OT: m.p.w.v.g's Lowest Brain Cell posters

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Adam Albright's Doctor

During our intensive studies of posters here in the Vista group, we have
come across test to measure the amount of brain cells that posters have.
Our tests have been about 99.9997% accurate. The average poster has
approximatly 955,666,876,564 brain cells that are usable.

After our studies we have found that the dumbest users who have the lowest
number of brain cells are as follows:

1) Adam Albright 14 Brain Cells
2) kevpan815 27 Brain Cells
3) Alias 56 Brain Cells
4) AlexB 101 Brain Cells
5) kurttrail 189 Brain Cells
6) Canuck57 215 Brain Cells
7) NoStop 216 Brain Cells
8) measekite 217 Brain Cells
9) DanS 235 Brain Cells
10) Mick Murphy 289 Brain Cells

I hope this clears up the issue.
 
Re: OT: Name Change

On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:01:36 -0700, "Bill, Frank, Adam, Alias, Spanky,
Measekite and Kevpan815" <drSphincter@butcrack.net> wrote:

>Oh Adam, I forgot. The name changed. So when you see the new names, don't
>go into a flying rage. Keep calm. Take your medicine and go masturbate in
>the kitchen.

You enjoy making an ass of yourself while sober, or do you need to get
fall down drunk first? Just wondering.
 
Re: OT: Name Change

"Adam Albright" <AA@ABC.net> wrote in message
news:vbp354t35vf2jjr0vq7cb8rcfcvmrj08gl@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:01:36 -0700, "Bill, Frank, Adam, Alias, Spanky,
> Measekite and Kevpan815" <drSphincter@butcrack.net> wrote:
>
>>Oh Adam, I forgot. The name changed. So when you see the new names,
>>don't
>>go into a flying rage. Keep calm. Take your medicine and go masturbate
>>in
>>the kitchen.
>
> You enjoy making an ass of yourself while sober, or do you need to get
> fall down drunk first? Just wondering.
>

How about we continue this fun tomorrow evening? I am going to go watch a
movie and wait for the wife to get home. She will probably need some
"lovin" tonight so tomorrow I won't be in such a mood to wipe your ass all
over this newsgroup, like I do each and every time we communicate. You are
so predictable. I can make you dance. Over and over again.
 
Re: OT: Name Change

The funny part about this is that he has to try to make an ass of himself.

For you it just comes naturally.

"Adam Albright" <AA@ABC.net> wrote in message
news:vbp354t35vf2jjr0vq7cb8rcfcvmrj08gl@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:01:36 -0700, "Bill, Frank, Adam, Alias, Spanky,
> Measekite and Kevpan815" <drSphincter@butcrack.net> wrote:
>
>>Oh Adam, I forgot. The name changed. So when you see the new names,
>>don't
>>go into a flying rage. Keep calm. Take your medicine and go masturbate
>>in
>>the kitchen.
>
> You enjoy making an ass of yourself while sober, or do you need to get
> fall down drunk first? Just wondering.
>
 
Re: OT: Name Change

Everybody has an A**hole!
Some people are an A**hole.
You are the latter!
--
Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia


"Dr. Sphincter" wrote:

>
> "Adam Albright" <AA@ABC.net> wrote in message
> news:vbp354t35vf2jjr0vq7cb8rcfcvmrj08gl@4ax.com...
> > On Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:01:36 -0700, "Bill, Frank, Adam, Alias, Spanky,
> > Measekite and Kevpan815" <drSphincter@butcrack.net> wrote:
> >
> >>Oh Adam, I forgot. The name changed. So when you see the new names,
> >>don't
> >>go into a flying rage. Keep calm. Take your medicine and go masturbate
> >>in
> >>the kitchen.
> >
> > You enjoy making an ass of yourself while sober, or do you need to get
> > fall down drunk first? Just wondering.
> >
>
> How about we continue this fun tomorrow evening? I am going to go watch a
> movie and wait for the wife to get home. She will probably need some
> "lovin" tonight so tomorrow I won't be in such a mood to wipe your ass all
> over this newsgroup, like I do each and every time we communicate. You are
> so predictable. I can make you dance. Over and over again.
>
>
>
>
 
Re: OT: Name Change

"Mick Murphy" <MickMurphy@discussions.microsoft.com> wrote in message
news:56C3EE3B-51BD-456A-9933-67A7FB44DAD4@microsoft.com...
> Everybody has an A**hole!
> Some people are an A**hole.
> You are the latter!
> --
> Mick Murphy - Qld - Australia
>
Have you looked in the mirror lately Micky
 
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