My Linux philosophy

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1. Pay nothing.
2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
from common troubles.
4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
5. Do nothing.
 
Micoshaft asstroturfing fraudster pounding the sock Ignoramus15257
wrote on behalf of Half Wits from Micoshaft Department of Marketing:


> 1. Pay nothing.
> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
> from common troubles.
> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
> 5. Do nothing.


You could do more worthwhile things like
install more Linux - all free with source code.

http://www.livecdlist.com
http://www.distrowatch.com

Free second hand computers are being dumped by the millions
so you could ask someone to keep a couple
aside for you to install Linux and bring them back to life.
 
"7" <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> wrote in message
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> Micoshaft asstroturfing fraudster pounding the sock Ignoramus15257
> wrote on behalf of Half Wits from Micoshaft Department of Marketing:
>
>
>> 1. Pay nothing.
>> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
>> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
>> from common troubles.
>> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
>> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
>> 5. Do nothing.
>
>
> You could do more worthwhile things like
> install more Linux - all free with source code.
>
Or YOU could shove your head up your ass.
 
"Ignoramus15257" <ignoramus15257@NOSPAM.15257.invalid> wrote in message
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> 1. Pay nothing.
> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
> from common troubles.
> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
> 5. Do nothing.

Your screen name speaks exabytes, cut out the first four and you're there.
 
> 1. Pay nothing.
> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
> from common troubles.
> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
> 5. Do nothing.


6. wake up from your dream
 
On 2008-08-20, 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> wrote:
> Micoshaft asstroturfing fraudster pounding the sock Ignoramus15257
> wrote on behalf of Half Wits from Micoshaft Department of Marketing:
>
>
>> 1. Pay nothing.
>> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
>> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
>> from common troubles.
>> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
>> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
>> 5. Do nothing.
>
>
> You could do more worthwhile things like
> install more Linux - all free with source code.
>
> http://www.livecdlist.com
> http://www.distrowatch.com
>
> Free second hand computers are being dumped by the millions
> so you could ask someone to keep a couple
> aside for you to install Linux and bring them back to life.
>

I am already doing this, I am not sure what made you assume that I do
not do it.

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"Ignoramus15257" <ignoramus15257@NOSPAM.15257.invalid> wrote in message
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> On 2008-08-20, 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> wrote:
>> Micoshaft asstroturfing fraudster pounding the sock Ignoramus15257
>> wrote on behalf of Half Wits from Micoshaft Department of Marketing:
>>
>>
>>> 1. Pay nothing.
>>> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
>>> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
>>> from common troubles.
>>> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
>>> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
>>> 5. Do nothing.
>>
>>
>> You could do more worthwhile things like
>> install more Linux - all free with source code.
>>
>> http://www.livecdlist.com
>> http://www.distrowatch.com
>>
>> Free second hand computers are being dumped by the millions
>> so you could ask someone to keep a couple
>> aside for you to install Linux and bring them back to life.
>>
>
> I am already doing this, I am not sure what made you assume that I do
> not do it.
>

nice to know you are shoving your head up your ass like bill suggested.
next you should install a glass belly button so you can see out.

hth, gfia, hand

--

sbb78247

resident redneck alt.os.windows-xp
alt.os.windows-vista

someone pass the mashed potatoes and gravy
 
On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:35:19 -1200, Kadaitcha Man wrote:

> sbb78247, ye feeble-minded minnow, thy complexion is like Swart, like my
> shoe, but thy face nothing like so clean kept, for why, ye sweats, a man
> may go over shoes in the grime of it, ye blurted out:
>
>>
>> "Ignoramus15257" <ignoramus15257@NOSPAM.15257.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:T8KdnShDV95rDTHVnZ2dnUVZ_szinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>> On 2008-08-20, 7 <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> wrote:
>>>> Micoshaft asstroturfing fraudster pounding the sock Ignoramus15257
>>>> wrote on behalf of Half Wits from Micoshaft Department of Marketing:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> 1. Pay nothing.
>>>>> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
>>>>> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
>>>>> from common troubles.
>>>>> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
>>>>> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
>>>>> 5. Do nothing.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You could do more worthwhile things like
>>>> install more Linux - all free with source code.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.livecdlist.com
>>>> http://www.distrowatch.com
>>>>
>>>> Free second hand computers are being dumped by the millions
>>>> so you could ask someone to keep a couple
>>>> aside for you to install Linux and bring them back to life.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I am already doing this, I am not sure what made you assume that I do
>>> not do it.
>>>
>>
>> nice to know you are shoving your head up your ass like bill suggested.
>> next you should install a glass belly button so you can see out.
>
> LMAO
>
> Stolen.

