Only One More Day To Go! The New Version of Ubuntu Still Sucks

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Lord Fauntleroy

Alias is getting one big hard-on because a new version of Ubuntu is coming
out. Still the same old crap. Ubuntu won't run any of the popular
programs. Ubuntu is still Free. Ubuntu still sucks.

Nobody in their right mind would want to use Ubuntu.


What you can do with Ubuntu:

Email - Very simple e-mails
Surf the web - Even Ubuntu can surf the web
Burn CDs. - Lots of trouble
Rip CDs. - Maybe with help
Listen to music. - Yea, from your IPOD
Watch vidoes/DVDs. - From your TV. Not from Ubuntu
Scan and print. - Using your multi function printer.
Spreadsheets. - You can calculate up to 100 numbers
Presentations - If you like stick figures
Newsgroups. - Alias is famous for this one. No wonder why he likes Ubuntu

HTML editing. - Yes, basic TEXT editing of an HTML file can be done.
Games like Chess, Tetris, all kinds of solitaire, etc. - That's it for
games. Limited

Make videos. - Very basic videos. Maybe 2 min in length before system
crashes.

Download photos from a camera and organize them. - Hell you can download
pictures to your TV from your CAMERA.
Translations. - Yes, you can get a translator to help you with Ubuntu
Use a dictionary - You need a dictionary to figure out the Ubuntu language
Learn how to touch type. - Funny, a keyboard can do that.
Edit images. - Whoppteee DO

Send and receive a fax. - What do you think your multi-function PRINTER is
for.

Take screenshots. - So you can send to your MAMA
Create .PDF files. - Adobe makes sure you can do this.

Create and use a data base. - Yes, open a text file and create a database.
Brilliant.

Instant messaging with over 10 different programs in one including
Windows Live Messenger.
IRC.
Bluetooth. Whopptee Do.



What you can't do with Ubuntu:

REAL WORK
 
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> What you can't do with Ubuntu:
>
> REAL WORK
>


And what the *real work* means for you?
 
Re: Only One More Day To Go! The New Version of Ubuntu Still Suck

"st" wrote:

> "Lord Fauntleroy" <lord@fauntleroy.com> Ñообщил/Ñообщила в новоÑÑ‚ÑÑ… Ñледующее: news:5H_Nk.5467$yr3.3302@nlpi068.nbdc.sbc.com...
> > What you can't do with Ubuntu:
> >
> > REAL WORK
> >
>
> And what the *real work* means for you?
>
>
Perhaps a simple e-mail and writing some useless posts here without any
substance. These idiots should go back to proper school and start learning
all over again.
These scums are no use to the society and rejected by all in this NG until
they get civilised.
 
Re: Only One More Day To Go! The New Version of Ubuntu Still Suck

brummyfan wrote:

> These scums are no use to the society and rejected by all in this NG until
> they get civilised.

When you learn how to spell civilized, things will look brighter for you.

Also, when you take some gloves and pull Linux out your a-hole, that
will do the trick too.
 
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