Still 8 days of Alias trying to shove Ubuntu down our throats

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Lord Fauntleroy

Alias is getting one big hard-on because a new version of Ubuntu is coming
out. Still the same old crap. Ubuntu won't run any of the popular
programs. Ubuntu is still Free. Ubuntu still sucks.

Nobody in their right mind would want to use Ubuntu.


What you can do with Ubuntu:

Email - Very simple e-mails
Surf the web - Even Ubuntu can surf the web
Burn CDs. - Lots of trouble
Rip CDs. - Maybe with help
Listen to music. - Yea, from your IPOD
Watch vidoes/DVDs. - From your TV. Not from Ubuntu
Scan and print. - Using your multi function printer.
Spreadsheets. - You can calculate up to 100 numbers
Presentations - If you like stick figures
Newsgroups. - Alias is famous for this one. No wonder why he likes Ubuntu

HTML editing. - Yes, basic TEXT editing of an HTML file can be done.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc. - That's it for
games. Limited

Make videos. - Very basic videos. Maybe 2 min in length before system
crashes.

Download photos from a camera and organize them. - Hell you can download
pictures to your TV from your CAMERA.
Translations. - Yes, you can get a translator to help you with Ubuntu
Use a dictionary - You need a dictionary to figure out the Ubuntu language
Learn how to touch type. - Funny, a keyboard can do that.
Edit images. - Whoppteee DO

Send and receive a fax. - What do you think your multi-function PRINTER is
for.

Take screenshots. - So you can send to your MAMA
Create .PDF files. - Adobe makes sure you can do this.

Create and use a data base. - Yes, open a text file and create a database.
Brilliant.

Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth. Whopptee Do.



What you can't do with Ubuntu:

REAL WORK
 
"Lord Fauntleroy" wrote:

> Alias is getting one big hard-on because a new version of Ubuntu is coming
> out. Still the same old crap. Ubuntu won't run any of the popular
> programs. Ubuntu is still Free. Ubuntu still sucks.
>
> Nobody in their right mind would want to use Ubuntu.
>
>
> What you can do with Ubuntu:
>
> Email - Very simple e-mails
> Surf the web - Even Ubuntu can surf the web
> Burn CDs. - Lots of trouble
> Rip CDs. - Maybe with help
> Listen to music. - Yea, from your IPOD
> Watch vidoes/DVDs. - From your TV. Not from Ubuntu
> Scan and print. - Using your multi function printer.
> Spreadsheets. - You can calculate up to 100 numbers
> Presentations - If you like stick figures
> Newsgroups. - Alias is famous for this one. No wonder why he likes Ubuntu
>
> HTML editing. - Yes, basic TEXT editing of an HTML file can be done.
> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc. - That's it for
> games. Limited
>
> Make videos. - Very basic videos. Maybe 2 min in length before system
> crashes.
>
> Download photos from a camera and organize them. - Hell you can download
> pictures to your TV from your CAMERA.
> Translations. - Yes, you can get a translator to help you with Ubuntu
> Use a dictionary - You need a dictionary to figure out the Ubuntu language
> Learn how to touch type. - Funny, a keyboard can do that.
> Edit images. - Whoppteee DO
>
> Send and receive a fax. - What do you think your multi-function PRINTER is
> for.
>
> Take screenshots. - So you can send to your MAMA
> Create .PDF files. - Adobe makes sure you can do this.
>
> Create and use a data base. - Yes, open a text file and create a database.
> Brilliant.
>
> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
> Windows Live Messenger.
> IRC.
> Bluetooth. Whopptee Do.
>
>
>
> What you can't do with Ubuntu:
>
> REAL WORK
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
This is what Vista do for you fan bois:
1.Increase your Blood Pressure.
2.You are unable to think rationally
3.Your sugar consumption,caffeine consumption are high(having lot of coffee
in between booting and re-booting Vista)
4.Shaking fingers(Nernousness with anger).
5.Not having pleasant social life.
6.Loneliness(too much interaction with Vista and less time with partners).
7.Unnecessary animosity towards other successful OS.
8.Nightmares about Vista crashes(though its normal and expected)

I am sure you'll get over it once W7 comes out hopefully. .
 
Lord Fauntleroy lied through his rotting teeth and wrote:

> Alias is getting one big hard-on because a new version of Ubuntu is
coming
> out.

Sorry, but I don't have sex with operating systems. You do?