That's what used to be said of IBM first line managers when they went to
their first IBM "charm school".

They remove their spine and install a glass belly button so they can see
out.

--
Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/
 
"Scott Freeman" <nicolette@IWAM_nanny.ca> wrote in message
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> "Ignoramus15257" <ignoramus15257@NOSPAM.15257.invalid> wrote in message
> news:QNOdncGaxcVO6THVnZ2dnUVZ_rLinZ2d@giganews.com...
>> 1. Pay nothing.
>> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
>> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
>> from common troubles.
>> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
>> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
>> 5. Do nothing.
>
> Your screen name speaks exabytes, cut out the first four and you're there.

Who is ramus15257? Do you know anyone named ramus?
 
"Ringmaster" <ringmaster@nutcase.net> wrote in message
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>
> I thought it was damn funny.

Self praise is no praise at all.
 
"Scott Freeman" <nicolette@IWAM_nanny.ca> wrote in message
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> "Ringmaster" <ringmaster@nutcase.net> wrote in message
> news:joprk.37357$ZE5.14893@nlpi061.nbdc.sbc.com...
>>
>> I thought it was damn funny.
>
> Self praise is no praise at all.

But self masturbation is soothing
 
On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:03:18 -0700, Ringmaster's Psychiatrist wrote:

> "Scott Freeman" <nicolette@IWAM_nanny.ca> wrote in message
> news:48ac82dc@news.x-privat.org...
>> "Ignoramus15257" <ignoramus15257@NOSPAM.15257.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:QNOdncGaxcVO6THVnZ2dnUVZ_rLinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>> 1. Pay nothing.
>>> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
>>> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
>>> from common troubles.
>>> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
>>> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
>>> 5. Do nothing.
>>
>> Your screen name speaks exabytes, cut out the first four and you're there.
>
> Who is ramus15257? Do you know anyone named ramus?

There used to be a famous club in NYC Greenwich Village called "The RamUs"

Ooops, that was "RamRod"..

Same thing...


--
Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/
 
Moshe Goldfarb. wrote:
> On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:03:18 -0700, Ringmaster's Psychiatrist wrote:
>
>> "Scott Freeman" <nicolette@IWAM_nanny.ca> wrote in message
>> news:48ac82dc@news.x-privat.org...
>>> "Ignoramus15257" <ignoramus15257@NOSPAM.15257.invalid> wrote in
>>> message news:QNOdncGaxcVO6THVnZ2dnUVZ_rLinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>> 1. Pay nothing.
>>>> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
>>>> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self
>>>> recover from common troubles.
>>>> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank
>>>> account, to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
>>>> 5. Do nothing.
>>>
>>> Your screen name speaks exabytes, cut out the first four and you're
>>> there.
>>
>> Who is ramus15257? Do you know anyone named ramus?
>
> There used to be a famous club in NYC Greenwich Village called "The
> RamUs"
>
> Ooops, that was "RamRod"..

OMG! You _DO_ use linux!
 
On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:40:20 -0700, "Bill Yanaire" <bill@yanaire.com>
wrote:

>
>"7" <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> wrote in message
>news:Bh%qk.45742$E41.21909@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>> Micoshaft asstroturfing fraudster pounding the sock Ignoramus15257
>> wrote on behalf of Half Wits from Micoshaft Department of Marketing:
>>
>>
>>> 1. Pay nothing.
>>> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
>>> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
>>> from common troubles.
>>> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
>>> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
>>> 5. Do nothing.
>>
>>
>> You could do more worthwhile things like
>> install more Linux - all free with source code.
>>
>Or YOU could shove your head up your ass.
>
>
And you could get plonked...


