Joke Of The Day

[DSTM]

A State Trooper was patrolling shortly before midnight off the main
highway. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer
look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer
magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her
fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks
to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers
his window.

'Uh, yes, Officer?'

The trooper asks: 'What are you doing?

The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine...

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the
trooper says: 'And her, what is she doing?'

The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple,
alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane .... and nothing inappropriate happening!


The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?'

The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'

The trooper asks: 'And her ... what's her age?
The young man looks at his watch and replies: 'She'll be
18 in 11 minutes...

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

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[Rachel]

 

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[plodr]

 

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[DSTM]

I like Garden Gnomes, but I will pass on these Gnomes.

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

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[Rachel]

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words. In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer:
When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED and when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!

He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch!

 

[allheart55 (Cindy E)]

 

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[Tony D]

Yeah, get that a lot.