your mind...
>>>>
>>>> Lang
>>>
>>> Spreading the good word about Ubuntu is not being a "jihadist" by any
>>> stretch of the imagination so the problem is obviously in your biased
>>> and bigoted mind.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>> Yah, what I expected from you... you can rationalize your "spreading
>> the good word about Ubuntu" in a Vista NG all you want... "general"
>> does not mean "anything"... it means Vista questions that don't fall
>> into any of the other Vista NG's. If you continue to refuse to deny
>> that... well, the root cause is obviously your biased and bigoted mind.
>>
>> Lang
>
> I shall continue my noble mission and there's nothing you can do about it.
>
> Alias
You obviously don't know what you're talking about. "I think breathing is a piece of
crap." What does "a piece of crap" really mean anyway? If you think that, then say what
it is you think is bad about Ubuntu.
 
Donald Calloway wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>>>>>>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try
>>>>>>> because all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is
>>>>>>> with their new release.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office
>>>>>>> Spreadsheet. I thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it.
>>>>>>> I then had to install Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't
>>>>>>> know that I needed to use Synaptic to figure out how to get the
>>>>>>> Java update, I would be screwed along with many others who try
>>>>>>> this crap. Just FYI
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a
>>>>>>> tune. I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did
>>>>>>> that. The install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more
>>>>>>> updates. That went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and
>>>>>>> the page just froze.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple
>>>>>>> tune from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the
>>>>>>> page, play the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a
>>>>>>> whorehouse.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just FYI
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, if you think clams go to whorehouses, perhaps the problem
>>>>>> lies in your mind, not Ubuntu.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>> If you think it's OK to be an Ubuntu jihadist in a Vista NG, perhaps
>>>>> the problem lies in your mind...
>>>>>
>>>>> Lang
>>>> Spreading the good word about Ubuntu is not being a "jihadist" by any
>>>> stretch of the imagination so the problem is obviously in your biased
>>>> and bigoted mind.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>> Yah, what I expected from you... you can rationalize your "spreading
>>> the good word about Ubuntu" in a Vista NG all you want... "general"
>>> does not mean "anything"... it means Vista questions that don't fall
>>> into any of the other Vista NG's. If you continue to refuse to deny
>>> that... well, the root cause is obviously your biased and bigoted mind.
>>>
>>> Lang
>> I shall continue my noble mission and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>
>> Alias
> You obviously don't know what you're talking about. "I think breathing is a piece of
> crap." What does "a piece of crap" really mean anyway? If you think that, then say what
> it is you think is bad about Ubuntu.

I don't think anything is wrong with Ubuntu.

Alias
 
i dont think there is anything wrong with ubuntu, just because you dont like
it, doesnt mean its wrong :p

