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  1. Guest NewsBot
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    Geekzone Update Windows Live Mobile or not? Geekzone, New Zealand - 10 minutes ago Dratsab on Microsoft Windows Mojave: I think a lot of people who bash Vista also tend to blinkered by their own biase... chakkaradeep on Microsoft Windows ... More...

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    Wall Street Journal Blogs Isolating the ailing online business from Windows: good for the ... NetworkWorld.com, MA - 8 hours ago ... of the late 1990's was withering on the limb, has now become a major threat to Windows, even as Linux makes headway, too, reports the Tech-Ticker blog. ... Ballmer Says Microsoft Ready To Fight Apple CRN all 16 news articles More...

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    Another DRM infested music store closes music becomes worthless Geekzone, New Zealand - 1 hour ago ... to take away our freedoms: Definitely anything with DRM and non-free systems such as Skype, the iPhone or Windows Vista (even if it's called Mojave). ... More...

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    Your Friday reads Globe and Mail, Canada - 1 hour ago If a Dilbert comic mocks Vista, the criticism transforms into 'common knowledge' and could influence Mac versus Windows buying decisions. ... More...

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  5. Guest kevpan815's Psychiatrist
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    UPDATE `table` SET target_field = CONCAT(UCASE(SUBSTRING(`source_field`, 1, 1)),LOWER(SUBSTRING(`source_field`, 2)))

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  6. Guest kevpan815's Psychiatrist
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    Say we have a string "This is my String" - we want to capitalize the first letter of each word so that my string becomes "This Is My String". My first attempt was to use the capitalize method - my_string = "This is a String" my_string.capitalize --> "This is a string" Not exactly what we want. Turns out that capitalize converts the *first character* of the string (letter "T" in this case) to upper case and the rest of the letter to lower case. In other words, if my_string1 = "this is a String", my_string1.capitalize --> "This is a string" Notice that "t" in "this" became "T" and "S" in "string" became "s". In order to capitalize the first le…

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  7. Guest kevpan815's Psychiatrist
    Started by Guest kevpan815's Psychiatrist,

    My patient excaped and needs to take his medication. Where the hell can he be? I checked the mens room at the airport and all I saw were Republican Senator's tapping their feet.

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  8. Guest kevpan815 - A Complete Moron
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    <kevpan815@noreply.com> wrote in message news:ep8ik.18465$Ri.8453@flpi146.ffdc.sbc.com... >I Placed A Call To The FBI And Told Them That There Are Imposters In The >Forum. They Laughed And Fell Off Their Chair. Then They Hung Up the >Phone. Just FYI. > > I Guess The FBI Only Goes Out To Catch Criminals And Other Misfits. Just > FYI. Better Watch Out Adam Albright. Just FYI > > When does the FBI go out? When they need food?

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  9. Guest kevpan815@noreply.com
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    I Placed A Call To The FBI And Told Them That There Are Imposters In The Forum. They Laughed And Fell Off Their Chair. Then They Hung Up the Phone. Just FYI. I Guess The FBI Only Goes Out To Catch Criminals And Other Misfits. Just FYI. Better Watch Out Adam Albright. Just FYI

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  10. Guest VistaUser12345
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    This is a recommended way for New LapTop users. Now Shut Down your Computer, and then press the F11 Button when you see it at the bottom of the screen. After that click Enter on the first option. After that... You click Repair your Computer or something (It's at the top) Then click System Recovery (Not System Restore but System Recovery). After that you wait 30~1 hour for it to repair. Note that your computer gets restored (New) and if you have important programs that you don't want to lose, simply back it up in a CD or don't use this idea at all. I did it, worked for me. I was Hella Happy because I hated using the tasm Manager every single time... -- Vist…

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  11. Guest Adam Albright's Psychiatrist
    Started by Guest Adam Albright's Psychiatrist,

    DUEL As practised from the 11th to 20th centuries in Western societies, a duel is an engagement in combat between two individuals, with matched weapons in accordance with their combat doctrines. In the modern application the term is applied to air combat between fighter pilots. The Romanticism depiction of medieval duels was based on either a pretext of defence of honor, usually accompanied by a trusted representative (who might themselves fight), often in contravention of the duelling conventions, or as a matter of challenge of the champion which developed out of the desire of one party (the challenger) to redress a perceived insult to his or his …

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    SYS-CON Media Time for VMWare to Change Its Pricing Model SYS-CON Media, NJ - 44 minutes ago It had better-than-expected Vista sales this time through, up to $4.37 By Maureen O'Gara After much soul-searching but finding no 'compelling reason,' Intel ... More...

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    Isolating the ailing online business from Windows: good for the ... NetworkWorld.com, MA - 5 hours ago ... of the late 1990's was withering on the limb, has now become a major threat to Windows, even as Linux makes headway, too, reports the Tech-Ticker blog. ... More...

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  14. Guest NewsBot
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    The chart above was posted over at ZDNet. It clearly shows that Microsoft dominates the operating system market by 94++ market share however, Windows XP accounts for almost 90% of it. With the retirement of Windows XP, Microsoft is hoping that the 90% is shifting over to Windows Vista. This could be a good strategy [...] More...