> Still the same old crap. Ubuntu won't run any of the popular
> programs.

Yes, it will.

> Ubuntu is still Free. Ubuntu still sucks.

Your ill informed opinion.

>
> Nobody in their right mind would want to use Ubuntu.

> What you can do with Ubuntu:
>
> Email - Very simple e-mails

No, as complicated as you like.

> Surf the web - Even Ubuntu can surf the web
> Burn CDs. - Lots of trouble

Easier than Windows.

> Rip CDs. - Maybe with help

Easier than Windows.

> Listen to music. - Yea, from your IPOD

I use Amarok and it works great.

> Watch vidoes/DVDs. - From your TV. Not from Ubuntu

I watch DVD/Videos all the time with Ubuntu.

> Scan and print. - Using your multi function printer.

Yep and it took three clicks to install it, no CD necessary.

> Spreadsheets. - You can calculate up to 100 numbers

Try to keep up. Not true anymore.

> Presentations - If you like stick figures

And any other image you want to use.

> Newsgroups. - Alias is famous for this one. No wonder why he likes
Ubuntu

Not the main thing I do with Ubuntu by any stretch of the imagination
but the fact that you gotta get personal writes tomes about your "argument".

>
> HTML editing. - Yes, basic TEXT editing of an HTML file can be done.

A lot more than that can be done.

> Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc. - That's it for
> games. Limited

True, Windows, the Toy Operating System, is better for gaming. But it
isn't Linux' fault that the game makers don't port the games to Linux.

>
> Make videos. - Very basic videos. Maybe 2 min in length before system
> crashes.

Not on my system.

>
> Download photos from a camera and organize them. - Hell you can download
> pictures to your TV from your CAMERA.

So?

> Translations. - Yes, you can get a translator to help you with Ubuntu

No, dumb****, Ubuntu comes with a great translator program.

> Use a dictionary - You need a dictionary to figure out the Ubuntu
language

YOU do. I don't. Ubuntu comes in just about any language you want.

> Learn how to touch type. - Funny, a keyboard can do that.

No, a keyboard can't teach you anything.

> Edit images. - Whoppteee DO

Some people want to edit images.

>
> Send and receive a fax. - What do you think your multi-function
PRINTER is
> for.

Can't exactly receive the fax into the OS so that you can email it to
someone, now can you?
>
> Take screenshots. - So you can send to your MAMA

Or anyone you like.

> Create .PDF files. - Adobe makes sure you can do this.

Not an Adobe program.

> Create and use a data base. - Yes, open a text file and create a
database.
> Brilliant.
>
> Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
> Windows Live Messenger.
> IRC.
> Bluetooth. Whopptee Do.

Many people use IM programs.

>
>
>
> What you can't do with Ubuntu:

Worry about:
WPA and WGA raising their ugly heads,
DRM,
Viruses,
Root kits,
Spyware,
and
Malware.

The reasons that Ubuntu is more secure than Windows are twofold:

1. When *anything* in Ubuntu needs updating or patching, it all comes
from the same source and a little orange star appears when any updates
or patches are available. It's a known fact that anti virus apps and
anti malware apps can only deal with nasties that are known, not the new
ones. Hence, it is very important to be updated or patched and not just
the operating system but everything that is installed on the computer.
Windows has no central updating source and the user has to be checking
constantly for updates to their programs or face the possibility of
being compromised.

2. In Ubuntu, when anything wants to install, you have to key in your
password. With Windows, you have to click on "OK" or nothing at all as
is evidenced by drive by malware. Unlike Windows, the Linux kernel is
not intertwined with a browser like Windows is with Internet Explorer
and the kernel is kept away and protected from the user account.

Alias
 
Alias wrote:
> Frank wrote:
>
>> I guess that GED isn't all you thought is way!...LOL!
>
>
> When you get your GED, perhaps you can compose a proper sentence.
>
> Alias
>
Lying in almost proper English is your forte!
Hahahaha...you are sick in your head, mr liar, mr troll!...LOL!
 
Ubuntista Vistuntu wrote:

....I on the other have pinpointed al the long list of blunders microsoft
has made with this stupid OS.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

That "long list of blunders" is a list of your stupidity and computer
incompetence.
You have also failed, once again (as usual) to comply with my demand
that you provide your proof of designer acumen and formal designer
credentials.
How about a D.A.A. diploma from a respected University? Or the Art
Center College of Design in Pasadena, California
Well...?
Loser and liar best describes you.
Get lost.
 