"Alias" <iamalias@nukethisgmail.com> wrote in message
news:fvhotm$nft$3@aioe.org...
> Donald Calloway wrote:
>> Alias wrote:
>>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>>>>>>>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try
>>>>>>>> because all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is
>>>>>>>> with their new release.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office
>>>>>>>> Spreadsheet. I thought I would try to enter a Macro then run it. I
>>>>>>>> then had to install Java to be able to run a macro. If I didn't
>>>>>>>> know that I needed to use Synaptic to figure out how to get the
>>>>>>>> Java update, I would be screwed along with many others who try
>>>>>>>> this crap. Just FYI
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a
>>>>>>>> tune. I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did
>>>>>>>> that. The install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more
>>>>>>>> updates. That went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and
>>>>>>>> the page just froze.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple
>>>>>>>> tune from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the
>>>>>>>> page, play the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a
>>>>>>>> whorehouse.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Just FYI
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Well, if you think clams go to whorehouses, perhaps the problem
>>>>>>> lies in your mind, not Ubuntu.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>> If you think it's OK to be an Ubuntu jihadist in a Vista NG, perhaps
>>>>>> the problem lies in your mind...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lang
>>>>> Spreading the good word about Ubuntu is not being a "jihadist" by any
>>>>> stretch of the imagination so the problem is obviously in your biased
>>>>> and bigoted mind.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>> Yah, what I expected from you... you can rationalize your "spreading
>>>> the good word about Ubuntu" in a Vista NG all you want... "general"
>>>> does not mean "anything"... it means Vista questions that don't fall
>>>> into any of the other Vista NG's. If you continue to refuse to deny
>>>> that... well, the root cause is obviously your biased and bigoted mind.
>>>>
>>>> Lang
>>> I shall continue my noble mission and there's nothing you can do about
>>> it.
>>>
>>> Alias
>> You obviously don't know what you're talking about. "I think breathing is
>> a piece of
>> crap." What does "a piece of crap" really mean anyway? If you think
>> that, then say what
>> it is you think is bad about Ubuntu.
>
> I don't think anything is wrong with Ubuntu.
>
> Alias
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Donald Calloway wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try
>>>>>>>>> because all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is
>>>>>>>>> with their new release.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office
>>>>>>>>> Spreadsheet. I thought I would try to enter a Macro then run
>>>>>>>>> it. I then had to install Java to be able to run a macro. If I
>>>>>>>>> didn't
>>>>>>>>> know that I needed to use Synaptic to figure out how to get the
>>>>>>>>> Java update, I would be screwed along with many others who try
>>>>>>>>> this crap. Just FYI
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a
>>>>>>>>> tune. I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did
>>>>>>>>> that. The install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more
>>>>>>>>> updates. That went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and
>>>>>>>>> the page just froze.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple
>>>>>>>>> tune from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the
>>>>>>>>> page, play the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a
>>>>>>>>> whorehouse.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Just FYI
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well, if you think clams go to whorehouses, perhaps the problem
>>>>>>>> lies in your mind, not Ubuntu.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If you think it's OK to be an Ubuntu jihadist in a Vista NG, perhaps
>>>>>>> the problem lies in your mind...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lang
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Spreading the good word about Ubuntu is not being a "jihadist" by any
>>>>>> stretch of the imagination so the problem is obviously in your biased
>>>>>> and bigoted mind.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>> Yah, what I expected from you... you can rationalize your "spreading
>>>>> the good word about Ubuntu" in a Vista NG all you want... "general"
>>>>> does not mean "anything"... it means Vista questions that don't fall
>>>>> into any of the other Vista NG's. If you continue to refuse to deny
>>>>> that... well, the root cause is obviously your biased and bigoted
>>>>> mind.
>>>>>
>>>>> Lang
>>>>
>>>> I shall continue my noble mission and there's nothing you can do
>>>> about it.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>> You obviously don't know what you're talking about. "I think
>>> breathing is a piece of
>>> crap." What does "a piece of crap" really mean anyway? If you think
>>> that, then say what
>>> it is you think is bad about Ubuntu.
>>
>>
>> I don't think anything is wrong with Ubuntu.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Nothing is right with it. It's free and no one except those who are
> financially embarrassed (re:broke) try to use it.

False. The French police and the Spanish Education Ministry are not
exactly broke, moron.

> Most who try it, don't
> like it and get rid of it.

Only tech impaired morons like you who can't install it don't like it.

> It's free, but in it's yrs of free availability it has less that .6% of
> the available computer users using it.

Misleading and false statistic taken directly from MS FUD.

> That has to tell any one with one brain cell something!
> Frank

If true, perhaps, but you have yet to post anything true since you've
been here!

Alias
 
Alias wrote:
> Frank wrote:
>
>> Alias wrote:
>>
>>> Donald Calloway wrote:
>>>
>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try
>>>>>>>>>> because all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is
>>>>>>>>>> with their new release.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office
>>>>>>>>>> Spreadsheet. I thought I would try to enter a Macro then run
>>>>>>>>>> it. I then had to install Java to be able to run a macro. If
>>>>>>>>>> I didn't
>>>>>>>>>> know that I needed to use Synaptic to figure out how to get the
>>>>>>>>>> Java update, I would be screwed along with many others who try
>>>>>>>>>> this crap. Just FYI
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to
>>>>>>>>>> play a
>>>>>>>>>> tune. I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did
>>>>>>>>>> that. The install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more
>>>>>>>>>> updates. That went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and
>>>>>>>>>> the page just froze.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a
>>>>>>>>>> simple
>>>>>>>>>> tune from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to
>>>>>>>>>> the
>>>>>>>>>> page, play the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a
>>>>>>>>>> whorehouse.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Just FYI
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Well, if you think clams go to whorehouses, perhaps the problem
>>>>>>>>> lies in your mind, not Ubuntu.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> If you think it's OK to be an Ubuntu jihadist in a Vista NG,
>>>>>>>> perhaps
>>>>>>>> the problem lies in your mind...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Lang
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Spreading the good word about Ubuntu is not being a "jihadist" by
>>>>>>> any
>>>>>>> stretch of the imagination so the problem is obviously in your
>>>>>>> biased
>>>>>>> and bigoted mind.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yah, what I expected from you... you can rationalize your "spreading
>>>>>> the good word about Ubuntu" in a Vista NG all you want... "general"
>>>>>> does not mean "anything"... it means Vista questions that don't fall
>>>>>> into any of the other Vista NG's. If you continue to refuse to deny
>>>>>> that... well, the root cause is obviously your biased and bigoted
>>>>>> mind.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lang
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I shall continue my noble mission and there's nothing you can do
>>>>> about it.
>>>>>
>>>>> Alias
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You obviously don't know what you're talking about. "I think
>>>> breathing is a piece of
>>>> crap." What does "a piece of crap" really mean anyway? If you
>>>> think that, then say what
>>>> it is you think is bad about Ubuntu.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> I don't think anything is wrong with Ubuntu.
>>>
>>> Alias
>>
>>
>> Nothing is right with it. It's free and no one except those who are
>> financially embarrassed (re:broke) try to use it.
>
>
> False. The French police and the Spanish Education Ministry are not
> exactly broke, moron.

