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YES! YES! YES!
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> Paddy bought a camel from a farmer for £100.
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> The farmer agreed to deliver the camel the next day.
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> In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The camel’s died.’
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> Paddy replied, ‘Well just give me my money back then.’
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> The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.’
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> Paddy said, ‘OK then, just bring me the dead camel.’
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> The farmer asked, ‘What are you going to do with him?’
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> Paddy said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
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> The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle a dead camel!’
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> Paddy said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
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> A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ‘What happened with that dead camel?’
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> Paddy said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898′
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> The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
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> Paddy said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.’
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> Paddy now works for the Commonwealth Bank.
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> The farmer agreed to deliver the camel the next day.
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> In the morning he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The camel’s died.’
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> Paddy replied, ‘Well just give me my money back then.’
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> The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.’
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> Paddy said, ‘OK then, just bring me the dead camel.’
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> The farmer asked, ‘What are you going to do with him?’
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> Paddy said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
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> The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle a dead camel!’
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> Paddy said, ‘Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’
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> A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, ‘What happened with that dead camel?’
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> Paddy said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £898′
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> The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
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> Paddy said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his £2 back.’
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> Paddy now works for the Commonwealth Bank.
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