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  15. Guest BobB
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    My Real Player says I need the subject file to update. Where can I find a safe download? Thanks, Bob

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  16. Guest NewsBot
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    Microsoft seems confident of their product, Windows Vista, as they begun their offensive marketing assault telling consumers and enterprises how good the product is. The image above is a marketing campaign that brings you to the facts, good & positive, of Windows Vista. Microsoft’s VP of Windows Vista has this to say: You thought the [...] More...

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  17. Guest Adam Albright's Psychiatrist
    Started by Guest Adam Albright's Psychiatrist,

    I was expecting Adam to come in for a session today but he never showed up. Maybe he is stinking drunk is some dark and dingy alley.

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  18. Guest sugerpud
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    Is there a way that we can import new DVD menus or Templates to use on the DVD maker? Like for instance the way you can do with powerpoint. Because I am getting tired of using the same ones, or is that not possible. ---------------- This post is a suggestion for Microsoft, and Microsoft responds to the suggestions with the most votes. To vote for this suggestion, click the "I Agree" button in the message pane. If you do not see the button, follow this link to open the suggestion in the Microsoft Web-based Newsreader and then click "I Agree" in the message pane. http://windowshelp.microsoft.com/communities/newsgroups/en-us/default.mspx?mid=a3e04680-763e-…

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  19. Guest Joan Bennett
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    On Tuesday, I applied kb952265 via auto updates. Every since my auto update client continually shows that I need to apply a Forefront Client Security update. I apply it successfully but it reappears almost immediately. (Log details below) ::::::::::::: 2008-07-24 15:53:39:845 5780 744 Handler :: START :: Handler: Command Line Install 2008-07-24 15:53:39:845 5780 744 Handler ::::::::: 2008-07-24 15:53:39:845 5780 744 Handler : Updates to install = 1 2008-07-24 15:53:53:825 5780 744 Handler : Command line install completed. Return code = 0x00000000, Result = Succeeded, Reboot required = false 2008-07-24 15:53:53:825 5780 744 Handler ::::::::: 2008-07…

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  20. Guest PA Bear [MS MVP]
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    [Crossposted to WU newsgroup] Are you currently running Vista or Vista SP1? What update? What anti-virus application or security suite is installed? What anti-spyware applications (other than Defender)? What third-party firewall (if any)? -- ~Robear Dyer (PA Bear) MS MVP-IE, Mail, Security, Windows Desktop Experience - since 2002 AumHa VSOP & Admin http://aumha.net DTS-L http://dts-l.net/ art wrote: > hi cannot install important update on ie7 error message 8007371c can > anyone help im running vista

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  21. Guest Kimmi8
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    The links in the navigation pane are empty. I string value IsShortcut is in the registry. I am on vista home premium 32 bit. Also, the same time the links disappeared, the Kimmi's Documents folder is now created a second time in Kodak Pictures folder for my digital camera. When I delete this duplicate folder, it automatically re-creates when the pc is restarted. How can I fix this? Kimmi -- Kimmi8

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  22. Guest melissa
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    http://www.dessouserotic.com/index.php Lingerie, est le terme utilisé pour désigner l'ensemble des sous-vêtements et des vêtements de nuit . Elle se caractérise par des tissus fins, lavables, brodés ou garnis de dentelles. La lingerie d'aujourd'hui se veut fonctionnelle et élégante. Douce, soyeuse, légère ou transparente, elle est pour de nombreuses femmes un atout de séduction. La lingerie sexy doit résoudre le paradoxe : cacher ce que l'on montre et montrer ce que l'on cache.

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  23. Guest melissa
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    http://www.dessouserotic.com/index.php Lingerie, est le terme utilisé pour désigner l'ensemble des sous-vêtements et des vêtements de nuit . Elle se caractérise par des tissus fins, lavables, brodés ou garnis de dentelles. La lingerie d'aujourd'hui se veut fonctionnelle et élégante. Douce, soyeuse, légère ou transparente, elle est pour de nombreuses femmes un atout de séduction. La lingerie sexy doit résoudre le paradoxe : cacher ce que l'on montre et montrer ce que l'on cache.

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  24. Guest melissa
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    http://www.dessouserotic.com/index.php Lingerie, est le terme utilisé pour désigner l'ensemble des sous-vêtements et des vêtements de nuit . Elle se caractérise par des tissus fins, lavables, brodés ou garnis de dentelles. La lingerie d'aujourd'hui se veut fonctionnelle et élégante. Douce, soyeuse, légère ou transparente, elle est pour de nombreuses femmes un atout de séduction. La lingerie sexy doit résoudre le paradoxe : cacher ce que l'on montre et montrer ce que l'on cache.

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  25. Guest melissa
    Started by Guest melissa,

    http://www.dessouserotic.com/index.php Lingerie, est le terme utilisé pour désigner l'ensemble des sous-vêtements et des vêtements de nuit . Elle se caractérise par des tissus fins, lavables, brodés ou garnis de dentelles. La lingerie d'aujourd'hui se veut fonctionnelle et élégante. Douce, soyeuse, légère ou transparente, elle est pour de nombreuses femmes un atout de séduction. La lingerie sexy doit résoudre le paradoxe : cacher ce que l'on montre et montrer ce que l'on cache.

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