Ubuntista Vistuntu wrote:

> You expect me to provide personal information to a loser - troll like you?
> I am qualified to stand by whatever I have said.
> I don't care if you believe me.. I have no need to persuade a loser like
> you.

Hahaha...so you don't have any "real designer credentials' huh? Why not
admit it and simply say your not liking the Vista GUI is your personal
opinion.
Nothing wrong with being truthful and most would respect your opinion.
That is, if you can deal with the reality that it is only your personal
opinion.
I think your inflated and delusional very fragile ego can't deal with
that fact.
>
> Even if I tell you the details you would just shrug them off, claim they
> are lies and continue
> your stupid delusional storylines that involve helpdesks and stuff like
> that.

Show them, we can always check them out.
>
> Lets flip this over,...

Sorry, but I'm not the one claiming to be a computer design expert.
That would be you.

how are YOU qualified to know that vista is good?

I use it and I like. You don't.

> Do you have any degree in electronics
> or computer science.

Try google, you'll find out.

How many years have you worked in these fields?

Proly longer than you've been alive.

You also need a brain. If you had one you would know that vista is crap.

No, it's you who needs a brain. I have a fully functional one. That is
why I can easily make a fool out of you.
>
> Your so called "experience" is 17 computers frank... you are such a clown

My experience with Vista dates to late '05 early '06, which is what
we're talking about.
So what about your design degree or degrees?
Well...?
 
> Hahaha...so you don't have any "real designer credentials' huh? Why not
> admit it and simply say your not liking the Vista GUI is your personal
> opinion.

You are completely wrong. I am both artist and tech, combined educated and
professional. I don't only have formal education and been a professional in
these fields, but I have also never stopped being self taught in new things.
Education is a life long experience and in my case its highly gratifying,
since I seek ways to transform knowledge in a creative way into things that
are profitable for me and useful for others. I could get into the theory of
this and explain what I mean exactly but its clear that you wont understand.
In fact I do not separate the 2 (art and tech), when making technology it
should be art, and when making art it should have deep understanding of
science behind it. Frank you just cant swallow the fact that some people are
better than you at some things.. ok? Perhaps you do know some other things
better than me. But computers and art are NOT included in those. Your
knowledge on basic scientific principles are very weak also, and this shows
how deep you understand the world around you. I am a seeker of deeper
understanding... and im not a fool in thinking that I know everything. But I
do know more than you about windows for sure.

The only problem with you is that you are taking too much of my time to kick
your arse each day because you are such an idiot troll and keep posting
trash..... You are a distraction.. a waste, a energy sucking vampire. You
are also incapable of learning! You are addictive because you are such a
persistent looser that begs for attention.

Give it a rest. Sorry I would like to be in here with you talking all day,
but its like talking to a brick wall... you don't understand, and when
told facts you ignore them and make fun of them, you deny everything that
doesn't fit into your little delusional story.
This is your retired life... you have nothing better to do, and plenty of
time, and instead of using it for something creative and good,
you are wasting not only YOUR time but others as well. You are such a sorry
old man frank.....

I have far more better things to do than waste any more of my time on you.

Take care. :-)


"Frank" <fab@notspam.cmm> wrote in message
news:uj#i4$XNJHA.3476@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> Ubuntista Vistuntu wrote:
>
>> You expect me to provide personal information to a loser - troll like
>> you?
>> I am qualified to stand by whatever I have said.
>> I don't care if you believe me.. I have no need to persuade a loser like
>> you.
>
> Hahaha...so you don't have any "real designer credentials' huh? Why not
> admit it and simply say your not liking the Vista GUI is your personal
> opinion.
> Nothing wrong with being truthful and most would respect your opinion.
> That is, if you can deal with the reality that it is only your personal
> opinion.
> I think your inflated and delusional very fragile ego can't deal with that
> fact.
>>
>> Even if I tell you the details you would just shrug them off, claim they
>> are lies and continue
>> your stupid delusional storylines that involve helpdesks and stuff like
>> that.
>
> Show them, we can always check them out.
>>
>> Lets flip this over,...
>
> Sorry, but I'm not the one claiming to be a computer design expert.
> That would be you.
>
> how are YOU qualified to know that vista is good?
>
> I use it and I like. You don't.
>
>> Do you have any degree in electronics
>> or computer science.
>
> Try google, you'll find out.
>
> How many years have you worked in these fields?
>
> Proly longer than you've been alive.
>
> You also need a brain. If you had one you would know that vista is crap.
>
> No, it's you who needs a brain. I have a fully functional one. That is why
> I can easily make a fool out of you.
>>
>> Your so called "experience" is 17 computers frank... you are such a clown
>
> My experience with Vista dates to late '05 early '06, which is what we're
> talking about.
> So what about your design degree or degrees?
> Well...?
 