That is just another one of your misleading lies. Only a very small
portion of those organizations are SCHEDULED to try linux.
Stop your lying sheep-fukker!
>
>> Most who try it, don't like it and get rid of it.
>
>
> Only tech impaired morons like you who can't install it don't like it.

Only broke POS lying linux trolls like you are condemned to use it
sheep-fukker!
>
>> It's free, but in it's yrs of free availability it has less that .6%
>> of the available computer users using it.
>
>
> Misleading and false statistic taken directly from MS FUD.

FACTS!
>
>> That has to tell any one with one brain cell something!
>> Frank
>
>
> If true, perhaps, but you have yet to post anything true since you've
> been here!

You still can't deal with the truth can you sheep-fukker.
Frank
 
Frank wrote:
> Alias wrote:
>
>> Donald Calloway wrote:
>>
>>> Alias wrote:
>>>
>>>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Lang Murphy wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Alias wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Spanky deMonkey wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I thought I would download the new Ubuntu 8.04 and give it a try
>>>>>>>>> because all the Ubuntu nut jobs were saying how cool Ubuntu is
>>>>>>>>> with their new release.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I tried Open Office
>>>>>>>>> Spreadsheet. I thought I would try to enter a Macro then run
>>>>>>>>> it. I then had to install Java to be able to run a macro. If I
>>>>>>>>> didn't
>>>>>>>>> know that I needed to use Synaptic to figure out how to get the
>>>>>>>>> Java update, I would be screwed along with many others who try
>>>>>>>>> this crap. Just FYI
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> OK, so Java installs. BFD. It works but it isn't that good.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Now, lets play some music. I navigated to bobrivers.com to play a
>>>>>>>>> tune. I was prompted to install some more updates. Fine. Did
>>>>>>>>> that. The install went OK. Then I had to install a couple more
>>>>>>>>> updates. That went fine. Now I clicked on the song to play and
>>>>>>>>> the page just froze.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> No wonder why Ubuntu is such a piece of crap. Can't play a simple
>>>>>>>>> tune from a web page. Now in Vista, I could navigate right to the
>>>>>>>>> page, play the song and I would be as happy as a clam in a
>>>>>>>>> whorehouse.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ubuntu sucks.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Just FYI
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Well, if you think clams go to whorehouses, perhaps the problem
>>>>>>>> lies in your mind, not Ubuntu.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> If you think it's OK to be an Ubuntu jihadist in a Vista NG, perhaps
>>>>>>> the problem lies in your mind...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lang
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Spreading the good word about Ubuntu is not being a "jihadist" by any
>>>>>> stretch of the imagination so the problem is obviously in your biased
>>>>>> and bigoted mind.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Alias
>>>>>
>>>>> Yah, what I expected from you... you can rationalize your "spreading
>>>>> the good word about Ubuntu" in a Vista NG all you want... "general"
>>>>> does not mean "anything"... it means Vista questions that don't fall
>>>>> into any of the other Vista NG's. If you continue to refuse to deny
>>>>> that... well, the root cause is obviously your biased and bigoted
>>>>> mind.
>>>>>
>>>>> Lang
>>>>
>>>> I shall continue my noble mission and there's nothing you can do
>>>> about it.
>>>>
>>>> Alias
>>>
>>> You obviously don't know what you're talking about. "I think
>>> breathing is a piece of
>>> crap." What does "a piece of crap" really mean anyway? If you think
>>> that, then say what
>>> it is you think is bad about Ubuntu.
>>
>>
>> I don't think anything is wrong with Ubuntu.
>>
>> Alias
>
> Nothing is right with it. It's free and no one except those who are
> financially embarrassed (re:broke) try to use it. Most who try it, don't
> like it and get rid of it.
> It's free, but in it's yrs of free availability it has less that .6% of
> the available computer users using it.
> That has to tell any one with one brain cell something!
> Frank
My brain cell uses Ubuntu (and MS Vista/XP) and isn't broke, and it tells me you are the
one with the brain cell looking for one that works.
 
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