Hey Alias, Look at the incredible JUMP in Linux Numbers

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Adam Albright's Psychiatrist wrote:
> http://blogs.zdnet.com:80/hardware/?p=2179
>
>
> Just think. In 15 years, Linux may reach 1.5% of the market! Microsoft
> will be laughing all the way to the bank. Ubuntu and Linux are nothing more
> than a blip on the radar. NEVER to be much of anything to write home about.
>
>

Alias is going to miss that sales mark again of 2.0% for 2008, as in
previous years of not making the sales mark. Old boy Linus is going to
be very upset with Alias.

He is going to tell Alias that it's messing up in
ms.public.windows.vista.general, because its posts are being trash
canned, and world wide it's being ignored. Alias may be facing
termination from its job it's not being paid to do.
 
"The Spanish Mongoose" wrote in message
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> Adam Albright's Psychiatrist wrote:
>> http://blogs.zdnet.com:80/hardware/?p=2179
>>
>>
>> Just think. In 15 years, Linux may reach 1.5% of the market! Microsoft
>> will be laughing all the way to the bank. Ubuntu and Linux are nothing
>> more than a blip on the radar. NEVER to be much of anything to write
>> home about.
>>
>>
>
> Alias is going to miss that sales mark again of 2.0% for 2008, as in
> previous years of not making the sales mark. Old boy Linus is going to be
> very upset with Alias.
>
> He is going to tell Alias that it's messing up in
> ms.public.windows.vista.general, because its posts are being trash canned,
> and world wide it's being ignored. Alias may be facing termination from
> its job it's not being paid to do.

Alias is the "Ubuntu Marketing Director". Imagine, that is all they can
afford! HA HA HA HA
 
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Adam Albright's Psychiatrist wrote:
> "The Spanish Mongoose" wrote in message
> news:u4F4APU4IHA.2348@TK2MSFTNGP06.phx.gbl...
>> Adam Albright's Psychiatrist wrote:
>>> http://blogs.zdnet.com:80/hardware/?p=2179
>>>
>>>
>>> Just think. In 15 years, Linux may reach 1.5% of the market! Microsoft
>>> will be laughing all the way to the bank. Ubuntu and Linux are nothing
>>> more than a blip on the radar. NEVER to be much of anything to write
>>> home about.
>>>
>>>
>> Alias is going to miss that sales mark again of 2.0% for 2008, as in
>> previous years of not making the sales mark. Old boy Linus is going to be
>> very upset with Alias.
>>
>> He is going to tell Alias that it's messing up in
>> ms.public.windows.vista.general, because its posts are being trash canned,
>> and world wide it's being ignored. Alias may be facing termination from
>> its job it's not being paid to do.
>
> Alias is the "Ubuntu Marketing Director". Imagine, that is all they can
> afford! HA HA HA HA
>
>
>

Maybe, if Alias when on a door to door crusade to every house,
apartment, garage, tent, hut, mountain range, forest and ant hill around
the world trying to make sales, that should keep it busy for awhile. It
can comeback here every 10 years. There is nothing like a face to face
and getting out to meet the people. That's if Alias wants to save its
job. <g>
 
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The Spanish Mongoose wrote:

>
> Maybe, if Alias when on a door to door crusade to every house,
> apartment, garage, tent, hut, mountain range, forest and ant hill around
> the world trying to make sales, that should keep it busy for awhile. It
> can comeback here every 10 years. There is nothing like a face to face
> and getting out to meet the people. That's if Alias wants to save its
> job. <g>

Alias is performing his usual monthly reformat and reinstall of Ubuntu
(sic). He'll be back in about a week.
 
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