"Ubuntista Vistuntu" wrote:

> > Hahaha...so you don't have any "real designer credentials' huh? Why not
> > admit it and simply say your not liking the Vista GUI is your personal
> > opinion.
>
> You are completely wrong. I am both artist and tech, combined educated and
> professional. I don't only have formal education and been a professional in
> these fields, but I have also never stopped being self taught in new things.
> Education is a life long experience and in my case its highly gratifying,
> since I seek ways to transform knowledge in a creative way into things that
> are profitable for me and useful for others. I could get into the theory of
> this and explain what I mean exactly but its clear that you wont understand.
> In fact I do not separate the 2 (art and tech), when making technology it
> should be art, and when making art it should have deep understanding of
> science behind it. Frank you just cant swallow the fact that some people are
> better than you at some things.. ok? Perhaps you do know some other things
> better than me. But computers and art are NOT included in those. Your
> knowledge on basic scientific principles are very weak also, and this shows
> how deep you understand the world around you. I am a seeker of deeper
> understanding... and im not a fool in thinking that I know everything. But I
> do know more than you about windows for sure.
>
> The only problem with you is that you are taking too much of my time to kick
> your arse each day because you are such an idiot troll and keep posting
> trash..... You are a distraction.. a waste, a energy sucking vampire. You
> are also incapable of learning! You are addictive because you are such a
> persistent looser that begs for attention.
>
> Give it a rest. Sorry I would like to be in here with you talking all day,
> but its like talking to a brick wall... you don't understand, and when
> told facts you ignore them and make fun of them, you deny everything that
> doesn't fit into your little delusional story.
> This is your retired life... you have nothing better to do, and plenty of
> time, and instead of using it for something creative and good,
> you are wasting not only YOUR time but others as well. You are such a sorry
> old man frank.....
>
> I have far more better things to do than waste any more of my time on you.
>
> Take care. :-)
>
>
> "Frank" <fab@notspam.cmm> wrote in message
> news:uj#i4$XNJHA.3476@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> > Ubuntista Vistuntu wrote:
> >
> >> You expect me to provide personal information to a loser - troll like
> >> you?
> >> I am qualified to stand by whatever I have said.
> >> I don't care if you believe me.. I have no need to persuade a loser like
> >> you.
> >
> > Hahaha...so you don't have any "real designer credentials' huh? Why not
> > admit it and simply say your not liking the Vista GUI is your personal
> > opinion.
> > Nothing wrong with being truthful and most would respect your opinion.
> > That is, if you can deal with the reality that it is only your personal
> > opinion.
> > I think your inflated and delusional very fragile ego can't deal with that
> > fact.
> >>
> >> Even if I tell you the details you would just shrug them off, claim they
> >> are lies and continue
> >> your stupid delusional storylines that involve helpdesks and stuff like
> >> that.
> >
> > Show them, we can always check them out.
> >>
> >> Lets flip this over,...
> >
> > Sorry, but I'm not the one claiming to be a computer design expert.
> > That would be you.
> >
> > how are YOU qualified to know that vista is good?
> >
> > I use it and I like. You don't.
> >
> >> Do you have any degree in electronics
> >> or computer science.
> >
> > Try google, you'll find out.
> >
> > How many years have you worked in these fields?
> >
> > Proly longer than you've been alive.
> >
> > You also need a brain. If you had one you would know that vista is crap.
> >
> > No, it's you who needs a brain. I have a fully functional one. That is why
> > I can easily make a fool out of you.
> >>
> >> Your so called "experience" is 17 computers frank... you are such a clown
> >
> > My experience with Vista dates to late '05 early '06, which is what we're
> > talking about.
> > So what about your design degree or degrees?
> > Well...?
>
>
Frank doesn't have the mental capacity to understand that Vista is a CRAP.
 
Jack the Ripper wrote:
I see a lot of lip drivel here.

Stop looking the in the mirror then, LOSER
You dribble it out of both ends.