When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
 
"Roy Strachan" <rd@bj.com> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:40:20 -0700, "Bill Yanaire" <bill@yanaire.com>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"7" <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> wrote in message
>>news:Bh%qk.45742$E41.21909@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>> Micoshaft asstroturfing fraudster pounding the sock Ignoramus15257
>>> wrote on behalf of Half Wits from Micoshaft Department of Marketing:
>>>
>>>
>>>> 1. Pay nothing.
>>>> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
>>>> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
>>>> from common troubles.
>>>> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
>>>> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
>>>> 5. Do nothing.
>>>
>>>
>>> You could do more worthwhile things like
>>> install more Linux - all free with source code.
>>>
>>Or YOU could shove your head up your ass.
>>
>>
> And you could get plonked...
>

So what does that do? Will the person getting "plonked" get cash or bonus
points? If not, then BFD.


>
> When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
> Mark Twain
 
On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:18:30 -0700, chrisv wrote:

> Moshe Goldfarb. wrote:
>> On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:03:18 -0700, Ringmaster's Psychiatrist wrote:
>>
>>> "Scott Freeman" <nicolette@IWAM_nanny.ca> wrote in message
>>> news:48ac82dc@news.x-privat.org...
>>>> "Ignoramus15257" <ignoramus15257@NOSPAM.15257.invalid> wrote in
>>>> message news:QNOdncGaxcVO6THVnZ2dnUVZ_rLinZ2d@giganews.com...
>>>>> 1. Pay nothing.
>>>>> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
>>>>> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self
>>>>> recover from common troubles.
>>>>> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank
>>>>> account, to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
>>>>> 5. Do nothing.
>>>>
>>>> Your screen name speaks exabytes, cut out the first four and you're
>>>> there.
>>>
>>> Who is ramus15257? Do you know anyone named ramus?
>>
>> There used to be a famous club in NYC Greenwich Village called "The
>> RamUs"
>>
>> Ooops, that was "RamRod"..
>
> OMG! You _DO_ use linux!

Hahha.

Nahh, I used to work in NYC.
That club was well known in the Village.

--
Moshe Goldfarb
Collector of soaps from around the globe.
Please visit The Hall of Linux Idiots:
http://linuxidiots.blogspot.com/
 
Ringmaster's Ass Kicker wrote:
> "Roy Strachan" <rd@bj.com> wrote in message
> news:kgtta4pms740k3gneusqejc458o8fsvn89@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:40:20 -0700, "Bill Yanaire" <bill@yanaire.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> "7" <website_has_email@www.enemygadgets.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Bh%qk.45742$E41.21909@text.news.virginmedia.com...
>>>> Micoshaft asstroturfing fraudster pounding the sock Ignoramus15257
>>>> wrote on behalf of Half Wits from Micoshaft Department of Marketing:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> 1. Pay nothing.
>>>>> 2. Automate everything, so that everything is done by scripts.
>>>>> 3. Make computer do the work instead of you. Make it also self recover
>>>>> from common troubles.
>>>>> 4. Make sure that payments are set up for deposit in your bank account,
>>>>> to avoid walking to the bank with checks.
>>>>> 5. Do nothing.
>>>>
>>>> You could do more worthwhile things like
>>>> install more Linux - all free with source code.
>>>>
>>> Or YOU could shove your head up your ass.
>>>
>>>
>> And you could get plonked...
>>
>
> So what does that do? Will the person getting "plonked" get cash or bonus
> points? If not, then BFD.
>
>



Just make sure to flush after you plonk.
caver1
 
sbb78247 wrote:
> "chrisv" <chrisv@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
> news:rasta4lbmehv8p8m9irm609ro198lmp7fs@4ax.com...
>> sbb78247 wrote:
>>
>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote
>>
>> *plonk*
>>
>>
>
> OH MY! the mad plonker is on the loose again.

*unplonk*

Where have you been?

*plonk*
 
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