--
Mad Mike


"Jack the Ripper" wrote:

> Ubuntista Vistuntu wrote:
>
> <snipped>
>
> I see a lot of lip drivel here.
>
 
"Jack the Ripper" wrote:

> Mick Murphy wrote:
> > Jack the Ripper wrote:
> > I see a lot of lip drivel here.
> >
> > Stop looking the in the mirror then, LOSER
> > You dribble it out of both ends.
>
> Must we bring your mama into it again? First, she had you, she had your
> placenta and then she tossed her guts about having you.
>
> <see ya dummy>
>
>
Is that your mom's experience having you? You ugly so and so, why don't you
get some education to behave decently?
 
Ubuntista Vistuntu wrote:

>
>
> I have far more better things to do than waste any more of my time on you.
>
> Take care. :-)

--------------------------------

So you give up huh?
Figures.
You are a real loser...as we've all seen.
Bye!!!
 
Frank wrote:
> Ubuntista Vistuntu wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> I have far more better things to do than waste any more of my time on
>> you.
>>
>> Take care. :-)
>
> --------------------------------
>
> So you give up huh?
> Figures.
> You are a real loser...as we've all seen.
> Bye!!!

Yes I give up. You have kicked my ass for months now and i just can't
stand it anymore. I'm going out to the barn and off my sheep and then myself
 
brummyfan wrote:
>
> "Jack the Ripper" wrote:
>
>> Mick Murphy wrote:
>>> Jack the Ripper wrote:
>>> I see a lot of lip drivel here.
>>>
>>> Stop looking the in the mirror then, LOSER
>>> You dribble it out of both ends.
>> Must we bring your mama into it again? First, she had you, she had your
>> placenta and then she tossed her guts about having you.
>>
>> <see ya dummy>
>>
>>
> Is that your mom's experience having you? You ugly so and so, why don't you
> get some education to behave decently?

Why don't you mind your own business and stop being such a loser a**hole


Alias
 
He does have design credentials

Ubuntista Vistuntu does have design credentials. I remember the manager at
Jack-In-The-Box saying that Ubuntista Vistuntu
is able to make nice designs on the floor with his mop. Just think, within
5 years he might be promoted to work the fryer!!!



"Frank" <fab@notspam.cmm> wrote in message
news:uj%23i4$XNJHA.3476@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl...
> Ubuntista Vistuntu wrote:
>
>> You expect me to provide personal information to a loser - troll like
>> you?
>> I am qualified to stand by whatever I have said.
>> I don't care if you believe me.. I have no need to persuade a loser like
>> you.
>
> Hahaha...so you don't have any "real designer credentials' huh? Why not
> admit it and simply say your not liking the Vista GUI is your personal
> opinion.
> Nothing wrong with being truthful and most would respect your opinion.
> That is, if you can deal with the reality that it is only your personal
> opinion.
> I think your inflated and delusional very fragile ego can't deal with that
> fact.
>>
>> Even if I tell you the details you would just shrug them off, claim they
>> are lies and continue
>> your stupid delusional storylines that involve helpdesks and stuff like
>> that.
>
> Show them, we can always check them out.
>>
>> Lets flip this over,...
>
> Sorry, but I'm not the one claiming to be a computer design expert.
> That would be you.
>
> how are YOU qualified to know that vista is good?
>
> I use it and I like. You don't.
>
>> Do you have any degree in electronics
>> or computer science.
>
> Try google, you'll find out.
>
> How many years have you worked in these fields?
>
> Proly longer than you've been alive.
>
> You also need a brain. If you had one you would know that vista is crap.
>
> No, it's you who needs a brain. I have a fully functional one. That is why
> I can easily make a fool out of you.
>>
>> Your so called "experience" is 17 computers frank... you are such a clown
>
> My experience with Vista dates to late '05 early '06, which is what we're
> talking about.
> So what about your design degree or degrees?
> Well...?
 
"Ubuntista Vistuntu" <granter@yan.sina> wrote in message
news:4900fbc7$3@newsgate.x-privat.org...
> You mean this one?
>
>
>>
>> Take a look at the 60+ year old man who makes a "hobby" of insulting tens
>> of thousands of posters in many forums. Now who is the bigger idiot?
>>
>>
>>

I think he was mistaken. You are tied for the biggest idiot. Keep working
at it douche bag.
 
Re: He does have design credentials

"Ringmaster" <bigtop@VistaGeneralCircus.net> wrote in message
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SNIP

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